Damn, nearly forgot. Was at a local British pub (yeah, I live in Florida) out on the back patio. One of the drunks heads to the back fence and proceeds to pee on it. We're all laughing at him when we realize his pissing is being interrupted by his puking and vice-versa. He's peeing off and on with puking. It looked somewhat challenging. Without saying much of anything, another drunk at the bar walks over, turns on a hose and sprays the puke off of the guy. He heads back over to the bar and orders another pint, which the bartender happily serves up.