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Originally posted by MacNStein:
Dating and deciding are easy, doing is something else entirely. The infatuation and lust during the dating and honeymoon period is the fun part, that particular fun doesn't last forever.
You gotta solution to that, MacNStein? Open marriage? Affairs with 18 year-olds?
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Originally posted by tavilach:
Everyone was once 16. Simply because the 16 year olds of this day and age are obsessed with fashion, popularity and glamour does not imply that none are intelligent. Intelligence can oftentimes be hidden behind a vail of vanity.
Whoa...that last sentence of mine sounds awesome.
*Cough* Britney Spears *Cough*
I'm just messing around, though. I agree with you, Tulkas (about Ca$h having some level of maturity)...not that I always agree with Ca$h.
It does though, doesn't it? Perhaps intelligence is a bad word since there are a lot of smart stupid people and vice versa. With maturity they're priorities get straightened out. Not that they still don't strive to be as pretty as possible, but reality sets in.
Though I've known a few girls that age that were very mature, even intellectual.
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Originally posted by Tulkas:
It does though, doesn't it? Perhaps intelligence is a bad word since there are a lot of smart stupid people and vice versa. With maturity they're priorities get straightened out. Not that they still don't strive to be as pretty as possible, but reality sets in.
Though I've known a few girls that age that were very mature, even intellectual.
I wouldn't equal intellectual maturity with intelligence. Intelligence is "the capacity to acquire and apply knowledge." Note "capacity," not "willingness."
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Originally posted by tavilach:
I wouldn't equal intellectual maturity with intelligence. Intelligence is "the capacity to acquire and apply knowledge." Note "capacity," not "willingness."
Hehe, exactly.
You're an ok guy. Kind of scary looking, but ok. Dunno why everyone's usually on your back.
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Originally posted by Tulkas:
Hehe, exactly.
You're an ok guy. Kind of scary looking, but ok. Dunno why everyone's usually on your back.
I'm not scary looking  . Those are scary poses!
People are on my back because they need someone to pick on, and occasionally I say a stupid thing or ten. Whatever.
Edit: Expect to see a picture of me picking my nose shortly.
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Originally posted by IceEnclosure:
Question was: What's the first thing you would do if elected president?
"I'd work with the FDA to ban fast food restaurants.. there's somethin' in those fries I think. I eat too many!!" - (cute/sexy smile) - that was Miss Hawaii.
holy crap, man. surely they're not all lacking important brain function as this girl is, but most of the girls had some really retarded answers for the questions asked of them.
OMG, the exact same thing just happened to me! I turned on the tv to see what was on, and there it was, the question!! And that answer!!!
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Originally posted by Spliff:
You gotta solution to that, MacNStein? Open marriage? Affairs with 18 year-olds?
Nope, just dedication, and deciding that not everything important in life orginates with a stirring below the beltline.
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*bathe her and bring her to my room*
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And if you want REALLY young: 
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It is best to date someone over 18 years of age.
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Originally posted by wdlove:
It is best to date someone over 18 years of age.
why? 
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Originally posted by Tulkas:
Thats very immature. I think you can be assured that most people here would not do that, at least the ones with any respect for women or want a meaningful relationship. Hell, I bet ca$h would agree.
Who was talking about meaningful relationships? Hell, I see a piece of ass like that and my lizard hind-brain kicks into high gear. Anyone with me on this one? Anyone?
Jeez. You folks. It's days like this when I mourn the closure of teh BBQ.
Edit: 300th post. Woo. Time to go make a sandwich and pleasure myself to jailbait.
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Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
why?
so that you can **** them without going to jail.
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Check your state's statutory rape law. I learned that the age of consent in Minnesota is 16, so it's only illegal for an adult to have consentual sex with a 16/17 year old if they are in a position of authority over them. If it's someone under 16 with someone over 19, THEN it's statutory rape.
So depending on where you live, 16 year olds actually aren't jailbait  . Not that I'd be able to get anywhere with her anyway  .
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How does that law apply to kidnapping and transporting over state lines?
Not, y'know, that I'd condone that. Oh no.
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Originally posted by capuchin:
Who was talking about meaningful relationships? Hell, I see a piece of ass like that and my lizard hind-brain kicks into high gear. Anyone with me on this one? Anyone?
I love my limbic system. It hums contentedly when it sees a troupe of teen tarts walk by.
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So is the girl in your signature. I think I'm starting to see the bigger picture here...
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Originally posted by ryju:
Oh sweet I'm only two years older...Still wouldn't be right though.
HOTT
What are you talking about? If you are reffereing to the law, read the fine print (if you have ever bothered to look it up). You are in the clear until you are 21, as long as it is consentual and you are not exploiting her in anyway.
Morally, I would stress either- an 18 year old guy is usually just as mature as a 16 year odl girl (but there are exceptions).
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Originally posted by Miniryu:
So is the girl in your signature. I think I'm starting to see the bigger picture here...
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Originally posted by Agasthya:
so that you can **** them without going to jail.
isn't that 16 (in most states anyway)?
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Originally posted by Miniryu:
So is the girl in your signature. I think I'm starting to see the bigger picture here...
No way, Keira is 19. There is a HUGE difference between my students (who are 16-17) and Keira (who is 19).
For that matter, my age isn't that different from my students - I'm still only 22 until Wednesday, so Keira is definitely not out of my range. According to some formula people invented at my work, your "range" is half your age plus 8. So 22/2 + 8 == 19. So She's okay 
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
According to some formula people invented at my work, your "range" is half your age plus 8. So 22/2 + 8 == 19. So She's okay
Something is definitely wrong (or right?) with that formula.
A 40 year old's range is a 28 year old.
A 50 year old's range is a 33 year old.
An 80 year old's range is a 48 year old.
An 100 year old's range is a 58 year old, which is basically a 42 year old man having sex with a fetus.
EDIT: Can't wait 'till I'm 40—that's the G-spot.
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Originally posted by gethigh:
Something is definitely wrong (or right?) with that formula.
A 40 year old's range is a 28 year old.
A 50 year old's range is a 33 year old.
An 80 year old's range is a 48 year old.
An 100 year old's range is a 58 year old, which is basically a 42 year old man having sex with a fetus.
EDIT: Can't wait 'till I'm 40—that's the G-spot.
Range is the wrong word - I meant lower limit. I forgot how we did the upper limit... anyway, I think a 80 year old dating someone younger than a 48 year old is probably getting a little weird (insert Anna Nicole Smith). You don't have to date someone who is 28 when you're 40, but that's about as low as you c/s/would go.
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Ah, this talk of acceptable ranges can lead to no good.
My criteria has always been at least two of the following:
a) Alive.
b) Female.
c) Over twelve.
I'm picky like that.
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and for all your viewing pleasure i present to you the Miss Teen USA Pink Sands Swim competition (if you like younger girls in bikinis that is). Swim Contest
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Originally posted by torsoboy:
and for all your viewing pleasure i present to you the Miss Teen USA Pink Sands Swim competition (if you like younger girls in bikinis that is). Swim Contest
i know the pageant world is losing ground, but dont you think they could afford MORE THAN ONE bikini?
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
i know the pageant world is losing ground, but dont you think they could afford MORE THAN ONE bikini?
Why even have the damned bikinis at all? Sheesh.
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Originally posted by demograph68:
Ok. Waaaaaaaaay off topic. I just saw The Big Lebowski. I now get it! lol (I need to go bowling...)
i remember what you asked man. anyways back to the topic...hot teen girls who need to turn 18 already
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Originally posted by capuchin:
Ah, this talk of acceptable ranges can lead to no good.
My criteria has always been at least two of the following:
a) Alive.
b) Female.
c) Over twelve.
I'm picky like that.
Is that supposed to be funny ?
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i know its sick but i think Emma Watson from harry potter is hot - too bad she is 14
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people are going to walk in and think that you are pedophiles (sp)
or worse ...
stalkers ...
or worse ...
a bunch of horny teenagers ...
just my 2 cents
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Is it just me or does she look like Popeye..... not hot on any level.
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It's the angle and her current expression. She doesn't normally look like Popeye at all.
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
It's the angle and her current expression. She doesn't normally look like Popeye at all.
now that I think about it. that picture reminded me of this optical illusion
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
i know the pageant world is losing ground, but dont you think they could afford MORE THAN ONE bikini?
Wow. That can be rather unsanitary. I would hate to be the last girl in line.
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I, ASIMO.
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Originally posted by amsalpemkcus:
now that I think about it. that picture reminded me of this optical illusion
I'd hit the young lady, but not the old woman.
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Originally posted by turtle777:
Is that supposed to be funny ?
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No.
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