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Preacher blooper - pinching tits
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"Barwaraaawww"
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Originally Posted by I Bent My Wookiee
How 2005
I haven't seen it before.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
I haven't seen it before.
Me neither. I searched the Lounge, wasn't there so... 
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The leason here is if it wasn't posted on MacNN that it isn't truly on the internet
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Originally Posted by I Bent My Wookiee
The leason here is if it wasn't posted on MacNN that it isn't truly on the internet
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I'm pretty sure I saw this on that 'Web Junk' show on VH1 a month or two ago. I could be wrong, though.
Not that I watch VH1...
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Good lord is that guy stoned or what?
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Good lord is that guy stoned or what?
He's just high on life.
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Oy! He needs to get laid or go rub one out. Real bad. At least go to the mall and pinch some mannequin tits or something...
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Originally Posted by TomR
Oy! He needs to get laid or go rub one out. Real bad. At least go to the mall and pinch some mannequin tits or something...
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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Kids just say no to crack....... funny post anyway...
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nice, that said, didn't he sound like he was still saying tits when he was saying tents? Anyway, that said I would have run with it it I made that mistake... I say things all the time to my YG kids that I'm like... woops probably shouldn't have said that, but seriously you could kind of say that works.
One of our grade 9 girls thought it was kinda strange that I said my PowerBook was sexy... I was like... you know when I get a ministry job I'm going to have to not say that... even when I was interning though I called my apple product sexy... the kids just laughed.
Then again though we are the church that does Jello wrestling...
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Originally Posted by Salty
Then again though we are the church that does Jello wrestling...
The result of having the Twister mat destroyed one day during sermon.
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When he gets his ministry job we seriously all need to go to his Church one Sunday. Then have an after-Church party, MacNN style.
Then we can out him to his congregation.
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Hot tit pinching action going on at the Church!
Now I understand why Zimphire and Railroader go to church.
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Originally Posted by Super Mario
That is SO wrong on SO many levels. I love it. 
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
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Originally Posted by Super Mario
Meh, that's rather cheap.
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Originally Posted by Josh Reid
Meh, I don't think that's real.
See, what made the tit-pincher funny is that it truly was unintentional and not faked or "fixed".
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those are fake farts
just to show how some preachers are so desperate for new adepts. 
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Of course they are fake....but they illustrate how zany he truly is, because of the pauses he makes, the grand hand gestures, the affected "divine intervention" moments, his catch-phrases that make no sense, etc...I admit that it seems like a cheap premise for a joke at first, but when you actually watch it, it's done SO perfectly and is side-splitting.
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The funniest video I've ever seen was of "Bro. Barry" in the 1980's. With a mullet, tight suit, and thin moustache, he preached his first sermon at a country non-denominational church. The link was broken, but it's the funniest church-related video I've ever seen. 100% real video of a really simple man trying to make less-than-simple points. I can't describe it...so I'm not going to try...
If anyone ever comes across Bro. Barry's video...puuuuleeeease let me know.
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I think that he just got overly excited.
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Originally Posted by wdlove
I think that he just got overly excited.
Yeah, indeed.
He had Sodom & Gomorrah in his mind. ALL of it. We should be glad he only talked about pinched tits.
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I loved how he was like... STOP LAUGHING!
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Originally Posted by Salty
I loved how he was like... STOP LAUGHING!
"AM I RED ?" 
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he missed the obvious save...that he was talkin about lot's (was it lot?) tent being too close to sodom and gomorra and it's evil vibes,
"see how it corrupts even my speech?"
btw he crosses his eyes once he noticed the freudiam slip
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Again though, I can't believe he didn't just go with it. Those sorts of slips are what make a sermon memorable, you could have so much fun with em!
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Originally Posted by Salty
you could have so much fun with em!
No doubt. Everyone had, expect the preacher
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Originally Posted by nredman
is that guy stoned?
No, just drunk. In the Spirit or something... 
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