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Mastrap · Dec 23, 2002, 05:37 PM

it looks like el presidente may just get his xmas wish.

and people say dreams don't come true.

Now, while you're being Santa, about that iPod I was talking about...

dillerX · Dec 23, 2002, 05:39 PM

ooo, taking requests?

I wouldn't mind slappin a superdrive in my TiBook.

When you get the chance anyway.

Brien · Dec 23, 2002, 05:41 PM

How about a 4ghz g6 with mega ultra super drive?

dillerX · Dec 23, 2002, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by brien:
How about a 4ghz g6 with mega ultra super drive?

Can't wait till your birthday huh?

maxelson · Dec 24, 2002, 09:30 AM

I have simple wishes, Demonhoodclause...
I only want Tony Levin's new live double cd... and a 20 gig iPod in which to house it.

Yes, Virgina, there IS a Demoonhood.

Millennium · Dec 24, 2002, 09:32 AM

Dear Demonhood Claus -

This year, just get me one of those cool little desk fountains, the kind with the mist welling up from the pool.

Your friend,
Millennium

Face Ache · Dec 24, 2002, 09:45 AM

Dear Demon,

Where the **** are our new smileys eh???!!!!

denim · Dec 24, 2002, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Face Ache:
Dear Demon,

Where the **** are our new smileys eh???!!!!

Yeah.

Psychonaut · Dec 24, 2002, 11:51 AM

deer Demonhoodclaus,

pleese ban ca$h four good this cristmas.

sinceerly,
psychonaut

v0id7 · Dec 24, 2002, 11:54 AM

dude, i think its ca$hed [dont know why but that came to mind]

Atef's corpse · Dec 24, 2002, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Psychonaut:
deer Demonhoodclaus,

pleese ban ca$h four good this cristmas.

sinceerly,
psychonaut

And please provide mr. psychonaut with spelling lessons.

GoGoReggieXPowars · Dec 24, 2002, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
I only want Tony Levin's new live double cd

SAY WHAT?!

He's coming here in January, small place, $16 or so. Must buy tix now...

maxelson · Dec 24, 2002, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by GoGoReggieXPowars:

SAY WHAT?!

He's coming here in January, small place, $16 or so. Must buy tix now...

Yes, You must. and you MUST report back after the show! I WANNA HEAR!

BTW, the CD is called Double Espresso. And DH is off the hook. My wife has it covered, so the elf tells me...
Here ya go!
http://www.papabear.com/Merchant2/me...egory_Code=PBS

GoGoReggieXPowars · Dec 24, 2002, 12:43 PM

Cool! The last show I saw, at Lee's Palace, was webcast.
"Back In New York City" was an incredibly surprising treat.

maxelson · Dec 24, 2002, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by GoGoReggieXPowars:
Cool! The last show I saw, at Lee's Palace, was webcast.
"Back In New York City" was an incredibly surprising treat.

There wouldn't happen to be an... uhmmmm... "archive" of that 'cast, would there?

GoGoReggieXPowars · Dec 24, 2002, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
There wouldn't happen to be an... uhmmmm... "archive" of that 'cast, would there?

A Webcast, WMP and Real only: http://www.primeticket.net/shows/tonylevin/

Thanks, again max!

Psychonaut · Dec 24, 2002, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Atef's corpse:
And please provide mr. psychonaut with spelling lessons.

t'was attempting to be a child writing a letter.

PorscheBunny · Dec 31, 2002, 12:33 PM

How about banning everyone who suggested banning someone? except me, of course.

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 12:38 PM

We have found a witch! May we burn her?

denim · Dec 31, 2002, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
We have found a witch! May we burn her?

Burn her! Burn the witch!

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 12:51 PM

See? There's still some life in this thread yet!

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 12:53 PM

Oop. Wrong thread. My bad. Posting a comment to the wrong thread. Wrong. My bad. Wrong. I apologize. Deeply. Mea culpa. Damn me, damn me, damn me. Stoopit stoopit stoopit!

bewebste · Dec 31, 2002, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by denim:
Burn her! Burn the witch!

She turned me into a newt!

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 01:28 PM

A newt?

scaught · Dec 31, 2002, 01:51 PM

well i got better.

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 01:53 PM

Buuuurn her then! Buuuurn her I say!!

PorscheBunny · Dec 31, 2002, 02:24 PM

But I'm not a witch! THEY dressed me up like this. And that's not my nose, it's a carrot.

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 02:27 PM

::looking over the mob::
(psst... Porche... you line is "false one" not "carrot".)
Well?

Zimphire · Dec 31, 2002, 02:31 PM

And that's not my nose, it's a carrot.

Your "Life Mate" likes that does she?

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 02:35 PM

Waitwaitwait. Cut. CUT!
Excuse me. That is not in the script. HEY! Where's the stage manager? This will not do at all. Must I really work under these conditions?
Zim, please look over your script. The correct line, please?

Zimphire · Dec 31, 2002, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
Waitwaitwait. Cut. CUT!
Excuse me. That is not in the script. HEY! Where's the stage manager? This will not do at all. Must I really work under these conditions?
Zim, please look over your script. The correct line, please?

I ad libbed.

PorscheBunny · Dec 31, 2002, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
::looking over the mob::
(psst... Porche... you line is "false one" not "carrot".)
Well?

I took artisitc license and rewrote it the way Carol Clevelend would have if they'd let her.

Who died and appointed you director anyway?

I'll be in my trailer.

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 03:18 PM

Naw. Forget it. The project is dead. I got the GREAT IMPROVISOR on this side and the Diva who refuses to follow the script over here.
Why go on? My extras are late and my beaver refuses to stay up.
Sigh.
I. Am an artist.

AlbertWu · Dec 31, 2002, 04:23 PM

suuuuuuure.... and i'm gonna bet that you think you're not dead, either...

put him back on the cart!

maxelson · Dec 31, 2002, 04:51 PM

Nope. Too late. The moment is gone. The brillinace dimmed.
And it's the WRONG scene.
Sigh.
Artist out. Going home to my glogg.
HNY, everyone!

rampant · Dec 31, 2002, 05:27 PM

Dear Demonhood Claus,

Please overthrow the US government.

Yours,
DB

Atef's Carcase · Dec 31, 2002, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by rampant:
Please overthrow the US government.

Why not just wait for the next election? Jeez. Talk about an overreaction.

Face Ache · Dec 31, 2002, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
my beaver refuses to stay up.

Beaver Erectile Dysfunction can be treated.

denim · Dec 31, 2002, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by AlbertWu:
suuuuuuure.... and i'm gonna bet that you think you're not dead, either...

put him back on the cart!

He says he's not dead!

scaught · Jan 1, 2003, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by maxelson:
Naw. Forget it. The project is dead. I got the GREAT IMPROVISOR on this side and the Diva who refuses to follow the script over here.
Why go on? My extras are late and my beaver refuses to stay up.
Sigh.
I. Am an artist.

i was with you.

tis a shame to have to work with these, these AMATEURS. i surely HOPE they get billed somewhere down below the guy who hands out the popcorn.

maxelson · Jan 2, 2003, 12:51 PM

BEAVER, you pervs, refers to the visor on a helm.
Hamlet, act 1: "...his beaver was up."
What IS this? Community theater? I, for one, am NOT waiting for Guffman.
Auditions forthcoming for the upcoming MacNN production of The Compleat Works of Shkspr (abridged).
Please have headshots and comic monologues prepared.

andi*pandi · Jan 2, 2003, 01:24 PM

this... this is what omgwftbbq is lacking. brilliant thread hijackings.

happy new year!

Apple Pro Underwear · Jan 2, 2003, 01:44 PM

omgwtfbbq is lacking more than that, like:

� Intelligence
� Competent Staff
� Competant Members
� Lysol

in other words, NEVER GO TO THAT SITE

andi*pandi · Jan 2, 2003, 02:04 PM

true, true. But it does seem to have the porn and calling everybody obscene names thing down. So it's got that going for it.

scaught · Jan 2, 2003, 02:10 PM

i think they both have their place. the BBQ is like the NSFW macnn lounge.

it kinda is more fun to derail a thread here and tiptoe that line that youre not supposed to cross in a place like this rather than just come right out and say it over there, but i think both places are good and fun.

Apple Pro Underwear · Jan 2, 2003, 02:10 PM

i think the only thing it has going for it is that if you're afraid of posting something here but want to share (porn, flash animations with nudity, funny photos, desktops with nudity) it with your friends at MacNN (and others who appreciate uncensored absurdity) without getting banned; omgwtfbbq is the answer

other than that, i've taken craps that required more effort than what went into that site

whoever designed that site must have been either drunk or 16...or the combination

maxelson · Jan 2, 2003, 02:58 PM

Phil's not 16.