[CreepingDeth]

What's the most retarded thing you've ever done?
1. When I was 4, I tripped on my Cliff shoes and cut myself on the door hinge, leaving a 4x2 inch piece of skin hanging off my head. They had to get some hotel towels over me. I still have this scar on my forehead, but it's almost gone.

2. I was suspended for 30 days in my Middle School.

Let's hear the dirt.

[Axo1ot1]

What were you suspended for? Burning the flag?

[CreepingDeth]

Uh�no.
Let's keep moving.

[Axo1ot1]

Drawing a swastika on the chalkboard?

[Mrs. D4n.]

I already know I don't even wanna know what Dan's gonna post...

[CreepingDeth]

No, no, and no.

[John F. Smith]

i snuck into Catgirl

[Agasthya]

I did a presentation in senior year of high school on how George W. Bush would be a good president. That was pretty stupid of me.

[cszar2001]

Originally posted by John F. Smith:
i snuck into Catgirl

You got the punishment you deserved right there in the theater.

[CreepingDeth]

I did a report on the evils of evil. That was dumb of me.

[Mrs. D4n.]

Originally posted by John F. Smith:
i snuck into Catgirl

To be interpreted as: I annoy everyone with my random quotes and 93287650284 names.

[CreepingDeth]

Yeah, that guy needs to be banned.

[chris_h]

most idiotic thing i ever did... didn't run away from a knife fight and spent a month in a texas jail.

talk about a craptacular month

[Axo1ot1]

Originally posted by chris_h:
most idiotic thing i ever did... didn't run away from a knife fight and spent a month in a texas jail.

talk about a craptacular month

Some would argue that your not running away from the state of texas was idiotic. You and Chris V should really jump ship

[juanvaldes]

Originally posted by chris_h:
most idiotic thing i ever did... didn't run away from a knife fight and spent a month in a texas jail.

talk about a craptacular month

Buzz!!

The correct answer was : What is live in Texas.

[demograph68]

Drove while intoxicated. I got in minor accident with a rail. Some damage to car. I learned my lesson pretty ****ing quick!!! This happened maybe 2 years ago. Most idiotic? Of course.

[cszar2001]

Take a couple of stairs and a Mountainbike - and what you get is a helmet broken in several places, abrasions and a few hundred bucks worth of damage.

Could`ve broken my neck trying that stunt.

[ambush]

Posting in this thread.

[mitchell_pgh]

My high school didn't have an elevator to the second floor for YEARS, and the seniors would sell "elevator passes" to the incoming freshman for a $1 per pass. During my senior year, they finally installed an elevator.

I went in to my computer class (Classic II's) and did up some NICE elevator passes. Thinking nothing of it, I sold them for $1 to a few freshman.

Well, I got busted, and they told me that I would have been suspended, but when one of the freshman showed the pass to a secretary, THEY GAVE HIM THE KEY TO THE ELEVATOR!!! The kid with the key then got caught on the elevator giving rides to his friends.

[chris v]

When I was 17, I broke up with the most beautiful girl I ever dated in order to move to Florida with my band.

I could fill pages with all the dumb sh*t I did in my 20's, but that one kinda sticks out.

Yes, even Texas figures favorably compared to Orlando. Sorry Floridians, but you can HAVE the orange groves.

[Ghoser777]

I dated the same girl from Junior year in high school through my last semester on a college campus while she went to another college. We only decided to break up after I was leaving 15,000 potential dates behind to enter a workforce with my potential dates being illegal.

[IonCable]

Got drunk one night at a party and was convinced to go Cow Tipping. I then woke up that next morning with the most wolf ugly fat cow girl I'd ever seen. Thankfully, the booze has must the night clouded in a haze.

[nate_02]

When I was about 3, I loved garage doors. When one was closing I decided to stick my fingers between two of the pieces and sliced up the ends of three of my fingers.

[MilkmanDan]

I dated a smart, hot, very fun girl who ended up being a complete nut job. Every time I tried to break up with her she started crying and I'd chicken out. Next thing you know I get the guts to do it, and one day find her outside my dorm room every night for a month, drunk, and eventually two campus cops and two real cops took her away. They could hear her screams in the next dorm over.

Hot girls are not always worth it.

[OSX Abuser]

Speeding...........
Looking back on it now I could of killed a few people speeding down residental streets.
Extremely idiotic to drive 85mph in a 25mph zone.

[Sealobo]

Originally posted by CreepingDeath:
What's the most retarded thing you've ever done?

Swimming into an egg 24 years ago and came to this world.

or

Letting that sperm got into me around the same time.

[ryju]

Not breaking up with a nut job girl soon enough.

I try not to have regrets though.

[gorickey]

Ask "subego" this question...

[Shaddim]

Getting married to a real nutjob b**** when I was 22. Only knew her for 6 months, but I was "in love".

[Superchicken]

I questioned the legitimacy of the song Days of Elijah around a bunch of Mennonites who have never had to seriously question why they're Christians. I was forever labeled as over critical.
I also once told my pastor's wife her meat loaf reminded me of my dog's vomit... I was just making an observant comment... I wasn't trying to be rude... seriously.
I had an online relationship (Seriously though it's not as lame as it sounds, but in the end yah it was stupid.)

[demograph68]

Originally posted by Superchicken:
I also once told my pastor's wife her meat loaf reminded me of my dog's vomit...

Whoops

[Superchicken]

Originally posted by demograph68:
Whoops

Hey I was like, 12 or something like that, gimmie a break!

[chris_h]

Originally posted by Superchicken:
I questioned the legitimacy of the song Days of Elijah around a bunch of Mennonites who have never had to seriously question why they're Christians. I was forever labeled as over critical.
I also once told my pastor's wife her meat loaf reminded me of my dog's vomit... I was just making an observant comment... I wasn't trying to be rude... seriously.
I had an online relationship (Seriously though it's not as lame as it sounds, but in the end yah it was stupid.)

Watch out for superchicken, he's a loose cannon.

[chris v]

Those Mennonites can be a rough crowd. Jostling in the sachristy, running your horse-cart off the road for kicks on Friday night, smashing heads and generally raising all Cain in a free-will vs. pre-destiny post-church-sunday argument on the front steps. I'd watch out for that bunch.

[Corintheus]

I got so drunk that I threw up in the gutter outside a nightclub, got thrown out of a cab, passed out in the road, got woken up by the cops, and realised my wallet was missing.

It was like being a ****ing rockstar. Except without the fame... money... or women. Whatever.

[Link]

Writing cusswords all over the chalk board in 5th grade. Oh yes I got busted but even after they erased most of it, you could see the outline of SH!T! in 12" tall letters on that board until the day they replaced them all with whiteboards (about 6 months later)..

[sek929]

Mixed Tequila, Vodka, and Bacardi 151 over a 45 minute timespan (about 18-19 shots worth by my figures) and proceeded to black out for the duration of the night (5-6 hours) make an ass out of myself by jumping into a thornbush, pissed my pants, and had a horrible stomachache for 4 days....oh yeah the day after was Easter.

This was right at the beginning of my drinking days, everyone does it once...

Falling asleep at the wheel and taking down a tree with my Jetta is a close second.

[TailsToo]

Originally posted by juanvaldes:
Buzz!!

The correct answer was : What is live in Texas.

Damn! That was my post!

[itistoday]

Excellent thread

Though I've done many stupid things in my life, non so far (thankfully) have compared to something a friend of mine did:

After taking a large amount of shrooms, he decided to get into his parents car. No, don't worry, he didn't go too far. The car happened to be parked right outside his room and this genius put the car in drive instead of reverse, and therefore drove the car through a glass door into his room. Afterwards he stumbled out and fell asleep outside on a trampoline.

[ringo]

I knocked over a family-sized gravestone monument with a pickup truck. That was really dumb. It took me and somebody else a few hours to set it upright and make it look like nothing ever happened.

Future parents: Don't teach your kids how to drive in a cemetary.

[OldManMac]

I got drunk, and voted for a Republican.

[CreepingDeth]

I got stoned, went to college, got indoctrinated, got a fake ID and voted Democrat.

Real stuff, please.

[OldManMac]

You started the thread, yet you won't tell us what you did.

[CreepingDeth]

1. When I was 4, I tripped on my Cliff shoes and cut myself on the door hinge, leaving a 4x2 inch piece of skin hanging off my head. They had to get some hotel towels over me. I still have this scar on my forehead, but it's almost gone.

2. I was suspended for 30 days in my Middle School.

No explanation further, read the thread.

[OldManMac]

I missed that, as you are on my ignore list.

[CreepingDeth]

[RiSE]

I was a drummer in a band *cough*goodcharlotte*cough* for a breif amount of time then quit because i hated their lame image. It was dumb because now they are all multimillions and i left with $30k.

[CreepingDeth]

Riiiiiiight.

[RiSE]

LOL! The truth is if i was getting paid tons of Ca$h i wouldnt care if i had to wear benji makeup.

[Lancer409]

Originally posted by Corintheus:
I got so drunk that I threw up in the gutter outside a nightclub, got thrown out of a cab, passed out in the road, got woken up by the cops, and realised my wallet was missing.

It was like being a ****ing rockstar. Except without the fame... money... or women. Whatever.

Try this on for size ...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dayafterparty.html