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Let me guess - it's from 1981?
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A few months ago and 32 years ago.
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You were a lot cuter back then.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
There's very few pics of Uncle Doof in existence, due to the fact that I'm the most un-photogenic peeps on the planet (I absorb light rather than let it go to waste by bouncing off me) thus hate having my photo taken. But I can confirm, the above photo is Uncle Doof. No trickery.
Alright then...I relent.
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
A few months ago and 32 years ago.
Dude, you looked like all the beach-going kids in Jaws.
Cool shot, BTW.
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Originally Posted by calverson
You were a lot cuter back then.
So you like twelve year old boys? Is that what you're saying?
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Originally Posted by Face Ache
So you like twelve year old boys? Is that what you're saying?
Like a puppy, yes.
From cute - Wiktionary :
Possessing physical features, behaviors, personality traits or other properties that are mainly attributed to infants and small or cuddly animals; e.g. fair, dainty, round, and soft physical features, disproportionately large eyes and head, playfulness, fragility, helplessness, curiosity or shyness, innocence, affectionate behavior.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Like a puppy, yes.
So you like walking twelve year old boys on a leash, is that what you’re saying?! You walked straight into that one
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Originally Posted by OisÃn
So you like walking twelve year old boys on a leash, is that what you’re saying?! You walked straight into that one
To the Batcave!
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The Aristotelian in me rejects your syllogism.
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Last summer, at a chill spot in Mexico called Cuatro Ciénegas.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
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Throwing my hat, er, white coat into the ring:
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
Last summer, at a chill spot in Mexico called Cuatro Ciénegas.
Is that a moustache I spot?
Originally Posted by Person Man
Throwing my hat, er, white coat into the ring:
Mind if I call you Chase?
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hmmm
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This space for Hire! Reasonable rates. Reach an audience of literally dozens!
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Is it just me, or just Laminar look like Michael Cera?
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Is it just me, or just Laminar look like Michael Cera?
*snort*
Sure Lami won't like that
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I took this of myself last october.
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Maybe it's just since I've been re-reading Hitchhikers, but Doofy is Zaphod.
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Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Maybe it's just since I've been re-reading Hitchhikers, but Doofy is Zaphod.
Bizarrely, a local wine bar used to make a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" and I did drink three of them once.
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Is that a moustache I spot?
Eh... Sort of. It's permastacheâ„¢; I have this curse where the facial hair on my chin and upper lip grows in very densely and very quickly, whereas whenever I try to grow a full beard my cheeks look like I glued blotches of relocated body hair to them. You could probably call it Homer Syndrome.
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Originally Posted by Salty
I took this of myself last october.
Nice neckbeard.
Here's another one of me:
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He totally looks like Michael Cera in that pic
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Originally Posted by Laminar
This is exactly how I pictured you all along.
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Wait a minute... the file is called "Prancing Cera". I think he's pulling a gag.
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
Eh... Sort of. It's permastacheâ„¢; I have this curse where the facial hair on my chin and upper lip grows in very densely and very quickly, whereas whenever I try to grow a full beard my cheeks look like I glued blotches of relocated body hair to them. You could probably call it Homer Syndrome.
That already exists.
Homer has an unusual condition — "Homer Simpson Syndrome" — where his brain is cushioned by an especially thick layer of fluid, acting as a helmet of sorts.
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What the bloody hell is a "Michael Cera"?
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Originally Posted by Salty
I took this of myself last october.
You kind of remind me of Peter Griffin for some reason, minus the extra weight.
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Originally Posted by Doofy
What the bloody hell is a "Michael Cera"?
An awkward young Canadian actor ("Arrested Development," "Superbad," "Juno") who specializes in playing himself.
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Oh, he annoys the crap out of me.
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Laminar:
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I think this is more besson (take your pick):
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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That is always how I pictured besson3c – hanging with his b*tches (yes, with the life-sized Beiber cardboard cut-out ominously in the background)
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Here's a fun game for you peeps (well, the guys anyway). It'll work on an iPhoto library full of pics of your friends, or full of pics of politicians, or full of pics of Besson.
1) Take a pic of your own penis. Preferably erect.
2) Load it into iPhoto.
3) Do a "faces" on it.
4) "Confirm Additional Faces..."
5) See which one of your friends is a dick-head!
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It'll also work with pictures of your sphincter with pics of your friends, pics of politicians, or pictures of Doofy.
(Hairy) girls can play too!
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Originally Posted by calverson
It'll also work with pictures of your sphincter with pics of your friends, pics of politicians, or pictures of Doofy.
(Hairy) girls can play too!
Looks like someone's got the hots for Besson!
Does your wife know?
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Personally I prefer sphincters to peni.
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San Fran air getting to you then Calv?
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No I'm in LA.
But your commend reminds me of a joke.
So this skinny white blue-collar worker (let's call him Doofy) goes to prison and he finds himself in a cell with a massive African-American man (let's call him besson).
The first night there, the large African-American looks a the skinny white boy and says "so tonight, you can be top or bottom."
Doofy ponders for a moment, and, thinking tis' better to in control, he says "I'll be on top."
To which replies the large black dude: "Good. I'll take the bottom bunk. I'm scared of heights. Have a good night.".
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Reason: inappropriate joke made even worse)
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I do have a beautiful penis. My Mom used to comment to this effect when I was just a little boy, and it turns out that still after these many years she is still right.
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Originally Posted by calverson
I smell a new thread.
Couldn't you have picked a different phrase?
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