[spb]

how many donuts could mr ballmer - with all due respect - fit up his fat ass ?

must be in the mid teens - about the average mental age of most m$ programmers..

[The Dude]

Nevermind this...what the **** made you think of that?

[spb]

i think i'm in love with him.. he's so hunky.

[The Dude]

Post a mugshot of you. I'll do a Conon O'Brien-esque "If They Mated" with the picts.

That should scare some sense into ya.

[spb]

steve ballmer - the love god with me , but surely , sir , ye jest ?

as if a sexo-hunk god-like athlete's foot of a marsupial like steve would be interested in moi.. i think he's more your type..

after all , that's what i read scribbled on the wall in the gents..