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yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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yo momma's so stupid that she sold her car for gas money
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Here's my personal favorite:
Yo mamma's so fat, even Jesus can't lift her spirits.
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Last edited by olePigeon; Sep 25, 2006 at 02:13 PM.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
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you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Here's my personal favorite:
Yo mamma's so fat, even Jesus can't life her spirits.
Lift?
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yo mammas so fat, small objects orbit her.
^^^
kind of like that children one.
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yo mamma is so stupid she bought a PC.
I know that wasn't funny, I just had too. 
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Sort of like this one:
Yo mama so fat, her Apple has bite marks on it.
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yo momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house - she sits around the house.
teeheehee
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Originally Posted by brassplayersrock
That's convenient... for yo momma. 
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Yo mama so fat, when she haul ass she gotta make TWO trips!
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Originally Posted by cwosigns
Yo mama so fat, when she haul ass she gotta make TWO trips!
Hee hee. That's funny.
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Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .."
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Yo mama so ugly, when she was leavin the zoo, they thought she was escapin.
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Yo mama's so easy, even Stephen Hawking found her black hole.
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Originally Posted by bewebste
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .."
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