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Ways that turtles are better than dogs
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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- Don't need to be walked in snow and rain
- Don't want to crawl in your bed
- Don't shed hair
- Don't expect to be petted all the time
- Don't sh!t and pee on your carpet
- Don't bark and cry for attention
- Live longer
-t
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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- Have multicolored stars under their name.
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"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The New Posts Button
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Are capable of mutating into sweet ninjas.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Baltimore, MD
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Can be used as a throwing weapon.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Far above Cayuga's waters.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Slow enough for old people to keep up with.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Union County, NJ
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Can beat overconfident hares.
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Moderator  Join Date: May 2001
Location: Hilbert space
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Easier to cook.
The downside is: they make funny noises during sex. (No joke, my best friend had 2 (1 of them died) and they had a very noisy sex life.)
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n 
(vaguely NSFW-looking image)
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"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Turtles can shoot flames and defeat bad monsters, for free.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Yeah, keep em coming 
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
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• They don't crap on Doof's driveway.
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Turtles can be trained to crap on Doof's driveway AND place the blame on dogs.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Boston
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They're pretty tasty too 
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~Mike
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The New Posts Button
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Are delicious.
Originally Posted by Maflynn
They're pretty tasty too
Bromance imminent.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ------>
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Are recommended by 9 out of 10 doctors.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ------>
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Make novel and melodious noisemakers at parties.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ------>
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Instant relief from embarassing rectal itch.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Far above Cayuga's waters.
Status:
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
Are recommended by 9 out of 10 doctors.
Originally Posted by BlueSky
Make novel and melodious noisemakers at parties.
Originally Posted by BlueSky
Instant relief from embarassing rectal itch.
hasn't discovered that option-8 makes a bitching bullet. ••••
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
Status:
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Unlike dogs, turtle farts are less noxious.
But then, turtles can't fetch. At all. But that's a whole other thread.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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See, turtles and dogs can get along...
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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That looks like a tortoise
Originally Posted by waxcrash
See, turtles and dogs can get along...
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Last edited by Chongo; Jan 22, 2009 at 04:54 PM.
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45/47
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Suffolk, VA
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The furry one is a dog, not a tortoise.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Status:
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Originally Posted by ctt1wbw
The furry one is a dog, not a tortoise.
That's a barking rat.
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45/47
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Moderator  Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Nobletucky
Status:
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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Originally Posted by Chongo
That looks like a tortoise
Terrapins, turtles, tortoises - they are all Testudines.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: BFE
Status:
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Turtles are nature's suction cups!
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Standing on the shoulders of giants
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Can turtles lick their balls?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Status:
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45/47
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Status:
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But can a turtle run OS X?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Suffolk, VA
Status:
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