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Create a random Bush conspiracy!
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Tinfoil hat getting itchy? Now you can create your very own Bush Conspiracy Theory with a few clicks of your computer keyboard.
Here's mine:
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, Republicans, and SUV owners could upset The United Nations.
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George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could oppress liberals.
I think I just wrote a Democrat campaign speech.
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Originally posted by CRASH HARDDRIVE:
I think I just wrote a Democrat campaign speech.
You did, now all that is left to do is give it to one of them so they could look at the camera like a deer caught in the headlights of a car and stutter like blooming idiots. Oh, that's been done, never mind.
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Join Date: Oct 1999
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Ha! The random conspiracy button is particularly good:
George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter could invade Al Franken.
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Safe in the womb of an everlasting night
You find the darkness can give the brightest light.
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Maybe it's just my liberal-provided tin foil hat, but about half of mine seemed right on the mark. 
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They're coming after Kofi Annan:
'George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations, white men, and SUV owners could oppress The United Nations.'
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I mean come on:
George Bush lowered taxes so corporations could steal from welfare recipients.
Uh, yeah?
George Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could conquer muslims.
Yeah?
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Republicans could invade Iraqis.
Uh-huh?
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that big corporations and oil companies could upset The French.
How does it do that?
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Join Date: May 2002
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Originally posted by BRussell:
How does it do that?
Well, maybe its because there is so much dirt and so many skeletons in the closet, that even a radomn generator is mathmatically certain to stumble on a combination that resembles the truth sooner or later.
I bet someoe with mad math skillz like BlackGriffen could express it in a mathmatical proof.
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -- Hunter S. Thompson
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George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Republicans, the Jews, Ann Coulter, and SUV owners could steal from Al Franken.
Poor Al 
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans and the Christian Coalition could conquer transgendered people.
This one I believe is spot-on. Scary!
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Feb 2000
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George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that gun owners could kill Michael Moore.
It's funny cause it's true
I like this game!
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Looks like TI will be here all day folks.
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"George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Ann Coulter could oppress liberals."
Fun!
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Originally posted by SimeyTheLimey:
Tinfoil hat getting itchy? Now you can create your very own Bush Conspiracy Theory with a few clicks of your computer keyboard.
Here's mine:
with a few clics an Anti Bush Conspiracy Theory Test
W tarnished the image of US abroad
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"Those people so uptight, they sure know how to make a mess"
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Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Feb 2000
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Looks like TI will be here all day folks.
It's more addictive than smackin' penguins with a club!
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
It's more addictive than smackin' penguins with a club!
Oh yeah?
Well I still haven't gotten over this
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Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
It's more addictive than smackin' penguins with a club!
Let's not get carried away. Nothing beats penguin-smacking.
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"George W. Bush deliberately rolled troops into Lebanon to start a fight with Syria."
That one hasn't even happened yet! 
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Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Feb 2000
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Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Oh yeah?
Well I still haven't gotten over this
It's all a matter of practice kitty. Relax, take a deep breath, and keep your eye on the penguin. Before long, you'll be bashing 'em into the cheap seats. I've got faith in ya kid!
And to keep on topic:
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners, gun owners, and Rush Limbaugh could kill welfare recipients.
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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