Here is a "LivePerson" help session transcript in which I registered a complaint about Skype not allowing Skype OS X users to use purchased SkypeOut credit. If you are not familiar with the problem, you are lucky. It has upset enough Mac users than many, MANY of them seem to be lodging fraud complaints with the FBI at
http://www.ifccfbi.gov/index.asp
Anyway, this represents one of the most comical exchanges with a "human being" I have ever had. Enjoy:
You are now chatting with 'Paula'
Paula: Hello!
mfiske: Do you speak English as your primary language?
Paula: We provide Live Chat support in English only at this time
mfiske: OK. But that isn't what I asked. Is English your primary language? You, personally. I have spoken with other Skype support reps who CLEARLY were not as familiar with the language as they should have been.
Paula: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
mfiske: Oh, its no problem. I have been treated far worse than this by other Skype reps.
Paula: May I know the exact problem that you are facing ?
mfiske: Are you aware that you have a VERY SERIOUS problem affecting the Mac OS X version of Skype?
Paula: Please go ahead ./.
mfiske: You act like this is news to you, or something. You know: the problem where your paying, PREMIUM customers using OS X Skype purchase SkypeOut credit, are prevented from using it using your very own client software, and are told to wait anywhere from 20 minutes to 24 hours, and then to log out and try placing a call again, which plain DOESN'T CORRECT the issue.
Paula: To resolve this problem please log out of Skype by (File -> "Log Off") and then re-log in after 2 minutes. You will be able to make the calls. Please be sure NOT to close/exit Skype or your computer. Please remember Logging off is different from closing Skype.
mfiske: To give you the benefit of the doubt, I in fact waited 48 hours. Still can't use the SkypeOut credit that I paid for.
mfiske: Did you just make some sort of change on my account to correct this problem?
Paula: This is a known issue. You can try to place a call even if you do not see the correct account balance. The account balance will be updated automatically after the call connects.
mfiske: Because I have been logged out for the past 60 minutes. As per your instructions, I just logged in, and it didn't work.
mfiske: I am sorry, but you are wrong. I just tried to place a call. I receive this alert message from my Mac: "Sorry, insufficient SkypeOut credit to place call. Please add to your account and try again."
mfiske: Do you have a Mac, or can you even see one in the same room you're in right now?
Paula: Please provide me with your Skype user name .
mfiske: I told you from the start that this issue involves the Mac OS X version of Skype, and the things you are suggesting simply don't work for me, or any other Mac OS X user for that matter. In fact, it is my understanding that thousands of Mac users are sending Skype fraud reports to the FBI here in the US.
mfiske: My Skype username, oddly enough, is mfiske.
Paula: Please wait one moment while I check that for you
mfiske: I am looking for an actual solution this time. I do not expect to end this support call without some actual progress, and I certainly don't expect you to read to me from a list of canned responses.
Paula: You have Account Balance
Paula: SkypeOut service
Paula: Started on 2005-02-12 05:02
Paula: Expires on 2005-08-11 06:08
Paula: Remaining days 178
Paula: Is recurring no
Paula: Balance 10.000 EUR
Paula: Start value 10.000 EUR
Paula: Please try to call now .
mfiske: DO YOU HAVE A MAC? DID YOU JUST MAKE SOME SORT OF CHANGE TO MY ACCOUNT? Because, AGAIN, I am presented with an alert that says, as you might expect: "Sorry, insufficient SkypeOut credit to place call. Please add to your account and try again."
mfiske: PLEASE answer those first two questions before you ask me to do something else.
Paula: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Paula: I understand. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Our technicians are working to resolve this problem. This should be done in the coming hours. We request for your cooperation.
mfiske: Do you have a Mac there?
Paula: Sorry ?
mfiske: Do you have an Apple computer there that you can experience these problems on first hand?
mfiske: Because if you did, you and ALL of your "support" staff friends would know that the things you are offering as "solutions" to this massive problem, DO NOT WORK on Skype Mac OS X. Plain and simple.
mfiske: I was told, a full 24 hours ago, that "this should be done in the coming hours." I PAID for your PREMIUM SERVICE, and have instead received SUBHUMAN SERVICE>
Paula: We are facing some temporary technical problem Please try after some time .
mfiske: OK, but answer a very simple question: Do you have an Apple Macintosh computer there, in the same room you are working from, or not?
Paula: Yes,
mfiske: Then why do you continue to offer "solutions" that you should understand do NOT work. See, enough Mac users have gotten upset enough with your "support" system, where you suggest "solutions" that just plain and simple DO NOT WORK, that you are getting, literally, THOUSANDS of fraud reports made to the FBI. If that doesn't impact your technicians, or other superiors, in some way, I don't know what should.
Paula: I am keep saying we are facing some temporary technical problem .
mfiske: If your superiors aren't careful, they are going to wind up being shut out of the US market.
mfiske: "I am keep saying"? What?
Paula: Please try to call now .
mfiske: Did you make some sort of change to my account?
Paula: Please try to call now .
mfiske: Did you make some sort of change to my account that should remedy this problem?
Paula: I will be right with you.
Paula: PLease try to call .
Paula: Now ]
mfiske: Did you make some sort of change to my account that should correct the problem? Yes or no?
Paula: Please try to call now I wonder if you please try to call now .
mfiske: That is not the language I speak.
mfiske: Please clarify.
Paula: Yes
mfiske: Yes? Yes what?
Paula: Please try to call .
mfiske: Since I have my doubts that you are a real person, and I have my doubts that you will answer the question as to whether you have in fact made a change to my account that you expect to be of any assistance to the problem at hand, I will tell you have I have tried to call 5 times in the past five minutes, and each time, I get an alert that says (you guessed it!): "Sorry, insufficient SkypeOut credit to place call. Please add to your account and try again."
Paula: I understand. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Our technicians are working to resolve this problem. This should be done in the coming hours. We request for your cooperation.
mfiske: That is exactly what you said nearly 20 minutes ago. Are you a real person, in fact?
Paula: Yes, Please cooperate with us we are facing some temporary technical problem , Please try after some time .
mfiske: And I mean EXACTLY. Like you copied and pasted it. OR...you are a robotic being from the planet Vulcan...
Paula: Please try to understand we are working over it .
Paula: I know you are facing problem .
Paula: I can understand your problem .
mfiske: You have said these exact things before. And I mean, EXACT.
Paula: Please believe us .
You are not currently in a chat session."