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besson3c
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:13 AM
 
Does anybody have anything to say about vampires? Have you ever come into contact with one? Do you believe in them? How do people become vampires? Did you know that back in the day movies with vampires showed the vampire with their front two teeth as their vampire teeth?
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 03:11 AM
 
I always heard that vampires suck.

I'll be here all week, folks. In fact, I'll probably be here for the REST OF MY LIFE! *sobs*
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 04:43 AM
 
Vampires don't poop.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:04 PM
 
Really? That might be true, subego, you never seem them poop in the movies. I never thought about that!
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:04 PM
 
Where did Sesame St. get the crazy idea that vampires like to count things?
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:28 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Where did Sesame St. get the crazy idea that vampires like to count things?
That's actually a fairly common part of the vampire myth: a sort of obsessive-compulsive counting behavior. One traditional method of dealing with vampires was to dump a bunch of rice on your doorstep. The idea was that the vampire, when coming to you in the night, would see the rice, be compelled to count every grain, and as a result, would still be standing there counting when the sun came up.
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:35 PM
 
Originally Posted by nonhuman View Post
That's actually a fairly common part of the vampire myth: a sort of obsessive-compulsive counting behavior. One traditional method of dealing with vampires was to dump a bunch of rice on your doorstep. The idea was that the vampire, when coming to you in the night, would see the rice, be compelled to count every grain, and as a result, would still be standing there counting when the sun came up.
Really? I didn't know that... I'm glad I created this thread!

I wonder how many kids watching the Count on Sesame St. understand what vampires are all about? Did the Count ever do stuff in the daytime?
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 01:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I wonder how many kids watching the Count on Sesame St. understand what vampires are all about? Did the Count ever do stuff in the daytime?
Yes, I am concerned that Sesame Street may have misled many children into believing that vampires are adorable. I feel there is not enough vampire education in our public schools.

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Nov 16, 2008, 01:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
Yes, I am concerned that Sesame Street may have misled many children into believing that vampires are adorable. I feel there is not enough vampire education in our public schools.
This is why there are Catholic schools.
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 02:25 PM
 
Well, how do you teach kids how to properly identify a vampire so that they can call 911? You have so many confusing versions of vampires...

You have bats that turn into vampires and vampires that turn into bats, you have vampires with fangs on the side of the mouth, vampires with fangs on the front teeth, vampires that like to count (do even the bats like to count?), vampires that like to eat chocolate cereal, vampires that die in the sunlight, vampires that don't, vampires that die when you put a stake through their heart, vampires that you can whip with a whip, etc. It's all quite confusing, and I just want to know what the facts are about vampires without all of the propaganda and spin.
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 04:35 PM
 
what do you call two female vampires when they're on their periods?
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 06:17 PM
 
menstruating vampires.
     
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Nov 16, 2008, 06:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Well, how do you teach kids how to properly identify a vampire so that they can call 911? You have so many confusing versions of vampires...

You have bats that turn into vampires and vampires that turn into bats, you have vampires with fangs on the side of the mouth, vampires with fangs on the front teeth, vampires that like to count (do even the bats like to count?), vampires that like to eat chocolate cereal, vampires that die in the sunlight, vampires that don't, vampires that die when you put a stake through their heart, vampires that you can whip with a whip, etc. It's all quite confusing, and I just want to know what the facts are about vampires without all of the propaganda and spin.
And then of course there are the sparkly vampires.
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Nov 16, 2008, 09:45 PM
 
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Nov 16, 2008, 09:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by Chuckit View Post
And then of course there are the sparkly vampires.
Oh, don't get me started…

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Nov 16, 2008, 10:07 PM
 
you mean transvestites?
     
   
 
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