[Doofy]

Note also that the ads are zoomed in to the drivers because that way they don't have to show you how fugly the front ends on their cars are.

[ghporter]

ZING! Doofy 1, GM 0!

[IceEnclosure]

You only need to appreciate the tail lights on any of the V-Series Caddys. Cause that's all you'll see!

[Cipher13]

That's one of the best pieces of advertising I've ever seen.

Never have I given more thought to Cadillac in my life.

The lens flare is beyond comprehension, and the cropping of the photos leave me staring at random people I don't find even remotely attractive or relevant. After I recover from the horror of seeing that lens flare, all I'm left with is a poorly contrasted "Cadillac" emblem that looks like it was unpinned from a car and glued onto the picture.

Awful.

EDIT: Oh, and not once before posting this did I give any thought to the car itself. What on earth is it? All I've been shown so far is that it comes in black and red.

[zro]

Hey, yo, I'm Tony Malone, owner of Lasting Impressions. Through the wizardry of computer technology, I can take any picture you got and stuff it into a brandy snifter. Why not take that extra step to make your favorite pictures pop with class and have top-of-the-line no-joke excellence. Take a look at this:

[Dakar²]

What.

The.

****.

[Rumor]