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shmerek · Apr 28, 2002, 09:24 PM

I had my final recital for my B in music the other night and for a graduation present (I guess) my girlfriend bought me a digital camera. It's a canon a40 and I think it is damn spiffy! Best gift ever.

goatnet · Apr 28, 2002, 09:26 PM

All my girlfriend ever gave me was a pair of Doc Martins and a buncha blow jobs. I wish she bought me a digital camera (Hello web pr0n).

juanvaldes · Apr 28, 2002, 09:28 PM

nice man

but mine plays Star Craft, UT, Q3, Tony Hawk and posts on a Computer message board

juanvaldes · Apr 28, 2002, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by goatnet:
All my girlfriend ever gave me was a pair of Doc Martins and a buncha blow jobs. I wish she bought me a digital camera (Hello web pr0n).

and lets not forget the other "benefits"

MikeM32 · Apr 28, 2002, 09:34 PM

juan you have cheerios, one of the sweetest women I've ever known. You better be good to her because she is a sweety.

Yes I'm drunk but so what
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goatnet · Apr 28, 2002, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by juanvaldes:

and lets not forget the other "benefits"

Actually, let me clarify... Ex-girlfriend. It wasn't great. I could've shoved my **** in a cuisinart for the same effect.

urbanmastermind · Apr 28, 2002, 09:41 PM

No, my girlfriend rules.

For Christmas she bought me a Playstation 2. For my 18th Birthday she bought me an iPod... and she's beautiful too....

How do you like 'dem apples?

docbud · Apr 28, 2002, 09:41 PM

I once had an ex-girlfriend who gave me crabs.

goatnet · Apr 28, 2002, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by docbud:
I once had an ex-girlfriend who gave me crabs.

Bro, that ain't a girlfriend, that's a one night stand.

shmerek · Apr 28, 2002, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by urbanmastermind:
No, my girlfriend rules.

For Christmas she bought me a Playstation 2. For my 18th Birthday she bought me an iPod... and she's beautiful too....

How do you like 'dem apples?

Ya well my girlfriend is beautiful and talented she is a bonified kick *** opera singer (recently reviewed in opera international)

G4ME · Apr 28, 2002, 09:53 PM

oh so loney

urbanmastermind · Apr 28, 2002, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by shmerek:


Ya well my girlfriend is beautiful and talented she is a bonified kick *** opera singer (recently reviewed in opera international)

She sounds awesome too... But, mine's talented too... Full ride to Berkeley ain't bad, right?

So, I was wrong...

BOTH our girlfriends rule....

austeros · Apr 28, 2002, 09:54 PM

make sure you tell her this. im sure she will appreciate it

urbanmastermind · Apr 28, 2002, 09:55 PM

Oh, I do...

austeros · Apr 28, 2002, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by G4ME:
oh so loney

brother, i feel your pain

shmerek · Apr 28, 2002, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by urbanmastermind:
Oh, I do...

me too I am one lucky bastard

crazyjohnson · Apr 28, 2002, 09:59 PM

Nice sig man! BILL HICKS ALL THE WAY!

Originally posted by G4ME:
oh so loney

RedStar · Apr 28, 2002, 10:05 PM

But if you count up all the money you've spent on her it probably evens out anyway

....I know with all the movies and dinners my girlfriend gets she would have to buy me a dual gig to catch up

macthelastredman · Apr 28, 2002, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by goatnet:
All my girlfriend ever gave me was a pair of Doc Martins and a buncha blow jobs. I wish she bought me a digital camera (Hello web pr0n).

lol @ a buncha blow jobs

austeros · Apr 28, 2002, 10:12 PM

yeah but red, somehow its all worth it.. even if it doesnt even out. you miss it when its gone

KaptainKaya · Apr 28, 2002, 10:13 PM

my girfriend:

I don't need any presents from her

urbanmastermind · Apr 28, 2002, 10:21 PM

As I've posted before:

And she gives me presents...

The_Equivocator · Apr 28, 2002, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by docbud:
I once had an ex-girlfriend who gave me crabs.

Now that's a quality first post.

Gene Jockey · Apr 28, 2002, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by urbanmastermind:

Oh my lord, Geddy Lee posts here! Oh, wait, that's just you...

I hadn't seen that pic before. You certainly look like a tall, high-pitched Canadian rocker to me

That's a compliment, btw...Rush rules!

My gal is great, because when we're bored and I ask her what she wants to do, she says, "Go to bed."

Women rock...

--J

Justin W. Williams · Apr 29, 2002, 12:38 AM

Soundsticks, Scanner, Apple shirts, laptop bag, dvds, books, etc, and she also promised to do a strip tease to the theme of Mighty Mouse.

wataru · Apr 29, 2002, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by G4ME:
oh so loney

Amen, brother.

Ca$h68 · Apr 29, 2002, 02:46 AM

My gf likes my video camera.

'`'`'`'`'`'`'`

itai195 · Apr 29, 2002, 03:14 AM

My girlfriend bakes me chocolate chip cookies. BEAT THAT!

juanvaldes · Apr 29, 2002, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by Ca$h68:
My gf likes my video camera.

'`'`'`'`'`'`'`

mine likes macs

cheerios · Apr 29, 2002, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by Justin W. Williams:
Soundsticks, Scanner, Apple shirts, laptop bag, dvds, books, etc, and she also promised to do a strip tease to the theme of Mighty Mouse.

kinky

read that as mickey mouse, the first time! mighty mouse theme... "Here he comes to sve the day, mighty mouse is on his way!"? It's been awhile...

Langdon · Apr 29, 2002, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by itai195:
My girlfriend bakes me chocolate chip cookies. BEAT THAT!

MIne was a gymnast...... VERY bendy

KaptainKaya · Apr 29, 2002, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by Langdon:


MIne was a gymnast...... VERY bendy

Same here

Cheerleader for 13 years and all I can say is 'score!'

turtle777 · Apr 29, 2002, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by urbanmastermind:
...

*lol*

Your nick is close to "unmasturbated"

-t

OwlBoy · Apr 29, 2002, 11:20 AM

Mighty Mouse theme [wav 655k]

hehe

-Owl

[Edit: I gues its 655k not 1mb]

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: OwlBoy ]

Justin W. Williams · Apr 29, 2002, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by OwlBoy:
Mighty Mouse theme [wav 655k]

She's gonna be pissed if she ever hears about this

OwlBoy · Apr 29, 2002, 12:54 PM

hehe, wll make shure you save that wav for quick access.

-Owl

gumby5647 · Apr 29, 2002, 12:58 PM

i had a girlfriend once, i think. yes, yes im pretty sure i did....it was a while back.

finboy · Apr 29, 2002, 01:39 PM

My girlfriend gave me her old Playstation for Xmas (she got a PS2), bakes me cookies, organized my house while I was away, did all of my laundry (as a lark), enjoys my telescope and computer obsessions, and is one totally hot babe. Plus, she makes enough to support us both (if the need ever arose). AND she's very very bendy (like Gumby, dammit).

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: finboy ]

cheerios · Apr 29, 2002, 02:37 PM

Crap, you guys sure have rosy glasses... Us gf types aren't all THAT good... I know I like to put my cold hands (and they get VERY cold) on John's warm tummy, simply for the pleasure of seeing the faces he makes, and I KNOW I get PMS'y, and I tickle him sometimes, to the point where one day I came home, and this was taped to my LCD:

So, I'm really not all THAT angelic... I guess I could say my BOYFRIEND rules, for not only putting up with me, but entering me among your angelic... BENDY girlfriends, as a contestant for the coveted "My girfriend RULES!" bragging war!

TonyRado · Apr 29, 2002, 03:22 PM

Gah! I HATE being tickled too. In fact, I hate it so much that I think I hate it more than anyone in the World!

:: back on topic ::

my GF has EVERYONE beat in the "I can pick I fight with you over nothing and never apologize for it" department. :|

P.S. "bendy"

[ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: TonyRado ]

scottiB · Apr 29, 2002, 04:54 PM

An example of my girlfriend's hipness:

Me: "So honey, what do you want for Valentine's Day?"
She: "More RAM for my G4."
Me: Yes, dear.

-------

xi_hyperon · Apr 29, 2002, 04:54 PM

My girlfriend ruled too. Now she's my wife.

Luckily for our 2 year-old daughter she's got my wife's looks. Unlucky for me tho, when she gets old enough to date boys (and unlucky for any boy who gets out of line with her when that time comes

).

Ca$h68 · Apr 29, 2002, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by scottiB:
An example of my girlfriend's hipness:

Me: "So honey, what do you want for Valentine's Day?"
She: "More RAM for my G4."
Me: Yes, dear.

-------

You mean DORKness. I wouldnt ask for ram from my gf. Thats just weird.

- Ca$h

OwlBoy · Apr 29, 2002, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by scottiB:
An example of my girlfriend's hipness:

Me: "So honey, what do you want for Valentine's Day?"
She: "More RAM for my G4."
Me: Yes, dear.

-------

Whipped!

hehe, I need to find me one of these mythical creatures called "Girlfriends"...

-Owl

cheerios · Apr 29, 2002, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Ca$h68:


You mean DORKness. I wouldnt ask for ram from my gf. Thats just weird.

- Ca$h

juan here, too lazy to log out...

Ca$h look again, he asked her what she wanted and she wanted more RAM for her G4

ism · Apr 29, 2002, 06:04 PM

Hmm, the only way girlfriends ever seem to rule is in the dictatorship kind of way...

I'd like to say they suck...

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vmarks · Apr 29, 2002, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by shmerek:


Ya well my girlfriend is beautiful and talented she is a bonified kick *** opera singer (recently reviewed in opera international)

O del mio amato ben, purdutto in canto

AJ · Apr 29, 2002, 06:19 PM

Well, my girlfriend's is very cute, has a great bum, is funny, and puts up with my mac's.

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Drizzt · Apr 29, 2002, 07:33 PM

My gf rulez too

She now hates Access as much as me, loves my iBook (I'm gonna give it to her when I'll have a job, then money, then a car, then a PowerBook

).. but that's nothing..

Most of all.. she's patient and listens to me when need is, she's a burst of energy.. I call her my personal sun sometimes

She gives me great gifts too... a Logitec mouse (can't live without it!), a great pair of head-phones (just LOVE them)..

She's pretty cute too.. (don't feel like putting a picture.. but if requested.. I'll post) I won't go into details on the bed side.. but I'm happy with that too

Usually, when she starts to tickle me.. it ends up in the bed.. so I'm NEVER complaining!

She's also the type : "Hey.. let's go in my bedroom!"

Anyways.. long story short.. My gf's the best

cheerios · Apr 29, 2002, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by scottiB:
An example of my girlfriend's hipness:

Me: "So honey, what do you want for Valentine's Day?"
She: "More RAM for my G4."
Me: Yes, dear.

-------

John's got a 512 DIMM from me in Bob... it's evidently worthless,though, 'cuz i bought it when it was cheap, and it "depreciated" in the fire.

stupid insurance! but, the point is... ... I dunno, there WAS a point... :shrug