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Your dad posts poop threads on MacNN? 2,063 Views / 55 Replies  
Your dad posts poop threads on MacNN?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 08:53 PM, in MacNN Lounge
:lol: 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
:lol:
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 08:51 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Don't be silly. Libertarians are about the... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Don't be silly. Libertarians are about the furthest right you can get*.
Remember, the Doof scale of left/right (the only valid one in existence) goes:

left/collectivism...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 08:00 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Only to libs who think that anyone to the right... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Only to libs who think that anyone to the right of Castro is a "conservative".
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 07:41 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Dude, way to prove that you haven't got a sense... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Dude, way to prove that you haven't got a sense of humour. I thought the :p was a dead giveaway.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 07:39 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Heh. Wait... ...that six-point list... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Heh.



Wait... ...that six-point list was about me?

Dude. I'm not even American. :p
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:47 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Yes, it does. A: What about that new... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Yes, it does.

A: What about that new post-modern art show? We should go there!
B: Grunt, grunt.
C: And did you hear about David Bowie?
D: Grunt, grunt, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

;)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:45 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Narh. I think that because I observe life. This... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Narh. I think that because I observe life. This is yet another lib stereotype attribute you've displayed here - the assumption that I arrived at my opinion from a conservative starting stance rather...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:14 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I'm a libertarian. Minarchist variety. Rock... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
I'm a libertarian. Minarchist variety.

Rock (proper hard rock, not the jangly pansy stuff which seems to be classified as rock these days) is very libertarian...

...as is being a veggie. Not...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:45 PM, in Political/War Lounge
No, fire away. :) I mean that the... 2,456 Views / 73 Replies  
No, fire away. :)



I mean that the government should stay out of my life until such a time as I deem fit to invite it in. For example, here in the UK there's now something like a thousand ways...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:40 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Our own idiots here are talking as if it takes... 950 Views / 46 Replies  
Our own idiots here are talking as if it takes 10-15 years or something like that. Of course, we're quite possibly the slowest country on the planet and this could affect things, but there ya go.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:34 PM, in Political/War Lounge
No worries mate. :) I am heterosexual and... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
No worries mate. :)

I am heterosexual and do own five cats though. Well, they own me. ;)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:29 PM, in Political/War Lounge
No, it's a static point - not a start. I... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
No, it's a static point - not a start.

I respect those who live their life in such a manner as to back up their opinions.
However, I'm coming at climate change and environmentalism from the...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:27 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Not so. Political stereotypes are usually pretty... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Not so. Political stereotypes are usually pretty accurate because the vast majority of people tend to mirror the dogma of their chosen party.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:14 PM, in Political/War Lounge
The vast majority of them are. At least in this... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
The vast majority of them are. At least in this country, anyways.



The last comment I made was just a little ribbing. ;)
Yes, as far as I'm concerned, you've shown yourself to be entitled to...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:12 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Yes. Privacy. Where are you going with this? 2,456 Views / 73 Replies  
Yes. Privacy.

Where are you going with this?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:03 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I don't believe you can create rules for such... 4,034 Views / 196 Replies  
I don't believe you can create rules for such people. By their very nature they're extremely sneaky and look/post much like any other poster - in fact, a lot of the time the person opposing (or...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 04:48 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Yeah. I remember what the cover looked like, I... 2,878 Views / 107 Replies  
Yeah. I remember what the cover looked like, I remember half the contents. Just not the name of the thing or who published it. :(

Way cool book though. It even went into how to reprogram one's...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 04:37 PM, in MacNN Lounge
OK, thanks - good to know. I guess the book... 2,878 Views / 107 Replies  
OK, thanks - good to know.

I guess the book skewed it a little because it was intended for high performance athletes, rather than Joe Bloggs. I followed the suggested diet in there for a few...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:59 PM, in MacNN Lounge
I think we're talking past each other here. ... 2,878 Views / 107 Replies  
I think we're talking past each other here.

The book states that fat calories can't be stored as body fat and are processed by the body first. Once those fat calories are used up, the body starts...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:48 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Getting private industry to do it = loans from... 950 Views / 46 Replies  
Getting private industry to do it = loans from banks to private industry = more "money" on the books = stave off the massive end-of-the-world-as-you-know-it depression that's coming for a short while...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:35 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Sorry mods but I'm with Turty on this. A ban for... 4,034 Views / 196 Replies  
Sorry mods but I'm with Turty on this. A ban for typing **** (the actual star over the 8 ) does seem excessively retarded.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:27 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Twinkies and daytime TV were invented. 4,034 Views / 196 Replies  
Twinkies and daytime TV were invented.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:25 PM, in MacNN Lounge
I was under the assumption, after reading a... 2,878 Views / 107 Replies  
I was under the assumption, after reading a nutrition for athletes publication written by a couple of doctors, that (food) fat cannot be stored as body fat.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:02 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Funny, I don't recall placing a full stop after... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
Funny, I don't recall placing a full stop after the word "itself".
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 03:00 PM, in Political/War Lounge
There ya go. She wasn't enjoying the sex itself... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
There ya go. She wasn't enjoying the sex itself (of itself and by itself) - she just couldn't enjoy it standalone without wanting to bore some sorry soul with her inane leftie drivel.

To the...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 01:08 PM, in Political/War Lounge
OK. Your wife's pregnant. With triplets. 850 Views / 19 Replies  
OK.
Your wife's pregnant. With triplets.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 12:19 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Now try the other bit of reading. 1,349 Views / 31 Replies  
Now try the other bit of reading.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 12:16 PM, in Political/War Lounge
What ya planting? Something nice and quick like... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
What ya planting? Something nice and quick like poplar?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 12:15 PM, in Political/War Lounge
No idea. It's not like I care what libs think. ... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
No idea. It's not like I care what libs think. :)



Well, from my personal experience, lib women are too frightened by the armadillo in one's pants. It's damaging to their women's lib stuff....
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 12:13 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Go read up about who's buying your national debt.... 1,349 Views / 31 Replies  
Go read up about who's buying your national debt. Go read up about why oil sales are denominated in US dollars.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 11:42 AM, in Political/War Lounge
I'm willing to bet that anyone who doesn't think... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
I'm willing to bet that anyone who doesn't think a chick's sexual performance is (even slightly) related to politics hasn't tested a large enough control group. :)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 11:31 AM, in Political/War Lounge
Because we miss having breasts shoved in our... 2,878 Views / 107 Replies  
Because we miss having breasts shoved in our faces five times per day. :)

When I say "we" I mean "you guys".
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 10:07 AM, in MacNN Lounge
But those wars ain't about energy independence.... 1,349 Views / 31 Replies  
But those wars ain't about energy independence. They're about palming your national debt off. How you gonna do that if you ain't buying oil?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 10:05 AM, in Political/War Lounge
You got it, Poo!!! The whole World is going down... 1,089 Views / 49 Replies  
You got it, Poo!!! The whole World is going down this path. And until people wake up, it's going to get much, much worse.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 09:30 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Poll: Ummm.. Define "drink". Are we talking cups of... 1,735 Views / 72 Replies  
Ummm.. Define "drink". Are we talking cups of coffee? Bottles of Bud? Magnums of Champagne?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 07:48 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Well, until my opponents work from home (thus... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
Well, until my opponents work from home (thus expending *no* energy in getting to work) and kill their CO2-producing entities (kids), I'm still greener than them. So I've still got the moral high...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 07:44 AM, in Political/War Lounge
Back to the original question - do motorcyclists... 2,082 Views / 81 Replies  
Back to the original question - do motorcyclists have a negative image?

It depends on what one means by "negative". What is "negative" exactly? Is working a 9-5 in one's grey suit and tie...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 07:39 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Well, hippies, I guess you didn't think about how... 1,349 Views / 31 Replies  
Well, hippies, I guess you didn't think about how much CO2 would be produced in making the infrastructure suitable for electric car charging.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:05 AM, in Political/War Lounge
So let's get this right... You can't buy a bike... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
So let's get this right... You can't buy a bike to cycle the three miles to work because you take the kids to work with you?
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:03 AM, in Political/War Lounge
There's nothing illegal about tax avoidance. ... 4,006 Views / 115 Replies  
There's nothing illegal about tax avoidance.

And there's other reasons for having offshore accounts. Like privacy. Remember that concept?



Malcolm Reynolds would sock you in the mouth if he...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 06:01 AM, in Political/War Lounge
I have absolutely no idea what on earth you're... 2,266 Views / 109 Replies  
I have absolutely no idea what on earth you're blathering on about with all this irony stuff, but yes... Libs suck at sex in the same way that they suck at everything else (except whining, which...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 5, 2008 at 05:53 AM, in Political/War Lounge
Oh, and for electric cars to work in Europe,... 1,349 Views / 31 Replies  
Oh, and for electric cars to work in Europe, you're pretty much going to have to demolish Europe and start again. I can see it all now - all those terraced houses with cables running out of the...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 06:41 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I'd employ a crack team of police to locate and... 1,783 Views / 54 Replies  
I'd employ a crack team of police to locate and lock up people who post threads in the wrong place on Internet forums.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 03:12 PM, in MacNN Lounge
Just so happens that none of them are... 2,497 Views / 103 Replies  
Just so happens that none of them are politicians. :)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 09:41 AM, in Political/War Lounge
Poll: Yeah, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to... 1,664 Views / 84 Replies  
Yeah, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to suck on them, not let them do the sucking themselves.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 09:37 AM, in MacNN Lounge
Poll: So was that study commissioned by the section of... 1,664 Views / 84 Replies  
So was that study commissioned by the section of the government which wants weed reclassified as a Class B or was it be the section which wants it to remain a Class C?

Or was it commissioned by...
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 09:34 AM, in MacNN Lounge
It already has - it's a done deal. 952 Views / 15 Replies  
It already has - it's a done deal.
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 4, 2008 at 08:24 AM, in Political/War Lounge
Dammit man, just go buy an F350 duallie and have... 4,354 Views / 53 Replies  
Dammit man, just go buy an F350 duallie and have done with it. :)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 3, 2008 at 08:51 PM, in MacNN Lounge
If you hang out in downtown San José for long... 1,639 Views / 49 Replies  
If you hang out in downtown San José for long enough (say, 20 minutes) then you really won't need to be worrying about continuing to carry all that heavy camera gear with you. ;)
Posted by Uncle Doof, on Aug 3, 2008 at 08:49 PM, in MacNN Lounge
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