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Is it right or wrong to have sex with a car?
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Why Sex with Cars?
The first time I realized I had a sexual attraction to cars, I asked myself the same question. There's not really an answer. I don't know why I'm attracted to cars--I just am. It wasn't that I woke up one day and said, "What the hell, let me see what sex with a car is like!" The realization that cars sexually excited me was very hard to deal with. I thought I was the only one who got turned on by cars. I didn't dare tell anyone this secret because I had never heard of anyone else sharing my love of cars. It wasn't until I was older that I came across a website of a fellow car lover. I about fell out of my chair! Yes, you might be surprised to learn that there are quite a few of us.
The reactions of people vary. Most people find it humorous--they can't understand it but they find it very amusing. There are a few that get enraged. I don't understand them. Having sex with a car is not hurting anyone. In fact, I would speculate that we car lovers take better care of our cars since we have an emotional attachment to them.
It shouldn't be shocking that some people find cars sexually attractive. After all, car manufacturers sell their cars using sex. How many times are the words "gorgeous, beautiful, hot, sexy" used to describe a car? Chevy recently came out with a truck called the HT, standing for Hot Truck. Men talk about cars almost as much as they talk about sex. Even Saturday Night Live did a sketch about cars and sex. The sketch involved a car named the Mercury Mistress that was especially designed for men to have sex with it.
There really isn't an answer to the question, "Why sex with cars?" It does have it's advantages, though. You'll never hear, "Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache." You don't have to wait for a car to be "in the mood." It doesn't expect a phone call the next day. Finally, it doesn't care how many other cars you check out.
Vote and discuss....
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It's OK if it's a manual.
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How do you even...? The exhaust pipe?
That's not very sanitary.
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I like traffic lights. They're my FRIIIEEENNNDDDSSS... 
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Just when I thought this place couldn't more bizarro.
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Originally posted by MacGorilla:
Just when I thought this place couldn't more bizarro.
Seriously. Spend your time in a normal forum and you never see this kind of stuff.
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Originally posted by MacGorilla:
Just when I thought this place couldn't more bizarro.
Is bizarro a verb? 
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Originally posted by OH-N'omac:
Vote and discuss....
I'd rather *ride* a motorcycle. 
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Originally posted by Shinigami:
Is bizarro a verb?
Adverb.
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Originally posted by Eriamjh:
Adverb.
Adjective.
And yes, sex with a car is not only wrong, but also physically impossible - I hope!
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Maybe if you attached one of those fleshlights to it...
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Having sex with a car is way of getting back at a car salesman that screwed you. Especially if you have sex with a car still in the showroom.
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Originally posted by dlefebvre:
Having sex with a car is way of getting back at a car salesman that screwed you. Especially if you have sex with a car still in the showroom.
Totally agree.
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we don't have time to stop for gas
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Is this what they mean by "autoeroticism"?
Anyway, I think it's wrong unless the car is at least 18 years old.
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Originally posted by zigzag:
Is this what they mean by "autoeroticism"?
Anyway, I think it's wrong unless the car is at least 18 years old.
wooo wooo wooo... I wouldn't even consider it with anything under 18...
that's just sick...
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18? what kind of country do you live in?
Over here we can get it on at 16. 
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Is it right or wrong to have sex with a car?
As long as the car could love you back...
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I'm with the no sex with car pledge! 
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Originally posted by zen jihad:
18? what kind of country do you live in?
Over here we can get it on at 16.
What kind of country do you live in?
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Originally posted by Jaey:
What kind of country do you live in?
age of consent is 16 in lots of states in the US
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Originally posted by Phanguye:
age of consent is 16 in lots of states in the US
I did not know that.
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Umm... Official Wacked up thread of the Day
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Originally posted by Jaey:
What kind of country do you live in?
A really open one by the sounds of it. lol
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..wot a silly bluddy thread
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Originally posted by Jaey:
What kind of country do you live in?
Same in Australia. If she's 16, it's legal. 
As for my cars, I prefer them straight off the showroom floor... gotta break 'em in somehow, eh?
Originally posted by ghost_flash:
I'd rather *ride* a motorcycle.
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Cars ? depends....is it contentual ?...cause lord know you dont want those car activists yelling 'rape'.
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I just bought a new rubber cup holder for my car. It can be placed in just about any convinient location and fits just about every size. No more messy spills! Now I can drive without fear of spilling my coffee. 
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Originally posted by disectamac:
I just bought a new rubber cup holder for my car. It can be placed in just about any convinient location and fits just about every size. No more messy spills!
Pervert!!!
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Originally posted by Ois�n:
Pervert!!!
Hey! That's out of context!
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as long as you use the right lube.
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Some would claim that having sex with a car would be very much right if the car was a Porsche... I mean, Asia Carrera (who, as I just found out when browsing for that picture, seems to be a very down-to-earth girl with a nice sense of humour, but unfortunately very poor web-designing skills):
They would be wrong, of course, but they would still claim it...
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There is an SNL skit about a car you can have sex with.
-Owl
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Originally posted by nredman:
as long as you use the right lube.
and you have no problem turning on the high beams...
and of course the right music and atmosphere.
ahh...privacy is a must.
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Originally posted by zigzag:
Is this what they mean by "autoeroticism"?
Can I change my vote? I thought the tittle of this thread was - Is it ok to have sex IN cars? - It is. And on them. Dogging?
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