[design219]

Any of you guys ever used any of these? If so, was it for need or extended fun?

(yeah, like anyone going to respond to this)

[turtle777]

No, but it was fun

-t

[Oisín]

Haven’t had the need yet. Don’t think I’d dare if I had the need. With my luck, I’d probably end up with a 48-hour stiffy, blue balls, and severe abdominal cramps.

[Atomic Rooster]

I don't need it.

I can lift weights.

When I turn 100 I can be like Moses. I say rise you shriveled sausage, God commands it. But what's the use? Who's going to bonk an old fart.

It's the four hour warning that scares the crap out of me.

[ZBill]

Yeah, I signed on here just to answer you guys, lol.
I'm 54, and one of my meds causes partial impotence.
Now, I happen to have a new girlfriend, and she insists that I always take levitra. We occasionally have sex until I am exhausted, about 3 hours. Usually though, an hour is enough for her, and I have to find ways to keep her interested.
My muscles get so sore that I have to stop lifting weights for about a week. It's harder than a 10 mile hike.
But don't take them if you don't need them. You don't want to end up in an emergency room with priapism and having a tired surgeon cutting into your manhood.

[Faust]

I'm sure that guys will admit to needing Viagra. Yes. Right. Those things sell like hell but no one uses them.

[Jawbone54]

Three hours?

THREE hours?

[Jawbone54]

Oh...and why wasn't this a public poll?

[Goldfinger]

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Goldfinger 

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

Yes, but you can't be cool w/o exposing yourself to unnecessary medical risk.

-t

[OldManMac]

I've thought about it; at my age sex is very tiring. I get exhausted just holding up the magazine.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by OldManMac 

I've thought about it; at my age sex is very tiring. I get exhausted just holding up the magazine.

hahaha...classic

[design219]

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

Oh...and why wasn't this a public poll?

Well, I actually though making it private might get more responses, but it doesn't seem many want to say much about this subject.

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

[Dork.]

You know you're getting old when you brag about sleep like you used to brag about sex.

"Yup, we went to bed early last night and slept for hours and hours! We just slept and slept and then slept some more! It was the most amazing sleep I've had in a long time!"

[badidea]

edit

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

You know you're getting old your kids are getting older when you brag about sleep like you used to brag about sex.

"Yup, we went to bed early last night and slept for hours and hours! We just slept and slept and then slept some more! It was the most amazing sleep I've had in a long time!"

Fixed.

[BlueSky]

I have no need for any of those, I have a fantastic sex life. Even thinking of getting a partner.

[ZBill]

Originally Posted by design219 

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

Alcohol helps. Certain types of videos. But mostly, stimulating ALL of the pleasure centers, changing positions, and having a willing partner.
Do not talk much, except to express pleasure, and tell her how great she is. Maybe use dirty words if she wants them to trigger different emotions like guilt, or shame.

You have to please the woman, not yourself. Never cause pain, unless she wants it. Alternating between light pain and pleasure can make it more of a fantasy, a REAL experience, an incredible memory.

Too Much Information yet?

OH yeah, sleep. I haven't slept much for years. I would love to sleep more than 5 hours.

[design219]

OK, now this thread is getting good.

[BadKosh]

Cialis. Wonderful stuff. Hard as a rock when you need to be. Take one and have a great 3 day weekend!

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by design219 

The three hours guy... wow. Just, wow. I'd like to know his tricks to keeping her interested for the second and third hour.

Personally, I was wondering what happens after minute 4.

[ajprice]

Tried it once and didn't swallow it fast enough, had a stiff neck all night .

[Dakar the Fourth]

*throws tomato and rotten cabbage*

[BRussell]

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

[ajprice]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

*throws tomato and rotten cabbage*

Waka waka waka

[Atheist]

I've tried them all... didn't help.

[analogue SPRINKLES]

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

[design219]

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES 

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

Oh, you've got a GOOD spam filter.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES 

Until this thread i never really new what those ads for Cialis were. Guess I do now.

Never heard of Levitra though.

I figured it out a while ago, but for a long time I thought Cialis was some kind of mobile phone company or something. I mean, Viagra really sounds like a potency drug, but Cialis just doesn’t.

I’d never heard of Levitra, either.

Originally Posted by Badidea

edit

Aww, you’re no fun. Luckily, I got to read it before the edit.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Luckily, I got to read it before the edit.

He he, me too.

[Chongo]

I get the 100 mg Viagra and cut them in half, same price as the 50 mg. You have to pay retail because none of the medical plans cover ED drugs.

[Oisín]

Dolores O’Riordan’s voice just soared through the air here with the words, “Move over, move over: there’s a climax coming my way”.

I found that oddly appropriate for this thread.

[ghporter]

There's a group called The Austin Lounge Lizards, who do ...let's call 'em "parody and commentary" songs. One of them, the title song on that album, is called "The Drugs I Need," and it ends with one of those disclaimers you hear rattled off during a drug commercial-only quite funny. Including one of those "in case of an erection lasting more than four hours..." lines. Buy the song, listen and enjoy. And for a biting (no pun intended) application of the song, look here.

[Peter]

Cialis? I thought thats what you were given when your kidneys bust.

[cjrivera]

Originally Posted by BRussell 

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

That's just bragging.

[Dakar V]

Puns seem hard to come by in this thread. Personally, I'm surprised.

[Laminar]

I had trouble getting up this morning. This thread helped.

[Eug]

Originally Posted by Goldfinger 

Isn't it dangerous to take viagra if you don't need it ? Especially when you're young.

Tell that to the guy who tried to sell it to me when I was going up the elevator in my apt. building. Very creepy.

BTW, it was $20 a pill back then (2000). I wonder what they go for now.

[Doofy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqz7xIZR9vg

[cjrivera]

We use a lot of Viagra in our nursing home patients....



























...helps keep the male patients from rolling out of bed.

[Laminar]

Oh, like a kickstand. I get it.

[ghporter]

My wife, a nurse in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (they take care of REALLY tiny babies and really, really sick ones) has administered Viagra many times. It dilates blood vessels, which the babies sometimes need help with. Huh. Caffeine, Viagra, who knows what else...sounds like a party there!

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by ajprice 

Tried it once and didn't swallow it fast enough, had a stiff neck all night .

That's what she said.

[Rumor]

Originally Posted by BRussell 

Remember, contact your physician if you experience priapism, an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. Tee-hee.

Or call Rocco Siffredi.

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Puns seem hard to come by in this thread. Personally, I'm surprised.

You're getting soft.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by Jawbone54 

Three hours?

THREE hours?

How else do you spend a long weekend?

[BadKosh]

Cialis! great for a 3 day weekend. There if ya need it. Especially if she wants it EVERY 15 MINUTES for as long as you can.

[stevesnj]

Whatever you do don't crush and snort them

[Shaddim]

I tried Viagra and Cialis once each, just to see what it was like. However, I found that it ruins my control, felt like I was 17 again, "oops, sorry".

[ghporter]

Originally Posted by BadKosh 

Cialis! great for a 3 day weekend. There if ya need it. Especially if she wants it EVERY 15 MINUTES for as long as you can.

You invite comments about lasting longer than 15 minutes... But otherwise your observation is a good one; they advertise Cialis with this particular facet in mind, such as "mom and dad starting to get frisky when college daughter shows up out of the blue." I'd take away the kid's key when she went off to college, but that's just me...

[BadKosh]

No, I said SHE wanted 'IT" every 15 minutes. It lasted longer than 15 minutes each time, but the interval between was about 15 minutes.