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ThinkInsane · Apr 11, 2004, 04:55 PM

OK, a friend told me about www.okcupid.com and it's match making personality test. The results are pretty interesting, to say the least. I"m a hornivore. Take the test and post your results.

paully dub · 05:22 PM

The Playboy

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Yeah, that's about right...

voodoo · Apr 11, 2004, 05:15 PM

I'm the Boy Next Door

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=1&o=1&h=184

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

I knew that

Tulkas · Apr 11, 2004, 05:47 PM

The Slow Dancer

That is definitely not me.

Vader�s Pinch of Death · Apr 11, 2004, 05:57 PM

Pff, mine was 100% wrong.

ShortcutToMoncton · Apr 11, 2004, 07:08 PM

HAHAHAHAA! I'm the "Last Man on Earth!"

Full Story Here

My friends will love this. I'd like to think it's not quite right, though....

greg

Rain · 09:24 PM

The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

And all this time I thought I was a Genghis Khunt

voyageur · Apr 11, 2004, 09:11 PM

This is a bit embarrassing but oh well...
The Maid of Honor

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

:XI: · Apr 11, 2004, 09:35 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=1&o=1&h=187

Yup, that's me.
So... Rain... you seeing anyone?

Steve · Apr 11, 2004, 09:42 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=1&o=1&h=193

Slow Dancer.

It's totally me... weird...

Secret__Police · Apr 11, 2004, 11:24 PM

ME:
Loverboy

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".

_
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

_ _ Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

_ _ You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

Shaddim · Apr 11, 2004, 11:46 PM

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=1&o=1&h=177

The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

Gads... that image makes me look like I was a contestant on "Queer eye".

brapper · Apr 12, 2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by Rain:
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

And all this time I thought I was a Genghis Khunt

i should avoid you.
i'm a billy goat.

SamuraiDL · Apr 12, 2004, 01:45 AM

The Pool Boy, wow 100% right on.

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

_ _ A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

_ _ You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing.

sweet, but then again not sweet...

MacsGalor · Apr 12, 2004, 02:01 AM

mines not even close. And no matter what the test is I answer to the best of my abilities and they just don't seem right

ShortcutToMoncton · Apr 12, 2004, 02:46 AM

I'm still the only one with "Last Man On Earth!?!?"

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! I reign SUPREME!

greg

RGB · Apr 12, 2004, 03:00 AM

Billy goat was about right for me.

moonmonkey · Apr 12, 2004, 03:07 AM

Oh god, what am I wearing.

RGB · Apr 12, 2004, 03:19 AM

Originally posted by moonmonkey:

Oh god, what am I wearing.

Is that lipstick?

Myrkridia · Apr 12, 2004, 04:08 AM

I admit it, I'm "the back rubber"

"you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely"

Full profile

phoenixboy · Apr 12, 2004, 04:54 AM

heh. looks like i'm bit excited

LOOOOOL

pretty darn accurate, especially about the women i might go for:

the playstation

and

the dirty little secret

moonmonkey · Apr 12, 2004, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by RGB:
Is that lipstick?

Cherry lip gloss, oh god.

AKcrab · Apr 12, 2004, 05:16 AM

The Vapor Trail

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time.

100% wrong.

gerbnl · 06:00 AM

Originally posted by AKcrab:

The Vapor Trail

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time.

100% wrong.

Lol!

I hit vapor trail too, 100% wrong too, i figure this test makes some assuptions one simply can't make...

oh well... i'm glad i entered a false email though, just think being matched on this basis...

Hmmm...

ok, can i still change that email?

I did like that "do you have any STD's" question...

RGB · Apr 12, 2004, 06:08 AM

Originally posted by gerbnl:
I did like that "do you have any STD's" question...

Yeah, that was hilarious. The whole site has a fantastic sense of humor. Not surprising considering the creator of TheSpark.com had a role in the creation of this site.

:XI: · Apr 12, 2004, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by ShortcutToMoncton:
I'm still the only one with "Last Man On Earth!?!?"

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! I reign SUPREME!

greg

If there was more than one Last Man on Earth, neither of you would be the last man on earth, now would you?

chris v · Apr 12, 2004, 12:31 PM

The Loverboy

I will, however, never be caught dead in jammies.

CV

dav · Apr 12, 2004, 12:54 PM

"Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman."

scaught · Apr 12, 2004, 01:36 PM

i got to the end and had the "**** this i dont want to put my goddamned email address in this stupid ass thing <<close the window".

i just want to know. what the hell was with that "who would you rather be caught masturbating by, your father or mother?" question about?

DoGoodDrugs · Apr 12, 2004, 01:48 PM

well ima vapor trail, whatever that means, the creepy part is most of the **** they say is true, but i suppose that makes sense since i told them a hundred things and they told me four.

Sherwin · Apr 13, 2004, 12:46 PM

"Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)"...

"But we'd like you to consider NOT using OkCupid"...

boots · Apr 13, 2004, 01:55 PM

Slow Dancer.

Pretty much right on target.

And I think I'm married to the Sonnet. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Zimmerman · Apr 13, 2004, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Tulkas:
The Slow Dancer

Ditto, but it does fit me. And how do you know thats no you? Maybe you have an unrealistic self image.

lil'babykitten · Apr 13, 2004, 02:10 PM

The Sonnet.

chris v · Apr 13, 2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
The Sonnet.

Uh, oh. Boots thinks he's married to you.

CV

boots · Apr 13, 2004, 03:27 PM

I could do worse....

but I'm married to someone kinda like Kitten, not to LBK.

And they forgot a couple of pivitol questions that are the basis of any relationship.

1) Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or from wherever you happen to grab it?

2) Seat left up, or down?

3) Dog person, or cat person?

4) Hamper or pile on the floor?

5) This space intentionally left blank.

See, my Sonnet is a dog person. That's the fundamental difference. That and I'm not boinking Kitten.

Shaddim · Apr 13, 2004, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by boots:
I could do worse....

but I'm married to someone kinda like Kitten, not to LBK.

And they forgot a couple of pivitol questions that are the basis of any relationship.

1) Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or from wherever you happen to grab it?

2) Seat left up, or down?

3) Dog person, or cat person?

4) Hamper or pile on the floor?

5) This space intentionally left blank.

See, my Sonnet is a dog person. That's the fundamental difference. That and I'm not boinking Kitten.

I'm very sure LBK's hubby is glad to hear it.

1.) depends on how conscious I am.

2.) depends whether a woman lives there or not.

3.) Cat

4.) Hamper

Timo · Apr 13, 2004, 03:46 PM

je suis "the loverboy"

Stunning likeness, heh.

Shaddim · Apr 13, 2004, 03:53 PM

My GF is "The Dirty Little Secret".

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=2&o=1&h=172

and her friend that's moving in with us is "The Nurse".

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=2&o=1&h=172

This could be a very interesting summer.

Timo · Apr 13, 2004, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by scaught:
]i got to the end and had the "**** this i dont want to put my goddamned email address in this stupid ass thing <<close the window".

put in a fake one, big guy

Zimmerman · Apr 13, 2004, 04:04 PM

Lol. I just found an exploit to view all the member profiles without logging in or anything.

Ratm · Apr 13, 2004, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by ThinkInsane:
OK, a friend told me about www.okcupid.com and it's match making personality test. The results are pretty interesting, to say the least. I"m a hornivore. Take the test and post your results.

OH NO!, I'm The Slow Dancer, we can never be together.

lil'babykitten · Apr 13, 2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by boots:
I could do worse....

but I'm married to someone kinda like Kitten, not to LBK.

And they forgot a couple of pivitol questions that are the basis of any relationship.

1) Do you squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom or from wherever you happen to grab it?

2) Seat left up, or down?

3) Dog person, or cat person?

4) Hamper or pile on the floor?

5) This space intentionally left blank.

See, my Sonnet is a dog person. That's the fundamental difference. That and I'm not boinking Kitten.

Originally posted by MacNStein:
I'm very sure LBK's hubby is glad to hear it.

Yeah......wait....my hubby? who's that?! I'm eighteen!!

yukon · Apr 13, 2004, 11:28 PM

Slow Dancer.

the battleaxe is scary, almost as much as ghengis kunt. where does one find these "sonnets" outside of bad poetry? ;-)

Shaddim · Apr 13, 2004, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by lil'babykitten:

Yeah......wait....my hubby? who's that?! I'm eighteen!!

Hmmmm, and I thought you Muslims got married at 12 and started popping out the "kitties" ASAP.