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Fred_Cokebottle · Dec 23, 2005, 07:46 PM

I am a secular humanist.

Albert Pujols · Dec 23, 2005, 08:00 PM

I am a whale.

shunt · Dec 23, 2005, 08:04 PM

I'm a thick piece of wire

TheoCryst · Dec 23, 2005, 09:04 PM

I'll give you a hint: I'm NOT a spoon.

Y3a · Dec 23, 2005, 09:31 PM

I'm an extraterrestrial spying on earth, but now trapped here...

Face Ache · Dec 23, 2005, 09:43 PM

I am an island.

Norfolk Island, actually.

iNub · Dec 23, 2005, 10:01 PM

I'm a bottle of window cleaner.

alligator · Dec 23, 2005, 10:11 PM

I think, therefore . . .

KeriVit · Dec 23, 2005, 10:29 PM

I am an empty bottle of beer.

Chuckit · Dec 23, 2005, 10:31 PM

I am the walrus.

Cubeoid · Dec 23, 2005, 10:31 PM

A response begning not with the letter I, I am.

starman · Dec 23, 2005, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

I am the walrus.

Bastard, beat me to it.

Koo koo ka choo

bradoesch · Dec 23, 2005, 10:41 PM

Marine biologist baby.

dcmacdaddy · Dec 23, 2005, 11:38 PM

I am a boil on the back of John Travolta's right leg.

ghporter · Dec 23, 2005, 11:40 PM

I'm a Pantheistic Multiperson Solopsist. Pleased to make your acquaintance!

Cubeoid · Dec 23, 2005, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

I am a boil on the back of John Travolta's right leg.

wdlove · Dec 24, 2005, 08:05 PM

I'm a very open, honest, and trustworthy person.

macintologist · Dec 24, 2005, 08:17 PM

I'm a freedom lover who hates freedom haters.

E's Lil Theorem · Dec 24, 2005, 08:24 PM

Yo soy el que tú buscas

Ratm · Dec 24, 2005, 08:55 PM

I am the invisible man walking around with a very large erection.

olePigeon · Dec 24, 2005, 09:31 PM

I support antidisestablishmentarianism.

Scientist · Dec 24, 2005, 09:35 PM

I am a secular anti-humanist.

euchomai · Dec 24, 2005, 10:22 PM

i am... too fat (especially after the dinner I just had)

d4nth3m4n · Dec 24, 2005, 11:03 PM

i am not entertained by this thread.

dcmacdaddy · Dec 24, 2005, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by euchomai

i am... too fat (especially after the dinner I just had)

Too much baby seal at your holiday feast?

Cubeoid · Dec 25, 2005, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by wdlove

I'm a very open, honest, and trustworthy person.

and my loving friend.

olePigeon · Dec 25, 2005, 12:27 AM

I'm a secular anti-christ.

qnxde · Dec 25, 2005, 02:34 AM

I am trapped at home with my parents and family fulfilling festivity related obligations (and eating far too much for my own good)

sek929 · Dec 25, 2005, 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by bradoesch

Marine biologist baby.

Yeah, well I'm an Architect.

Fyre4ce · Dec 25, 2005, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Fred_Cokebottle

I am a secular humanist.

Me too. I have been one for much of my life but not until recently (last six months) did I find that the doctrine had a name and other "followers."

Cheers.

Volks · Dec 25, 2005, 03:10 AM

This thread sucks. Secular humanists are really just anti-god wackos.

Andy8 · Dec 25, 2005, 03:17 AM

A Seamonkey

Scientist · Dec 25, 2005, 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Volks

This thread sucks. Secular humanists are really just anti-god wackos.

Folks named "Volks" are really just anti-secularist trolls.

ThinkInsane · Dec 25, 2005, 03:49 AM

I'm a frayed not.

Face Ache · Dec 25, 2005, 04:04 AM

I am Reverend Face Ache.

But my friends just call me *******.

wdlove · Dec 25, 2005, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

and my loving friend.

The feeling is mutual.

simonjames · Dec 25, 2005, 11:56 PM

I am therefore I think

Fyre4ce · Dec 26, 2005, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by Volks

This thread sucks. Secular humanists are really just anti-god wackos.

I think you misunderstand me. I'm not anti-God. I certainly do not deny the possibility that God exists. But, since (if He exists) he does not really intervene in human affairs, I think we should focus on natural means to improve the human condition (improving our understanding of the natural world, taking care of each other for its own sake, etc.) instead of supernatural means (going to church, praying, etc.) Volks, I think our goals are the same: improving the human condition and pursuing truth, we just have differing opinions about the best way to pursue these ends. I would very much be interested in having a reasonable discussion with you on this topic. That is, if you think this thread sucks, improve it with some of your wisdom.

Athens · Dec 26, 2005, 07:24 AM

I am depressed, sad, useless :|

Cubeoid · Dec 26, 2005, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Athens

I am depressed, sad, useless :|

I like you Athens.

Cody Dawg · Dec 26, 2005, 10:23 AM

I am a Dawg.

Kr0nos · Dec 26, 2005, 10:30 AM

I am sexy.

Pendergast · Dec 26, 2005, 10:30 AM

nobody.

ghporter · Dec 26, 2005, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Pendergast

nobody.

Are you "nobody at all," or nobody we should notice? Are you personally valueless (which I doubt, even if you feel bad) or should we just look the other way, and "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?"

Now I'm "curious."

Pendergast · Dec 26, 2005, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by ghporter

Are you "nobody at all," or nobody we should notice? Are you personally valueless (which I doubt, even if you feel bad) or should we just look the other way, and "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?"

Now I'm "curious."

Believe it or not, I just don't want to attract much attention. On the other hand, I like to attempt weird posts once in a while, especially considering that I do not want to take life too seriously.

There was a movie called "Mon nom est personne" (loosely translated as "My name is No One") a spaghetti-western with Terence Hill and some other guys. I always thought that was a crazy title. How can someone be "no one" or called "nobody", etc? I have to say I learned my humor (a bit weird, sarcastic, absurd) from reflections over paradoxical situations, or double-entendre.

"What are you?" triggers a lot of ideas in me, and understanding some will be honest, witty, funny (or very funny) and sometimes antagonistic in their replies, I feel mine is just... absurd.

No concerns here, and believe me, that is for the fun of posting.

On the other hand, I recognize the helper by the way you post, and I am greatly appreciative of your gesture. Myself, I am on a 24/7 pager as the back up for a Crisis Call Center I manage, so I can empathise.

And to get back on topic, you, ghporter are:

I'm a Pantheistic Multiperson Solopsist.

That sounds like a very complicated thing to be. Especially the solipsistic part! You mean you create your own Gods as you go?

All the best to you all, Athens too, hope you find your way to funnier things!

Rolling Bones · Dec 26, 2005, 06:17 PM

I am GOD, really!

Thou shall have no other Gods before me. Especially Thor he's really a pain in the Almighty Butt.

Shaddim · Dec 26, 2005, 06:24 PM

I'm Jack's complete lack of caring.

jebjeb · Dec 26, 2005, 07:04 PM

I am a meat popsicle.

Jawbone54 · Dec 26, 2005, 09:55 PM

I am not a secular humanist.
I am not an agnostic.
I am not a moral relativist.
I am not perfect.
I am not always right.
I am not a liberal.
I am not satisfied.
I am not more concerned with the rights of the spotted owl than I am with those of unborn babies.

Ratm · Dec 26, 2005, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Yeah, well I'm an Architect.

Art Vandelay?