The current headline at MOSR:
Breaking News: Reliable sources have provided Rumors with a few details regarding the next Developer Seed of Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger, noting that it will include multiple as-yet unannounced new features.
These sources also predict its release within about two weeks' time ("around the time of Steve's return" to the captain's chair, apparently).
More details soon as we negotiate with the source for permission to publish them.
Tell me this site isn't a parody of itself now. Please. Any other explanation is simply way too pathetic.