[storer]

Originally posted by Too Artificial:
Is it just me, or is she one ugly chick?

Originally posted by Zimphire:
She is, and so is her older sister.

What is this madness?

[cold_reality]

Originally posted by legacyb4:
At least the band had the sense to keep playing till they cut to commercial... wonder what the audience had to say?

I want back the last hour of my life?

[ironknee]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Yeah, when I was in a band and my monitor would go out I had a hard time playing the guitar let a lone vocal chords.

When you can't hear yourself it is difficult to perform up to par.

just picturing zim in a band...christian rocker man

[ajprice]

Funny as hell! what was going on with the monkey dancing though?

Well done to the band for carrying on, she missed the start point, they did the right thing, it still sounded allright without her. As for 'playing the wrong song', wouldn't she know the difference between the wrong song and the right song by the intro the band were playing??

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by ironknee:
just picturing zim in a band...christian rocker man

Why imagine when you can see the real thing. ROCK ON!

[ironknee]

free bird!....ah...of god...man

So ashlee is going to be at the radio music award tonight///wow is she going to sing(?) wow that would be uncomfortable

[nredman]

Originally posted by RAILhead:
Did someone say Jessica Simpson?



Don't deny it guys, you'd hit that, too.

Maury

INDEED!

[ironknee]

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Why imagine when you can see the real thing. ROCK ON!

i was going to ask if it was zim...then i saw the halo

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by ironknee:
just picturing zim in a band...christian rocker man

Nope, this was in my wild LSD years.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Why imagine when you can see the real thing. ROCK ON!

Wow you have that on your own server...

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by ironknee:
i was going to ask if it was zim...then i saw the halo

That is a pic of me back in 1998 playing Prince's guitar in the back rooms of the Smithsonian Institute.

Why the SWF still has that pic is beyond me.

[cjrivera]

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
Okay - The truth (courtesy MTV interview today):

She partially lip-synched. She was singing with a live mic over a backing pre-recorded vocal, so that when she felt her voice was going to give out, she could just go silent. Because she was exhausted. She apologizes.

So.... her GERD caused her to have amnesia and blame the band for playing the wrong song? Maybe it caused her to have the seizures that looked like dancing afterwards.

Boy, she's really putting the spin control in overdrive.....

[mrtew]

How much you wanna bet that Eminem is going to do a Ho' Down next week on SNL with a long black wig on? I just know he's going to do something hilarious. He hates fake crap music.

[Stradlater]

Ashlee posts on her own message board, requesting help in removing all those nasty videos online.

[ironknee]

==========================
How do I get rid of all those videos.


10/24/2004 8:35:08 PM - by Ashlee Simpson


Ok you people know the internet, I'm going to get rid of all these videos posted on other websites, how do i delete them?

=========================

priceless

[ManOfSteal]

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Ashlee posts on her own message board, requesting help in removing all those nasty videos online.

She again just looked like a complete moron on the "Radio Music Awards"...

[d0ubled0wn]

edit: Ironknee beat me

[ironknee]

i happened to pass by the rma when she was singing...was watching the stock market documentary any1 watch it?

any ways, i looked like she had her back to the audience a lot, and she made sure to say thank you at the end...

[ironknee]

there are some funny posts in reply to her questons

[awaspaas]

That's not her on the board. Somebody used some clever DHTML to replace registered user with host.

<script type="text/javascript">var t = document.getElementsByTagName("td");t[12].innerHTML="Host";t[10].innerHTML = "3/19/2004 11:15:06 AM";t[13].innerHTML = "";</script>

Can we do this on macnn??

[Kenneth]

I'm a member on her official website.. man.. I gotta tell ya.. her own forum was a mess [even today]... definitely not serious.

What a good attempt to "use" her own username and "post"

[Stogieman]

Originally posted by awaspaas:
That's not her on the board. Somebody used some clever DHTML to replace registered user with host.

Someone was using her sisters' name too.

"... Just stop being mean to her please. She is doing the best she can. Do it for me, the talented sister.

Thanks."

Hahahaha

[d4nth3m4n]

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Ashlee posts on her own message board, requesting help in removing all those nasty videos online.

hahaaha

i like this one by jessica-

Said by Chad Plasma:
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If you don't end your career voluntarily after this Ash, though I never thought I'd say this to anyone, you're more of a mouth breathing helmet stand than Jessica Simpson.
-------------

I do not appreciate that! I am not a helmet stand, what does that mean anyway? I don't really know what you mean by "mouth breather" either. How else are you suppose to breath, duhh!

and where are these "nasty videos?" the only ones i have seen are the ones where she is on SNL...

[Weezer]

�Just like any artist in America, she has a backing track that she pushes so you don�t have to hear her croak through a song on national television,� Joe Simpson told Ryan Seacrest on Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM. �No one wants to hear that.�

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6322824/

[Disgruntled Head of C-3PO]

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:

and where are these "nasty videos?" the only ones i have seen are the ones where she is on SNL...

That is the nasty one

[d4nth3m4n]

what a maroon.

[Mafia]

heh those forums are a mess. i give fair warning to anyone who clicks on the host "Ashlee Simpson" profile. by fair warning i mean don't do it heh.

[velodev]

Originally posted by Stradlater:
Ashlee posts on her own message board, requesting help in removing all those nasty videos online.

Yeah, that's Ashlee, alright... what a risque picture in her profile.

[Xeo]

Haha, funny. The post by "Ashlee" has two spaces between the first and last name. But the REAL Ashlee Simpson profile was hacked.

[Mafia]

Originally posted by velodev:
what a risque picture in her profile.

still vomitting

[Kenneth]

Originally posted by Xeo:
Haha, funny. The post by "Ashlee" has two spaces between the first and last name. But the REAL Ashlee Simpson profile was hacked.

People (I guess those Ashlee's haters) were pushing it too far.

[greenamp]

Sorry guys, I had to take the vids down b/c they peeked my bandwidth to around 50 gigs

[Eriamjh]

If her voice was cracked, then she should have said so and not performed. This BS of pushing your voice over a an existing vocal track is just that: BS. It should be stopped or have a disclaimer.

[AB^2=BCxAC]

While we're pushing for disclaimers, how about every commercial EVER should say: "This is not the actual *hamburger* but a glamorized studio recreation with props at a location that could not exist in reality, all to sell you false hope and the shadow of satisfaction. Prepare to be disappointed if you think this is real". Replace *hamburger* with anything for sale.

I imagine it sort of like the "This picture has been modified for your screen" thang.

[ajprice]

I think this is the "nasty" one, the robot-porn money shot!

[Landos Mustache]

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:


I imagine it sort of like the "This picture has been modified for your screen" thang.

See I find that message confusing. I have had a widescreen TV for 5 years and every-time a message comes up saying that I scratch my head as IT IS NOT TRUE!

Even stranger that saying is new as it used to say "For a standard TV".

[ajprice]

I will eat burgers until I get one that looks like the picture, then I will be happy, and stop eating burgers. In other words, I will eat burgers for a very very long time to come .

[Spheric Harlot]

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
While we're pushing for disclaimers, how about every commercial EVER should say: "This is not the actual *hamburger* but a glamorized studio recreation with props at a location that could not exist in reality, all to sell you false hope and the shadow of satisfaction. Prepare to be disappointed if you think this is real".

ot:

did you know that "ice cream" in advertising is actually a crude oil derivate?

/ot

[awaspaas]

Don't they use shortening?

[Landos Mustache]

[mdc]

does anyone have a working link of the two videos in post 1. they do not seem to exist anymore.

thanks

[turtle777]

Originally posted by mdc:
does anyone have a working link of the two videos in post 1. they do not seem to exist anymore.
thanks

Nope, see here

Originally posted by greenamp:
Sorry guys, I had to take the vids down b/c they peeked my bandwidth to around 50 gigs

-t

[wolfen]

I wonder who will be lip syncing this week. And can they dance like Ashleeee?

[MindFad]

Hopefully Ashlee will be on next week's Bang Bus.

[CollinG3G4]

Originally posted by MindFad:
Hopefully Ashlee will be on next week's Bang Bus.

Hhahah!
Classic

[Kenneth]

Originally posted by wolfen:
I wonder who will be lip syncing this week. And can they dance like Ashleeee?

will Eminem lip-sync?

[Zimphire]

Doesn't matter. He is part of the MTV cookie cutter crowd too. He just doesn't want to admit it.

[awaspaas]

SNL's already made fun of Ashlee Simpson in the opening act and the monologue... excellent stuff!

[vmpaul]

Well, well.

Looks like 60 Minutes was on scene for the incident. They're doing a report on it tonight.

Should be interesting.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by vmpaul:
Well, well.

Looks like 60 Minutes was on scene for the incident. They're doing a report on it tonight.

Should be interesting.

You got to be kidding me.

Just more proof it's almost the end for 60 minutes.