[TheWOAT]

Deepak Chopra.. just for being full of sh-t, and I doubt he believes half of what he says.

[Tiresias]

Palin, and I'd opt for a cream pie.

[zro]

Originally Posted by Ben Mines 

Palin, and I'd opt for a cream pie.

There's a joke to be had here. I just know it.

[Tiresias]

That depends entirely on whether you read the Oxford English Dictionary, or the Urban Dictionary.

[Face Ache]

My old flatmate Brian actually did beat up both of the Proclaimers (♬ ... and I would walk 500 miles... ♫)

I think we all owe him a debt of gratitude for that.

[smacintush]

I don't think I can disagree with any of the choices made so far…weird.

Regis Philbin - For being such a phony and so irritating.
The entire cast of the Today show except Ann Curry - Because they just suck and are annoying. Except Ann, I'd hit her but not in a mean way.
Sean Hannity - For being a broken record, narrow-minded and full of doo-doo.
Mark Levin - He's such an annoying jerk I can't stand a moment listening to him.
Al Franken - For transforming himself from a funny man to a self-righteous douche-bag.
The casts of the entire WB lineup.
Hayden Panettiere - For not letting me have sex with her.
Kate Walsh - ditto.
Andy Dick - For existing

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by macforray 

What, none of you want to bi*ch slap Rosie O?

She gets on my nerves.....BIG!

I do, but my fists aren't big enough to do damage. There's several layers of insulation you'd have to get through.

[calverson]

Hugh Grant.

I hate Hugh Grant.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by smacintush 

Hayden Panettiere - For not letting me have sex with her.

Pedo

[el chupacabra]

steven seagal. hes an egotist

[hyteckit]

Dennis Miller

One of the most annoying "comedian"

Every time I see him talking on the Jay Leno show, I just want to punch him.

[smacintush]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Pedo

I don't think that's very funny.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by smacintush 

I don't think that's very funny.

Neither will the judge.

[smacintush]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Neither will the judge.

She's 19.

Where I live that's pretty legal. In fact where I live she's been legal since '05.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by smacintush 

She's 19.

Where I live that's pretty legal. In fact where I live she's been legal since '05.

True. Unfortunately, when I thought that she was cute (Heroes SE1) I found out that she was jailbait. She has stayed like that in my mind. Although, I bet that you first wanted to rock her rocket back then... Pedo.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

Not that I'm a show-off or anything, but I bet that no-one here (besides me) knows how to pronounce Llap Goch as a Welshman would say it.

No Welshman with any amount of respect for himself would say ‘llap goch’. They might say ‘llabi goch’, of course, though I can’t really see why anyone from Wales would be talking about red boobies (Doof? Reasons?). But they’d pronounce that [ˌɫabi 'gɔx], of course.

I would really, really, really love to punch Kim Larsen in the face. Not the mouth, though—my fists aren’t big enough. I’ll use a frying pan for that instead.

[smacintush]

Originally Posted by calverson 

True. Unfortunately, when I thought that she was cute (Heroes SE1) I found out that she was jailbait. She has stayed like that in my mind. Although, I bet that you first wanted to rock her rocket back then... Pedo.

I first noticed her in Bring it On. Still legal. Still not pedo.



Besides, that would technically be statutory rape.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by smacintush 

I first noticed her in Bring it On. Still legal. Still not pedo.

Errr.. She was born in 89 - Bring It On was released in 2000. Making her 11.

Originally Posted by smacintush 

...11?

Originally Posted by smacintush 

Besides, that would technically be statutory rape.

Troll.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

though I can’t really see why anyone from Wales would be talking about red boobies (Doof? Reasons?).

The women like to paint themselves pretty colours so as to compete with the sheep for the attention of their menfolk.
I've really got no idea about that. The Welsh are alien to me.

[calverson]

Oh. That was 2006. She was 17.

[Cipher13]

It'd be quicker for me to list those I *don't* want to punch.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Errr.. She was born in 89 - Bring It On was released in 2000. Making her 11.

She wasn't in the original "Bring It On" - she was in a 2006 sequel entitled "Bring It On: All Or Nothing".

So, 17 (or possibly 16, depends on when it was filmed, rather than released). Legal in my neck of the woods*.

(* not that I would. She looks like she smells of Play Doh for some reason)

Edit: Dammit. Didn't see your last post on the subject.

[osiris]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

She looks like she smells of Play Doh for some reason

That's a pretty nice smell in small doses. At least she doesn't look like she smells of canned Tuna.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

She looks like she smells of Play Doh for some reason)

Hmmmm... Soft, flexible, and slightly salty...

Whatever, it is all pink inside.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Cipher13 

It'd be quicker for me to list those I *don't* want to punch.

Why is this not surprising.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Why is this not surprising.

Was that a statement or a question?

[Laminar]

Statement, hence the lack of a question mark.

[calverson]

My question was a rhetoric.

Your answer was redundant.

[TheWOAT]

If calverson were a celebrity, he'd be asking for a beating.

[Monique]

Ophra Winfrey for having the most ennoying laugh.

Second Obama for being the worst president you will ever elect and being a phoney and a bully.

[design219]

Take it to the PL please.

[Oisín]

Why has nobody (myself included) mentioned Dr. Phil yet?

Is it because, like me, you don’t really want to punch him as you want to apply a shotgun to the back of his head?

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Why has nobody (myself included) mentioned Dr. Phil yet?

Is it because, like me, you don’t really want to punch him as you want to apply a shotgun to the back of his head?

There was a thread going a while back.

I think that Dr. Phil should be on the receiving end of everyone of those.

Twice.

[moep]

Hmm. A donkey punch still qualifies as a punch, right?

[ctt1wbw]

Originally Posted by moep 

Hmm. A donkey punch still qualifies as a punch, right?

As long as it's not on Dr. Phil, then you need some therapy.

[BadKosh]

Rosie Odonnell. OBVIOUS.

[BigBadWolf]

Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Barry Obama, Sara Palin, Bill O'Reilly, Keith Olberman, Martin Sheen, Paris Hilton, Joe Morgan, Tim Robbins, OJ Simpson, George Lucas, Tom Cruise, 50 Cent, George Steinbrenner, Al Davis, Jeremiah Wright (he's kind of a celeb), GW Bush, Hillary Clinton, Arriana Huffington, Koz, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and many, many more that I can't think of right now.

[calverson]

Lance Armstrong

[ctt1wbw]

You'd punch One Nut? What for?

[calverson]

For dating Kate Hudson, and for being "too damn good".

[TheWOAT]

Anderson Cooper

[Oneota]

Originally Posted by BlueSky 

Dakota Fanning.

Dammit! You stole my joke! I was gonna say Abigail Breslin.

[Rumor]

I asked the wife and she said Paris Hilton.

[shifuimam]

Actually, I pick Avery Brooks and Nana Visitor.

They're both unbelievably bad actors.

[sek929]

Whoever the actor is that plays the Mac on Apple's ads.

He's a f**kin tool.

[Laminar]

Justin Long.

[shifuimam]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Whoever the actor is that plays the Mac on Apple's ads.

He's a f**kin tool.

I think "tool" is a gross understatement.

Justin Long was a tool when he was on Ed. His post-tv escapades have just made him more of a douche.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

I asked the wife and she said Paris Hilton.

The … wait, what? Something you’ve forgotten to share with the class?

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

The … wait, what? Something you’ve forgotten to share with the class?

I thought I was the only one in the dark.

[auto_immune]

Nancy Grace