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13 yo steals fathers credit card and....
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Okay, that is too perfect. 
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"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician." He's on the right track for that, I guess.
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Chuck
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx 
Okay, that is too perfect.
Perfect? How so?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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GTA4 fuel to ban it.
Would have liked to see the wife's reaction to the credit card statement and the Husband trying to explain 
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Last edited by MM-o4; May 13, 2008 at 01:14 AM.
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Everything. The hookers, his dad being a lawyer, the kid's excuse that hookers can't descriminate against him because of his "condition." It sounds like something out of Family Guy
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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For real though, you know my line "Only in A....."
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Join Date: May 2000
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This story is way too funny to be true. Did they lift this article from the Onion?
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Slick shoes?! Are you crazy?!
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2005
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I've just been staring at the screen for 10 minutes...
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician." He's on the right track for that, I guess.
I was about to say the same thing.
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This is a direct result of the those damned heterosexuals...
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"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."
They don't sound like heterosexuals to me.
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Slick shoes?! Are you crazy?!
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I rather play with the escorts' X Box.
Insert Joystick.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Originally Posted by hyteckit
I rather play with the escorts' X Box.
Insert Joystick.
Damn heterosexuals can't even make a funny joke...
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Originally Posted by Salty
Damn heterosexuals can't even make a funny joke...
Cause you would rather play with my Wii-mote.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Would "XXX Box" or "V Box" work better for you Salty? 
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Clinically Insane
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I'm impressed, I wish I'd been that creative when I was 13.
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Serious question...
could the hookers be charged with a crime for this? They accepted money from minors, but only to play XBox games.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by cjrivera
Serious question...
could the hookers be charged with a crime for this? They accepted money from minors, but only to play XBox games.
Only if they charged the same RATES for playing X-Box than they charge for their other services.
THAT would be a serious rip-off 
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Originally Posted by cjrivera
Serious question...
could the hookers be charged with a crime for this? They accepted money from minors, but only to play XBox games.
They are escorts, not hookers.
What's their crime? Accepting money from minors?
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Perfect? How so?
How can you say this isn't perfect?
"Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by Salty
This is a direct result of the those damned heterosexuals...
It's good to see that you've moved past being one-dimensional.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Laminar
It's good to see that you've moved past being one-dimensional.
Yes, he's definitely arrived at 1.15 dimensional
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Yes, he's definitely arrived at 1.15 dimensional
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Is that where he'll include swear words in his sexual orientation-related posts?
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Eriamjh
That's unpossible.
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