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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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Joan Rivers. Do I need to explain why?
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I'd punch Marilyn Manson for cheating on his wife. I just can't believe some people. They have it so good and the throw it all away.
Wait, wait. Can I line them up in a row? I'd like my punch to ricochet and hit Hue Grant for cheating on Elizabeth Hurley with some hooker.
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So many celebs, so little time.
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Tom Cruise. But not in the face, 'cause I enjoy some of his movies.
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I second Tom Cruise. He's unbelievably annoying.
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This question works better when I'm watching TV.
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I'd hit that in another sense.
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She is a blight on humanity.
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Yes, The Soup has illustrated that repeatedly.
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I can't think of anyone worth the energy.
But I'd certainly like to pimp slap the husband & wife from the King of Queens (don't even know their names).
These two annoy the living crap out of me with their dumbness.
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Another vote for Tom Cruise. Can't we all just agree he hasn't been the movie-blockbuster-king since the arrival of Will Smith on the scene and stop going to his movies.
And how about every Hollywood celeb who advocates for some social or political cause on which they aren't really qualified to talk*.
Ellen DeGeneres or George Takei talking about gay marriage: Qualified
Michael J. Fox talking about medical research: Qualified (because he has done his homework and really knows the subject, at least as it relates to his disease)
Matt Damon, Michael Moore, or Sean Penn talking about politics: Un-qualified
Everybody who talks about global warming but does nothing to change their lifestyle to reduce their carbon-footprint: Un-qualified
(I think Ed Begley, Jr. and Leonardo DiCaprio are two exceptions to this rule.)
*I don't mean to suggest they can't have opinions. But too many of them think their opinions carry some weight with the public simply because they are a celebrity and that rankles me.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Ashton Kutcher. He seems most deserving.
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Dakota Fanning.
Really though, Amanda Tapping (Stargate SG1). She's so friggin wholesome and she's always saying "sir" "sir" "sir" and she stutters as an acting device. Just POW, right to the moon.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Is this only showbiz-type celebrities? Actors, models etc? If so Alec Baldwin or Matt Damon, hard to choose between them. Britney really deserves a slap or ten as well.
As for politicians, I quite fancy punching Tony Blair. Over and over again.
Steve Balmer would be fun as well.
Limiting oneself to punching only ONE celebrity ... its just unfair.
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Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.
And Jim Rome the sports guy. Annoying annoying annoying.
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Originally Posted by starman
Joan Rivers. Do I need to explain why?
Because she's too old to punch back. Right?
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Originally Posted by lpkmckenna
Tom Cruise. But not in the face, 'cause I enjoy some of his movies.
You said that well. I agree.
That was who I was thinking of from the start, but didn't want to sway the comments by starting with him.
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Originally Posted by ctt1wbw
Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.
Wait.
WAIT.
She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?
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It used to be Alec Baldwin, but I (grudgingly) have a small amount of respect for him now.
Now I simply want to slap some sense into Brittany Spears.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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Whoopi snorted too much coke during her early years, then she compounded it with too much hash when in Star Trek. She's probably on some fashionable drug at the moment, so forgive her.
Well, after slapping her that is.
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Bill O'Reilly
(and/or every other asshat who hosts a show vomiting their opinions all over people and telling them its truth)
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All drugs and politics aside, Whoopie really says the stupidest things at times.
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She was making a joke when McCain said something about he would interpret the constitution literally or something.
It wasn't a serious comment. It was a way to point out that maybe the constitution isn't always perfect.
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/jus...ng-slave-again
She said it right to his face. It wasn't a serious comment.
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She still annoys me, politics aside (as I said before). I can't at least slap her? Just once?
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Originally Posted by ctt1wbw
Whoopi Goldberg. Just because of her completely stupid comment about if McCain were to be President, would she have to worry about becoming a slave again... That would get her numerous punches.
How retarded.
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Originally Posted by osiris
She still annoys me, politics aside (as I said before). I can't at least slap her? Just once?
Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.
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Originally Posted by ort888
Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.
Slap, not punch. I'll work on it.
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So... ...if my butler could punch a celebrity, I'd get him to punch:
Cash Warren - for stealing my girl.
Madonna - for being a hypocritical bag.
Peter Tatchell - for being shouty and annoying.
Macaulay Culkin - for stealing my other girl.
Justin Timberlake - for singing like a girl.
Al Gore - because he's just got that kind of face, y'know.
Radiohead.
Clare Short - for offences against breast-loving men everywhere.
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Carrot Top. Though he's probably capable of doing some damage now.
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Originally Posted by ort888
Oh, you can still punch her. Just find a better reason.
Here's my reason. I want to see if a hard hit to the face tranforms her dreds into a Don King afro.
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DL Hughley ... for his repetitive routine
Joe Buck... for beign the worst announcer on TV
Stuart Scott.. BOO YAH
JayZ .. for his formulaic albums and songs
Puff Daddy... no reason needed
Eminem... for being the most overrated rapper of all time
Anderson Cooper ... HURRICANE!!!
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I feel that this may be an important resource for those of you planning to slap, or get your butler to punch, the multitudes of celebrities listed.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Wait.
WAIT.
She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?
Yep, on that dumbass morning talk show she's on, The View. Actually came out of that woman's mouth. She HATES Republicans... HATES them.
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Originally Posted by osiris
Carrot Top. Though he's probably capable of doing some damage now.
Yeah, he's a big ****er now. I would really not want to hit him.
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Not that I'm a show-off or anything, but I bet that no-one here (besides me) knows how to pronounce Llap Goch as a Welshman would say it.
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Originally Posted by ctt1wbw
Yeah, he's a big ****er now. I would really not want to hit him.
He also has a box full of wacky weapons.
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Ronald Reagan .. for being a snitch.
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I can't choose between Phil Collins or Chris DeBurgh. I just can't
I also hold a grudge well. Neither of these have bothered the "celeb" lists for years but their crimes are just too great to forgive. Ever
No wait, Lady in Red, just ran through my brain for the first time in years. Choice made. No wait, now I can hear In the air tonight. aaargh!!!
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Originally Posted by Andrew Stephens
I can't choose between Phil Collins or Chris DeBurgh. I just can't
No competition. DeBurgh came out with this while Collins came out with this.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Wait.
WAIT.
She actually SAID THAT? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a stick. How overdramatic can you get?
She did, but to put things into context McCain was saying that he wants to be a strict constitutionist (or whatever that word is) while on the View, and Golberg said this in order to point out that the constitution is a living document, not the bible.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
No competition. DeBurgh came out with this while Collins came out with this.
DeBurgh also wrote Lady in Red and promptly shagged off with the Au Pair. So, yes Doof I now agree. He's for the punch.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Hue Grant for cheating on Elizabeth Hurley with some hooker.
I hear he likes all sorts of different colours.
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What, none of you want to bi*ch slap Rosie O?
She gets on my nerves.....BIG!
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I'd totally sock Chad Kroeger right in the kisser.
...or wait, should it be Scott Stapp? Oh the agony of good choices....
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Michael Jackson.
I want to see if he'll moonwalk to avoid my punches.
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