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tavilach · Jun 20, 2005, 09:24 PM

...is there anything you'd do that you wouldn't do right now?

If so, what?

ManOfSteal · Jun 20, 2005, 09:25 PM

I would kill Bruce...with my fists.

GSixZero · Jun 20, 2005, 09:30 PM

Overthrow the governmnet.

(To the men in the black helicopters... I'm joking.)

CreepingDeth · Jun 20, 2005, 09:30 PM

There's this bastard pothead who deserve to get his house dotted with paintballs.

Hear me out. If I'm ever granted immunity, I'm going to kill Chris Griffin!

cpt kangarooski · Jun 20, 2005, 09:31 PM

Only felonies? To be honest, I think I could get more use out of misdemeanors. (E.g. parking wherever the hell I felt like it)

MindFad · Jun 20, 2005, 09:35 PM

I'd probably steal a bunch of money.

macamac · Jun 20, 2005, 09:38 PM

Who's Bruce, and how do you know you could take him?

-Bruce

Edit: After Mindfad stole all his money, I would then steal it from him...

CreepingDeth · Jun 20, 2005, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by GSixZero

Overthrow the governmnet.

(To the men in the black helicopters... I'm joking.)

I'd bind and gag you and force you to write 'government' right 200 times while watching granny porn.

brapper · Jun 20, 2005, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

I would kill Bruce...with my fists.

You can't take us all on at once

ManOfSteal · Jun 20, 2005, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by brapper

You can't take us all on at once

Tell Wolverine that.

Millennium · Jun 20, 2005, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by GSixZero

Overthrow the governmnet.

(To the men in the black helicopters... I'm joking.)

You wouldn't need full immunity; you'd need the ability. Once you successfully ovethrew the government, you could just pardon yourself. The real trick is in pulling it off.

macamac · Jun 20, 2005, 09:58 PM

Now I'm lost.

-Brucy.

Zimphire · Jun 20, 2005, 10:03 PM

Rip the tags off my mattress.

ManOfSteal · Jun 20, 2005, 10:04 PM

I'd ManOfSteal a bait car.

CreepingDeth · Jun 20, 2005, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Rip the tags off my mattress.

Steal your Strat.

Zimphire · Jun 20, 2005, 10:07 PM

Shoot Creep in teh butt.

Twice.

CreepingDeth · Jun 20, 2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Shoot Creep in teh butt.

Twice.

Make my sister give it to you in teh butt.

Thrice.

scaught · Jun 20, 2005, 10:25 PM

the "teh"'s mean theyre joking, folks. settle down now.

tavilach · Jun 20, 2005, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Millennium

You wouldn't need full immunity; you'd need the ability. Once you successfully ovethrew the government, you could just pardon yourself. The real trick is in pulling it off.

Without full immunity, he's screwed if he gets caught

. And, of course, he probably would be.

Albert Pujols · Jun 21, 2005, 01:40 AM

I would steal as many Powerbooks as I could hold while running out of my local Apple store.

Randman · Jun 21, 2005, 01:41 AM

Lock this thread?

climber · Jun 21, 2005, 02:35 AM

I would delete the code that allows the moderators to lock threads.

But then I would have to run and hide somewhere.

CharlesS · Jun 21, 2005, 02:41 AM

1. Find a web board where there is a 12-year-old kid spamming the board with useless threads, typing in all caps with terrible spelling and way too many smilies, and getting lots of angry replies.

2. Hack into an administrator account on the web board.

3. Make the 12-year-old kid a moderator.

4. Send a PM from the administrator to the kid saying "Here's the ban button (or the karma button if there is one), you can use this when those bad people say mean things to you"

5. Sit back and watch the ensuing carnage.

d.fine · Jun 21, 2005, 02:48 AM

I'd take one of each at the Apple Store

Randman · Jun 21, 2005, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by CharlesS

1. Find a web board where there is a 12-year-old kid spamming the board with useless threads, typing in all caps with terrible spelling and way too many smilies, and getting lots of angry replies.

Partly there.

ambush · Jun 21, 2005, 03:01 AM

smash Kilbey's Cavalier

then buy him a Volks.

Zimphire · Jun 21, 2005, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by ambush

smash Kilbey's Cavalier

then buy him a Volks.

You do know VW has a worse rep now for quality control than GM does right?

The Godfather · Jun 21, 2005, 06:32 AM

Is this some kind of a setup thread?

turtle777 · Jun 21, 2005, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by scaught

the "teh"'s mean theyre joking, folks. settle down now.

Mwahahahahaha

-t

turtle777 · Jun 21, 2005, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

You do know VW has a worse rep now for quality control than GM does right?

But they are not as broke

-t

Zimphire · Jun 21, 2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

But they are not as broke

-t

Yes, yes they are. That is why they have quality control issues.

Dontcha get it? Broke? Quality Control issues?

I crack myself up sometimes.

turtle777 · Jun 21, 2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Yes, yes they are. That is why they have quality control issues.

Dontcha get it? Broke? Quality Control issues?

I crack myself up sometimes.

Moving right along...

-t

MacMan4000 · Jun 21, 2005, 10:10 AM

I'd kindly ask everyone to leave the fireworks store just before lighting a molotov cocktail and chucking it into the building.

Then I'd sit back (behind a wall of bullet proof glass) and watch the show.

IonCable · Jun 21, 2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by CreepingDeth

There's this bastard pothead who deserve to get his house dotted with paintballs.

Hear me out. If I'm ever granted immunity, I'm going to kill Chris Griffin!

I know a Chris Griffin. Plays Sax, from Ohio and went to Purdue.

xi_hyperon · Jun 21, 2005, 10:36 AM

Use a taser on the obnoxious girl two cubicles down. Actually, if I did that, I'd probably get a gift from all the other people in the vicinity.
String up all spammers
Tar and feather the guy who stole my personal information (social security number, account numbers, etc.)
Pop a cap in Bikerfox's ass, because I'm in a bad mood.

wdlove · Jun 21, 2005, 10:41 AM

I would see no need for the full immunity.

mitchell_pgh · Jun 21, 2005, 10:50 AM

I would love to know how it feels to rob a bank... I always wonder how difficult it would be and if I would get away with it.

Cody Dawg · Jun 21, 2005, 11:19 AM

Gosh, I can't think of anything I'd do.

The only thing I can think of is stealing money from a bank so that I could use it to help some people (like www.susantorresfund.org ) but that would be stealing from people and it would hurt someone and I wouldn't want to do something to hurt innocent people, you know?

So, I can't think of anything, really.

Laws are in place to protect us from harming others and ourselves so they're kind of good.

skelotar · Jun 21, 2005, 11:33 AM

I'd steal a trailer full of ipods

andi*pandi · Jun 21, 2005, 11:44 AM

I would throw into effect my grandiose revenge scheme on all those who have scorned me in the past.

::zim's mwahahaha image::

Zimphire · Jun 21, 2005, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

I would throw into effect my grandiose revenge scheme on all those who have scorned me in the past.

::zim's mwahahaha image::

Cody Dawg · Jun 21, 2005, 12:07 PM

Yeah, there's a good one that I could rationalize: Taking the things I want from an Apple Store and not paying for it...however, since I've purchased AppleCare approximately 30 times in the last 10 years for various computers, which is about $9000, I think that I'm justified since I've only used it a handful of times.

d.fine · Jun 21, 2005, 12:25 PM

sek929 · Jun 21, 2005, 12:42 PM

I'd lay spike strips for the a-hole ricers who like to bring their bikes up to 30,000 RPM next to my house when I'm trying to sleep. Then I'd skin them and eat their bones!

d.fine · Jun 21, 2005, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

I'd lay spike strips for the a-hole ricers who like to bring their bikes up to 30,000 RPM next to my house when I'm trying to sleep. Then I'd skin them and eat their bones!

sek929 · Jun 21, 2005, 12:51 PM

Exaggeration goes unnoticed eh?

turtle777 · Jun 21, 2005, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Yeah, there's a good one that I could rationalize: Taking the things I want from an Apple Store and not paying for it...however, since I've purchased AppleCare approximately 30 times in the last 10 years for various computers, which is about $9000, I think that I'm justified since I've only used it a handful of times.

I always thought that statistically, Apple Care doesn't pay for you, only for Apple.
That's why they offer it. And Murphy's Law is against you anyways.

-t

GSixZero · Jun 21, 2005, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

I always thought that statistically, Apple Care doesn't pay for you, only for Apple.
That's why they offer it. And Murphy's Law is against you anyways.

-t

Applecare is essentially just insurance. If you owned a large number of computers, you'd be silly to get applecare, you're better off self insuring.

With one or two though, the equations are more quantized, so it may be worth your while.

vexborg · 02:34 PM

Go postal on my present boss...

d.fine · Jun 21, 2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Exaggeration goes unnoticed eh?

Just trying to imagine what it would sound like. I've been on a bike at 10,500 RPM, and I heard it pass by as well.