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analogika · Jul 19, 2007, 06:26 AM

Even a Brit should be able to tell a NON-photoshopped LETTUCE from a photoshopped cabbage...

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 07:44 AM

I thought they looked a bit big for sprouts.

besson3c · Jul 19, 2007, 11:37 AM

All I know is that Rob guy, whatever happened to him, was/is a complete brainless moron.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

BTW guys, this cabbage thing isn't funny. Not in the slightest. Even Family Guy is funnier than this cabbage thing.

I'll let analog off on account of nationality and all that. The rest of you should know better.

Let's see if that makes the thread more interesting. lolz

Your white text was clevar, but the rugged good looks series is funnier than anything you have ever, or will ever, do.

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by sek929

Your white text was clevar, but the rugged good looks series is funnier than anything you have ever, or will ever, do.

Oooooo. Someone's got their panties in a bunch.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I think this thread accurately reflects everything that is wrong with the Lounge.
The irony.

It's been to long since you made another gaudy computer straight from the plumbers supply warehouse .

I blame you sir.

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:05 PM

Seriously. The only thing funny about that rugged good looks thing is that it can only be found amusing by nerds who're actually way less cool than Bill Gates.

The irony is astonishing.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Oooooo. Someone's got their panties in a bunch.

Yes, who can forget the immense humour (I spelled it just for you) of Doofy's cropped breasts sig.

Just ribbin' ya, no need to get your tighty whities in a bunch

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Seriously. The only thing funny about that rugged good looks thing is that it can only be found amusing by nerds who're actually way less cool than Bill Gates.

The irony is astonishing.

I figure anyone with less than 60 bil isn't as cool as Bill Gates, and yes, this means you.

The lounge was great when everyone was just nerds, and everyone PSed silly images.

It's the alpha-males such as yourself that have taken a vow to suck every ounce of fun out of this site and replace it with raging heterosexual chest thumping.

I like ya Doof, your a cool dude....but being the coolest guy in a group of silly Mac nerds isn't anything to be proud of.

KisforKennedy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:17 PM

Maybe not everybody here is a nerd.

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

The lounge was great when everyone was just nerds, and everyone PSed silly images.

Ahhh. Nerds not wanting jocks anywhere near their nice safe little chess club, eh?

Originally Posted by sek929

It's the alpha-males such as yourself that have taken a vow to suck every ounce of fun out of this site and replace it with raging heterosexual chest thumping.

I don't suck the fun out. I am the fun.

I can't help it if you geekies can't keep up.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 12:20 PM

No, but you're an asshole, so you fit in with the alternate sub-set of forum persona.

Edit: jacked again!

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:21 PM

Maybe not in the true sense, but you replaced parts in an iMac....that makes you a Mac nerd whether you like it or not

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Yes, who can forget the immense humour (I spelled it just for you) of Doofy's cropped breasts sig.

Dude, you must have a really weird sense of humour if you think a pic of some boobies is an attempt at humour.

It's there 'coz I like looking at tits. Period.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Ahhh. Nerds not wanting jocks anywhere near their nice safe little chess club, eh?

I don't suck the fun out. I am the fun.

I can't help it if you geekies can't keep up.

You are fun Doof, a barrel of monkeys

I find the jock comment funny because the football players of my H.S. now work at Dick's sporting goods and Hollister.

Being a soccer player I was considered a pussy, but now I build houses, heh.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Dude, you must have a really weird sense of humour if you think a pic of some boobies is an attempt at humour.

It's there 'coz I like looking at tits. Period.

Who doesn't?

I was just saying that you make fun of others silly PSed images, but your only contribution (and it's a nice one) is the crop tool on some hot babe.

Plus, boobies can be funny, I know they always bring a smile to my face.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

I don't suck the fun out. I am the fun.

Nothing brightens my day like you reminding everyone of how awesome you are in as many threads as possible.

Of course, just like everything else at MacNN, somehow humor is divided upon political lines usually found in the PL. Its depressing.

Jawbone54 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:29 PM

I take exception to that comment.
Mainly because you're a lib. If I could white text a big smiley right here, I would.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Of course, just like everything else at MacNN, somehow humor is divided upon political lines usually found in the PL. Its depressing.

So that would make you what? A member of the Jerk Party?

I crack myself up.

Rumor · Jul 19, 2007, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by KisforKennedy

Maybe not everybody here is a nerd.

True, some are dorks.

besson3c · Jul 19, 2007, 12:32 PM

All I know is that Republicans and Democrats and all other parties alike take delight in my humor. You guys are lucky to have me around. I would suggest that you start a besson3c tribute thread in my honor, but I think that's against a forum rule.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

I take exception to that comment.

You're a closet atheist. You don't count.

But I'm sure you realize you're one of the more atypical people, such as myself.

Jawbone54 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:33 PM

What if they trash LINUX?

Jawbone54 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

You're a closet atheist. You don't count.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16....

My mom always told me I was special.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:35 PM

He certainly showed you, Dakar.

besson3c · Jul 19, 2007, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

What if they trash LINUX?

It wouldn't bother me, if that would be their intention... My only grievance would be with the all caps thing.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 12:35 PM

That's awful.

Edit: Double-jacked. I seem to have lost my touch today.

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:37 PM

Even I posted before you, and I'm on a 300mhz B&W G3, for shame.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 12:39 PM

Well, lunch time at work probably isn't helping my edge.

KisforKennedy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:40 PM

Wow. Really?

sek929 · Jul 19, 2007, 12:41 PM

Who are you replying to?

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Nothing brightens my day like you reminding everyone of how awesome you are in as many threads as possible.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME and kiss my ring YOU FILTHY LITTLE INSECT!

KisforKennedy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:46 PM

You, Sek. 300mhz? Damn dude. Time to upgrade. You can get a used 600mhz iMac for like $40.

Doofy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

I was just saying that you make fun of others silly PSed images, but your only contribution (and it's a nice one) is the crop tool on some hot babe.

I wasn't making fun. I was just saying it wasn't funny.

Actually, it was quite amusing *at the time* (shhh, don't tell anyone). Just not for a revisit. And the comment got this thread another half page, no? :-) So stop your whining, hippie!

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by KisforKennedy

You, Sek. 300mhz? Damn dude. Time to upgrade. You can get a used 600mhz iMac for like $40.

Where do you shop?

KisforKennedy · Jul 19, 2007, 12:56 PM

Craigslist?

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME and kiss my ring YOU FILTHY LITTLE INSECT!

Laughing at you doesn't count, either.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

cleverness

That's just cruel.

and therefore, awesome

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:10 PM

This has been a great bonding thread.
I really feel we're making progress guys.

Spliffdaddy · Jul 19, 2007, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

All I know is that Republicans and Democrats and all other parties alike take delight in my humor. You guys are lucky to have me around. I would suggest that you start a besson3c tribute thread in my honor, but I think that's against a forum rule.

Oh please.

I *LIVE* to break rules in here.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

This has been a great bonding thread.
I really feel we're making progress guys.

Does this mean i don't have to sleep on the couch tonight?

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I *LIVE* to break rules in here.

Then you've done a crummy job, because I don't think you've ever been banned.

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:15 PM

He hasn't for a good reason..

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Does this mean i don't have to sleep on the couch tonight?

dunno, you'd have to ask besson3c first

Damn your fast replying and my lack of quotations.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:15 PM

cue statement that he hasn't been banned either because he is either too awesome or because the mods secretly admire him.

Dakarʒ · Jul 19, 2007, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by Peter

dunno, you'd have to ask besson3c first.

Why must you attack me?

Well done. That one will leave a mark.

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:18 PM

those two go hand in hand.

MUTLI-QUOTE DOESN'T WORK!

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Dakarʒ

Why must you attack me?

Well done. That one will leave a mark.

That wasn't an attack, it was me coming out

Peter · Jul 19, 2007, 01:19 PM

andddd I just noticed the white text

Lost.

Spliffdaddy · Jul 19, 2007, 01:20 PM

dammit, Peter. I poked at that bug on my screen 3 times before I realized it wasn't real. wtf, man. I almost broke my bigass flatpanel.