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Cute, Laddie? Cute?! I were sailin' 'board the... 3,336 Views / 52 Replies  
Cute, Laddie? Cute?! I were sailin' 'board the 'NN before yer own username were a twinkle in Joss Whedon's loins, yer scurvy bottomed rapscallion! There's only one Captain 'round these parts and I...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Oct 24, 2014 at 07:56 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Yarr. Yer name concerns me. Yer gotta allow for... 3,336 Views / 52 Replies  
Yarr. Yer name concerns me. Yer gotta allow for circulation. Yarr.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Oct 24, 2014 at 06:04 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Arr. How big would me pantaloons hav ta be fer a... 1,188 Views / 12 Replies  
Arr. How big would me pantaloons hav ta be fer a 60 incher in me pants?
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 10, 2009 at 07:56 PM, in MacNN Lounge
No, I am Spartacus! 9,370 Views / 428 Replies  
No, I am Spartacus!
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Apr 28, 2009 at 05:31 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Arr. That be true, matey. 6,199 Views / 212 Replies  
Arr. That be true, matey.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Dec 20, 2007 at 02:42 AM, in Feedback
Poll: Arr! She lives! 2,768 Views / 56 Replies  
Arr! She lives!
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 11, 2006 at 05:49 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Glad to see some people get warnings from... 4,793 Views / 250 Replies  
Glad to see some people get warnings from Demonhood. I (Face Ache - RIP :( ) was banned without any warnings whatsoever. :err:

You'd imagine that after over three years of posting here I'd be...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 10, 2004 at 11:21 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Arr Matey. ;) :D 701 Views / 9 Replies  
Arr Matey. ;) :D
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Oct 20, 2003 at 10:59 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Okay Afghanistan was a bad example because... 1,515 Views / 61 Replies  
Okay Afghanistan was a bad example because technically you are at war (although if I was a civilian that got bombed last week I would still be rather annoyed).

How about all the civilians that...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 17, 2002 at 07:56 PM, in MacNN Lounge
They would have to take some seats out... 918 Views / 13 Replies  
They would have to take some seats out...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 17, 2002 at 07:41 PM, in MacNN Lounge
In all seriousness I think they will be cremated... 2,467 Views / 123 Replies  
In all seriousness I think they will be cremated in a hospital incinerator and then thrown out.

Putting their ashes into memorial punching bags would be better though. ;)
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 17, 2002 at 08:34 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Dumpster. 2,467 Views / 123 Replies  
Dumpster.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 17, 2002 at 06:04 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Rampant, the US military NEEDS YOU! ... 3,246 Views / 156 Replies  
Rampant, the US military NEEDS YOU!

http://www.omd.state.ok.us/180inf/images/uncle-sam.gif

(although you forgot the bit about bombing a few allies as well).

:D
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 16, 2002 at 10:44 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Hmmm. If I were an Afghani man who had just lost... 1,515 Views / 61 Replies  
Hmmm. If I were an Afghani man who had just lost his entire family to a US bomb I should sue the Bank of America. Boeing, Lockheed-Martin and everyone else I can think of to cripple the American war...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 16, 2002 at 10:32 PM, in MacNN Lounge
So how good is this moderation stuff? How can I... 1,106 Views / 31 Replies  
So how good is this moderation stuff? How can I get my hands on a lot of it?
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 16, 2002 at 07:50 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Dude WHAT are you doing? Fer chrissakes it's... 717 Views / 7 Replies  
Dude WHAT are you doing?

Fer chrissakes it's 3:51 PM here. There's kiddies getting home from school and logging onto their Macs and getting porn via MacNN. It's just wrong and tasteless.

You...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 16, 2002 at 03:44 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Now I feel special. I've actually been to... 976 Views / 33 Replies  
Now I feel special. I've actually been to Djibouti. :)

I still picked Denmark although I've never been there... :confused:
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 16, 2002 at 01:30 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Aw man but there's so much history I wasn't there... 2,182 Views / 64 Replies  
Aw man but there's so much history I wasn't there for.

You mean I can't have an opinion on ANY of it? :(

So how does your "logic" thingy work anyway?
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 15, 2002 at 04:26 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Oh. For a sec there I thought Apple had bypassed... 1,801 Views / 47 Replies  
Oh. For a sec there I thought Apple had bypassed the Motorola G5 and gone to General Motors for a petrol powered processor. :)
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 15, 2002 at 12:55 AM, in MacNN Lounge
I'm sure that the Arab media is largely... 3,246 Views / 156 Replies  
I'm sure that the Arab media is largely anti-western/anti-semitic (much like western media is anti-Arab). However it shouldn't be left to a (secretly) Israeli group to decide which articles get...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 14, 2002 at 11:51 PM, in MacNN Lounge
"Newton also must served (sic) three years of... 1,106 Views / 31 Replies  
"Newton also must served (sic) three years of supervised release. He must pay a $25,000 fine, serve 250 hours of community service and undergo mandatory drug testing when his sentence is over."
...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 14, 2002 at 11:09 PM, in MacNN Lounge
You might find this... 3,246 Views / 156 Replies  
You might find this (http://www.guardian.co.uk/elsewhere/journalist/story/0,7792,773258,00.html) interesting.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 14, 2002 at 10:00 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Hehe. I live just up the road from the Australian... 2,268 Views / 65 Replies  
Hehe. I live just up the road from the Australian SAS barracks at Swanbourne. I'll tell them you said that. :p :D
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 11:05 PM, in MacNN Lounge
I've wondered... You know those people that... 710 Views / 14 Replies  
I've wondered...

You know those people that were killed in the bus crash last week that were on their way to a religious pilgrimage? Well... was that an act of God? So would the insurance company...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 10:50 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Pop goes the culture. 656 Views / 2 Replies  
I knew this (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/08/09/1028158017140.html) was going to happen.

So how do you win the hearts and minds of young arab men and make them feel included in western...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 10:36 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Well it's true. There are a lot of clueless... 867 Views / 7 Replies  
Well it's true. There are a lot of clueless people posting around here.

I usually only read the Lounge. At least in here we don't pretend to know what we're talking about.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 09:15 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Yes. You give them guns, send them overseas and... 2,268 Views / 65 Replies  
Yes. You give them guns, send them overseas and let them make life and death decisions over civilians.

On behalf of the rest of the planet I would like to say "up yours!". :p
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 08:54 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Okay Simey now you're creeping me out - posting... 3,246 Views / 156 Replies  
Okay Simey now you're creeping me out - posting articles that I agree with. What the hell is going on over there?! Is this some kind of tactic? ;)

On a relevant note, I think this...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 08:40 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Hey welcome. Stick around and we'll have you back... 816 Views / 15 Replies  
Hey welcome. Stick around and we'll have you back downloading porn in no time. :D
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 10:31 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Well in that case it was one of those compressed... 2,815 Views / 24 Replies  
Well in that case it was one of those compressed pop up umbrellas (bright red) with multi-coloured confetti, so the effect was perfect. :)
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 9, 2002 at 12:33 AM, in MacNN Lounge
No. We have laws against people like you. ... 973 Views / 32 Replies  
No. We have laws against people like you.

And that's not how you spell Australia. :p

Canada sounds nice. Go to Canada.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 8, 2002 at 08:47 PM, in MacNN Lounge
If you have an office hole-punch, fill someone's... 2,815 Views / 24 Replies  
If you have an office hole-punch, fill someone's umbrella with confetti.

I did this to a girl who opened her umbrella at a bus stop when it started raining. She said she felt like Bozo the Clown...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 8, 2002 at 08:28 PM, in MacNN Lounge
KellyHogan should not have been banned. 1,153 Views / 32 Replies  
KellyHogan should not have been banned.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 8, 2002 at 12:00 AM, in MacNN Lounge
You americans and your stupid constitution... 11,445 Views / 346 Replies  
You americans and your stupid constitution...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 10:51 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Nah. You just put your toolbox at the back of the... 2,300 Views / 74 Replies  
Nah. You just put your toolbox at the back of the tray. ;)
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 10:43 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Watch out Canada! 832 Views / 4 Replies  
The Americans are onto your plan to attack via land and they have deployed tanks (http://www.military.com/NewsContent/1,13319,FL_ala_071902,00.html?cat=LEA) to counter any offensive.

I ask: What...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 06:29 AM, in MacNN Lounge
There's going to be a lot of Apple cursing going... 799 Views / 12 Replies  
There's going to be a lot of Apple cursing going on at the end of next month, that's for sure.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 04:37 AM, in MacNN Lounge
A chogie. Now talk about rednecks or the... 2,300 Views / 74 Replies  
A chogie.

Now talk about rednecks or the nigger gets it.

http://www.filmwise.com/invisibles/invisible_036/image_07a.jpg
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 04:32 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Hey I work hard at my sarcasm. He must be talking... 1,744 Views / 44 Replies  
Hey I work hard at my sarcasm. He must be talking about Ca$h's fine art.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 12:26 AM, in MacNN Lounge
One on each foot? 961 Views / 19 Replies  
One on each foot?
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 12:18 AM, in MacNN Lounge
It's not a real list. It's designed to be... 1,427 Views / 40 Replies  
It's not a real list. It's designed to be controversial (as far as cartoon rankings can be controversial).

I don't see Super Chicken anywhere.

Or Danger Mouse.

But I ain't falling for it.
...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 12:11 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Mac users are like early Christians. PC... 1,801 Views / 31 Replies  
Mac users are like early Christians.

PC users are like modern Christians.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 7, 2002 at 12:04 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Ned's gay. He just doesn't know it yet. That... 1,049 Views / 23 Replies  
Ned's gay. He just doesn't know it yet.

That moustache is straight out of the Village People.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 6, 2002 at 08:14 PM, in MacNN Lounge
So you can use the PC for serious artwork then! 1,744 Views / 44 Replies  
So you can use the PC for serious artwork then!
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 5, 2002 at 08:56 PM, in MacNN Lounge
No. Just overwhelmed with an impending sense of... 687 Views / 2 Replies  
No. Just overwhelmed with an impending sense of doom.

But thanks for asking. :err:
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 5, 2002 at 08:50 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Re: Re: Stupid rednecks. 2,300 Views / 74 Replies  
Here in Australia we have "roo bars" because the stupid baaaastard kangaroos stop like stunned mullets when the headlights hit 'em. If they jump in front of you on the road at night they just stop...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 5, 2002 at 08:47 PM, in MacNN Lounge
400 years from now. 716 Views / 12 Replies  
400 years from now.
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 5, 2002 at 08:12 PM, in MacNN Lounge
What the.... 1,744 Views / 44 Replies  
What the....
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 5, 2002 at 08:00 PM, in MacNN Lounge
A drop in the ocean. 552 Views / 1 Replies  
Your boat has sunk and you are alone, bobbing up and down in the ocean, hundreds of miles from land.

What will you do? What goes through your mind? Would the atheists here be talking to God?
...
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 3, 2002 at 01:54 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Expect me to abuse any new font features.:D 2,757 Views / 65 Replies  
Expect me to abuse any new font features.:D
Posted by Captain Big Trousers, on Aug 2, 2002 at 11:34 PM, in MacNN Lounge
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