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bushwhacker · Oct 14, 2003, 03:03 AM

mine's the tiny underwears that the ladies wear.

and da boobies.

(just back from bachelor party)

thePurpleGiant · Oct 14, 2003, 03:09 AM

The decor

bracken · Oct 14, 2003, 03:12 AM

Did DejaVu lower their already-low-age-limit?

Peter · Oct 14, 2003, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by bushwhacker:
mine's the tiny underwears that the ladies wear.

and da boobies.

(just back from bachelor party)

GEEZ EINSTEIN
Well its the carpet that really turns me on

- - e r i k - - · Oct 14, 2003, 03:17 AM

Oh, I just love the people who hang in strip clubs. Frankly, I get bored in strip clubs, it's all the same anyway.

mixin visuals · Oct 14, 2003, 03:30 AM

the fun seein if you can get a hot stripper home with you

Zimphire · Oct 14, 2003, 03:42 AM

The cheap alcohol!

Oh wait..

Luca Rescigno · Oct 14, 2003, 03:43 AM

Those strippers are really flexible! Especially the Asian ones. I like Asian women, it's nice to see one there once in a while

No actually I think the best part is the free drinks all night, yeah like I care. Oh and about it being all the same... actually I started thinking that after a few hours when I was getting tired from staying up so late, but it took me a while... you know...

My least favorite part is when you get those high-roller assholes who yell and put down lots of money and act like total jerks. I'm kind of shy at a strip club, I could never do that, but I feel embarrassed to even be near them. Oh and I don't like how much smoke there is either. I smell like an ashtray afterwards.

Captain Obvious · Oct 14, 2003, 05:15 AM

That I don't have to go to them very often. Strip clubs suck.

They are for A) losers who can't get attractive woman to pay attention to them in the outside world or B) men who are in relationships and want to fantasize about getting it from strippers because they are bored with what they have at home.

I don't understand why I'd want to pay some woman $20 to grind on my for 3 minutes when I could easily get some college sophomore coed to do it for free at a bar AND have better odds of taking her home.
If you are the type that likes slutty looking girls then you go to cheesy clubs and pick up the women there. A $150 date will pay off far more than dropping an entire paycheck at a strip club. If you want to f*ck a stripper then you keep your eyes open at said cheesy dance clubs and work her there. I have known a few guys who have dated strippers and none of them met them at the strip club.

lemondrop · Oct 14, 2003, 05:33 AM

I like meeting bi-girls in the strip clubs. Usually ends up interesting.

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 05:37 AM

never been to one, and i'm not particularly bothered about that. airhead silicone chicks? nah.

i'd go to a Suicide Girls show though, because those girls rawk. there's one on my birthday, if i can just get to San Diego...

Mastrap · Oct 14, 2003, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by mixin visuals:
the fun seein if you can get a hot stripper home with you

Friend of mine stripped her way through college. Her line about strip clubs:

"You'll get screwed but you sure as hell won't get laid:"

dillerX · Oct 14, 2003, 05:48 AM

I would post a pic, but I wanna keep my account today.

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 05:52 AM

Originally posted by dillerX:
I would post a pic, but I wanna keep my account today.

oh, you know you want to do it. just do it at "the other place" instead

lemondrop · Oct 14, 2003, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by philzilla:
never been to one, and i'm not particularly bothered about that. airhead silicone chicks? nah.

i'd go to a Suicide Girls show though, because those girls rawk. there's one on my birthday, if i can just get to San Diego...

My hometown is thier base. I run into them all the time. The spidy girl spins records right by my house. Uses a TiBook too. They always hang out at Dante's on Burnside. They have SG night.

Luca Rescigno · Oct 14, 2003, 06:00 AM

I've gone to a strip club twice, and both times I went with somewhat large groups of my friends. I did have a good time and I didn't think it was weird or uncomfortable. What was kind of weird were the old guys there by themselves. Kinda makes you wonder, you know? I'd never want to go to a strip club alone... argh. No one is paying attention to you anyway, but it's still uncomfortable and embarrassing (I lost track of my friends for about ten minutes one of the times).

Oh and the girls at the one I went to didn't look to be silicon-enhanced. Maybe a couple of them but most weren't.

They are a bit too cheesy and dumb for me to want to visit very much, though. I far prefer live music venues, especially when they have jazz. Live jazz is sweet

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
My hometown is thier base. I run into them all the time. The spidy girl spins records right by my house. Uses a TiBook too. They always hang out at Dante's on Burnside. They have SG night.

i now officially hate you forever

lemondrop · Oct 14, 2003, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by philzilla:
i now officially hate you forever

Come to Portland. I know cuter chicks that are punk, and clean.

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by lemondrop:
Come to Portland. I know cuter chicks that are punk, and clean.

cool. i could beat the living piss out of rampant while i was there, and do the world a favour

::checks prices online::

oooh... from as little as �324! i could put some of my G5 fund on hold and use that to go there. hmm. interesting...

DigitalEl · Oct 14, 2003, 06:30 AM

Friend of mine stripped her way through college.

That's a stripper cliche that they're paying for college I wonder how much it really happens though? I think it's more likely they're once-abused, undereducated chicks with a low-grade coke problem, who would be working at Wal*Mart if they didn't happen to be hot.

Not that I'm doubting the truth of your friend's paying for college deal, Mastrap.

Seriously, I'm sure some are... Just not all the ones who claim they are.

[OFF TOPIC]

Love your "Location," Lemondrop. Me too!

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lil'babykitten · Oct 14, 2003, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by philzilla:
i could put some of my G5 fund on hold and use that to go there.

G5 better.

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 06:34 AM

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:

G5 better.

ouch. that's scary.

lil'babykitten · Oct 14, 2003, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by philzilla:
ouch. that's scary.

catsank · Oct 14, 2003, 06:55 AM

The look but don't touch policy -

Which makes an ass of every guy who walks into the joint -
3D pornography - continuing the myth of the perfect ideal
female body.

Supposedly women who go to male strip clubs have a real
problem keeping their hands off the 'Artists'... but they are
considered or dealt with very differently than their male
'counter parts' who get a little carried away by the show.

dillerX · Oct 14, 2003, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by philzilla:
oh, you know you want to do it. just do it at "the other place" instead

Already did. ATM Machine

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by dillerX:
Already did. ATM Machine

yah, i realised that after i'd posted. top picture

sanity assassin · 03:40 PM

+

catsank · Oct 14, 2003, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by sanity assassin:
It's funny but I've never been to a strip club, or anything like that; but one of my friends is a stripper, and dancer. ;)

Get it privately - double whammy for you.

sanity assassin · 03:41 PM

#

starman · Oct 14, 2003, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:

G5 better.

I dunno - is the difference between a Dual 2Ghz and a 1.8 worth giving up for the chance of taking home a strip club dancer?

.

Mike

mitchell_pgh · Oct 14, 2003, 08:29 AM

the expensive drinks???

macvillage.net · Oct 14, 2003, 09:47 AM

I enjoy taking my grandmother after Church on sunday's.

sanity assassin · 03:41 PM

true.

Freeflyer · Oct 14, 2003, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by DigitalEl:
I think it's more likely they're once-abused, undereducated chicks with a low-grade coke problem, who would be working at Wal*Mart if they didn't happen to be hot.

Let me see, Walmart for $10/hour, or lap dancing for $800/night. tough choice if you can deal with the people.

Friend of mine did it for 9 months, paid off her debts and walked away from it. Definitely saw a personality change during the time she was dancing, but she's mellowed back out now she's out of the game. She cleared a pile of cash and averaged $800/night, 3 nights a week. Did have to remind her occasionally that not everyone's an overpaid asshole who looks at women as a commodity to be bought and played with.

First time she told me, I was not impressed, and stayed fairly unimpressed when she started being bitchy, but friends are friends and you try and support them and remind them who they really are, and if she got bitchy I'd tell her and 'have words'.

J.

waxcrash · 10:44 AM

The trick is to put the pole in your house so you don't have to leave. Have the strippers come to you.

nobitacu · Oct 14, 2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by waxcrash:
The trick is to put the pull in your house so you don't have to leave. Have the strippers come to you.

LOL yea, too bad my girlfriend would never allow that in our place.

Oh well, she's much better than them anyways.

Ming

philzilla · Oct 14, 2003, 10:34 AM

haha, awesome room

Zimphire · Oct 14, 2003, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by philzilla:
cool. i could beat the living piss out of rampant while i was there, and do the world a favour

wolfen · Oct 14, 2003, 12:40 PM

That I've never been to one.

wolfen

SeSawaya · Oct 14, 2003, 12:49 PM

good view for the nieghbors too!

Powaqqatsi · Oct 14, 2003, 01:32 PM

OK, I just NEED that in my living room.

capuchin · Oct 14, 2003, 01:36 PM

Nothing quite beats taking a hopelessly drunk straight girl to a strip club, buying her dances, and watching her get all confused and turned on.

Except maybe watching the barely-pubescent early-20's guys bug their eyes out.

jersey · Oct 14, 2003, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by capuchin:
Nothing quite beats taking a hopelessly drunk straight girl to a strip club, buying her dances, and watching her get all confused and turned on.

Except maybe watching the barely-pubescent early-20's guys bug their eyes out.

Hey.......you must know my girlfriend. Are you dating her too? Except....she buys her own dances. Thats good. saves me some $. But seriously, she likes to go. Its a recent thing however, only in the last month or so.(we have been together on and off for 5 years) But, she seems to enjoy it.She used to think that all of the clubs were nothing but skanky women who will do anything for a dollar, but I convinced her to meet me and some friensd at a high class place and she found she enjoyed it. So now she doesn't get pissed at me for going. Unless the next day I dont have money to take her to dinner.

voodoo · Oct 14, 2003, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by philzilla:
cool. i could beat the living piss out of rampant while i was there, and do the world a favour

Not if I get him first

Then I'll wait for you. Bwahaha.

G4ME · Oct 14, 2003, 03:51 PM

documentation is key, 20 bucks for a cover charge and 6.50 for a bud lite, (CND) i better freaking walk away with something.

post at the other place to refresh everyones memory

GoGoReggieXPowars · Oct 14, 2003, 03:58 PM

When the clown dies.

neigh-neigh-woo · Oct 14, 2003, 04:32 PM

For �5, a few years ago I got a free drink (soft drink) saw two strippers,and watched a live sex show on the stage.

There was also a lesbian show on the cards, but you had to wait around, which I didnt do. I guess they want you to buy drinks in the mean time, but they where too expensive, so I didnt bother.

This was in Tenerife.

The place had women in there who approached me , sat down nest to me, arm around my shoulder and asked me if I had any money, I said no spent it all

, and then asked me if I wanted to have her for the sum of �100. I kept insisting that I had done all my money in on the holiday and she finally walked off. She was a bit over the hill to put it politely plus I said was getting my �5 worth and thats all I was in there for

full of whores it was ..walking the streets families about aswell they stood on the street and handed out fliers for the sex shows...

for a fiver I thought i would have a look.

suprz's ghost · 07:50 AM

i've worked in 5 strip clubs as a D.J. and doorman. it gets old real quick. especially when the really stupid chicks keep coming into the booth and telling you how their boyfriends suck...etc.... i had to keep the door shut most of the time. but dont get me wrong, it DEFINITELY had it's good points!