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Is everyone on holiday or something?
I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out LoudĀ© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.
Someone say something mildly amusing quick!
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I rather have fine ass threads similar to the hot babes picturefest.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Someone say something mildly amusing quick!
Originally Posted by hyteckit
I rather have fine ass threads
hmmm...
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FBT - fine boobies thread.
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Originally Posted by hyteckit
I rather have fine ass threads...
They stick to the soap is what they do.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Is everyone on holiday or something?
I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out LoudĀ© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.
Someone say something mildly amusing quick!
You're a pretentious, self-absorbed prick and weren't missed in your absence.
There, I took care of the being insulted part, anyone else want to give him a LOL-worthy comment?
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I'm failing to see the downside of Calverson not being amused, and spending less time here.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I'm failing to see the downside of Calverson not being amused, and spending less time here.
I love you Dakar.
You rock my world. If you ever come to South Africa, we must hook up.
I got a serious girlfriend. Now I am away on business for a week and I can devote some time to being on the forums.
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do you like the picture calverson?
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^^^ I think that I had better choose better names for my threads.
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calverson: I pooped a crayon this morning
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Whenever I can't find good ass thread, I use dental floss. Mint if possible
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I think what we need is a good ol' fashioned humor-off.
I just made up a joke:
Q: what did the GM CEO say while his boat was drowning due to taking on too much water?
A: help me! I need a bail out!!
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Here is another joke:
Q: what did the alligator say to the crocodile?
A: nothing, it was sleeping
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And to think, I refrained from opening this thread today for fear of NSFW content.
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Here are a few good jokes:
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
4 trumpet players are in a mini van. The mini van goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
You can fit 8 trumpet players in a mini van.
What is the range of a trumpet player?
It depends: how strong are you, and how much do you want to hurt him?
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What is yellow and flies through the desert?
A flock of custard.
What is the difference between a tyre and 365 BJ's?
One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year.
What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair stuck in his tooth?
A Gladiator (say it slowly)
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This appeared on gizmodo yesterday. Perfect for this thread.
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The last time I saw a good ass thread was when my cat ate some tinsel.
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Originally Posted by calverson
What is yellow and flies through the desert?
A flock of custard.
What is the difference between a tyre and 365 BJ's?
One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year.
What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair stuck in his tooth?
A Gladiator (say it slowly)
Whats red, white, and black all over?
Nun in a blender
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The caption for that pic should say "and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
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Chongo, somebody had'da gone done it!
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Originally Posted by osiris
The last time I saw a good ass thread was when my cat ate some tinsel.
Or when your dog eats mint dental floss.
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"You've got a nice ass" thread.
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
"You've got a nice ass" thread.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Is everyone on holiday or something?
I used to visit this forum quite often, cause sh*t, and actually really did Laugh Out LoudĀ© a few times at some things that were said. These days, there is little that piques my interest, and I have not been insulted online for a while, which is a bad sign.
Someone say something mildly amusing quick!
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I smell foreign agents nearby.
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HOLY **** IT'S ABE!!!
Is this some sort of trick, or is it really ABE?
WELCOME BACK!
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Calverson: now that Abe is back this place will be exciting again, just you wait and see! I know you don't even know who he is, but if you think I'm mistaken you just don't even know.
I missed you Abe.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Calverson: now that Abe is back this place will be exciting again, just you wait and see! I know you don't even know who he is, but if you think I'm mistaken you just don't even know.
I missed you Abe.
Thank you.
I missed you, too.
Your humor, humanity and urbanity.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Is this some sort of trick, or is it really ABE?
Yeah, well, it's really gaybe, like I always expected....
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Yeah, well, it's really gaybe, like I always expected....
-t
Let it be noted that you fired the first volley and that instead of responding in kind I chose to reply with kindness.
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Hello, abe!
Should we update your picture now?
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Originally Posted by Dork.
Hello, abe!
Should we update your picture now?
Sure Dork. Why not?
Abe Lincoln + Obama + a modern looking beard?
Very handsome.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Let it be noted that you fired the first volley and that instead of responding in kind I chose to reply with kindness.
Are you meek?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Are you meek?
Hi Laminar.
More than meek, I'm satisfied.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Hi Laminar.
More than meek, I'm satisfied.
Sexually?
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Thank you.
I missed you, too.
Your humor, humanity and urbanity.
This is too good to be true! How do we know this isn't some mod who has reset your password to something else so that he/she can use this account as a trick?
Please say something Republicany to help provide us with some authentication, maybe something about how Obama is a threat to America?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Sexually?
Well, that is the double entendre I was going for.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
This is too good to be true! How do we know this isn't some mod who has reset your password to something else so that he/she can use this account as a trick?
Please say something Republicany to help provide us with some authentication, maybe something about how Obama is a threat to America?
How about these:
Rush Limbaugh is the torchbearer of American Conservatism.
Obama is charismatic and iconic but he is taking America to a place that would make most Americans shiver when the truth is finally recognized.
Gitmo is a P.R. disaster but top notch when it comes to the living conditions.
Will that do?
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I'm sold. I also read this thread before I read your BJ thread. That thread is convincing enough!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I'm sold. I also read this thread before I read your BJ thread. That thread is convincing enough!
Well, now the mods have the template for how to pull the wool over your eyes!
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Abe, I'm so glad you're back! I was hoping you'd come back so that I can tell you this joke I made up:
Q) what did the alligator say to the crocodile?
A) Nothing, it was sleeping.
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