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jamil5454 · Jun 11, 2005, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

your face says your traveling really fast but the non blurry car and background say otherwise

Plus your don't seem to be traveling down the road but across it.

Yeah they took my picture with a green backdrop behind me. They said to make it look fast so I just shook my head as fast as I could. Unfortunately their camera was better than I expected and it didn't blur very much. The car and road were added in at the end.

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Oisín · Jun 11, 2005, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by jamil5454

Yeah they took my picture with a green backdrop behind me. They said to make it look fast so I just shook my head as fast as I could. Unfortunately their camera was better than I expected and it didn't blur very much. The car and road were added in at the end.

And it shows. Way too plainly. A company the size of Mazda should be able to do better than that.

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What the hell is that? A person with very big eyes, an unbelievably long nose, open mouth, extremely long tongue hanging out, and two vertical breasts with the nipples on the left side underneath?

qnxde · Jun 11, 2005, 08:19 AM

Zimphire · Jun 11, 2005, 09:30 AM

That was smooth qn

jamil5454 · Jun 11, 2005, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

And it shows. Way too plainly. A company the size of Mazda should be able to do better than that.

What the hell is that? A person with very big eyes, an unbelievably long nose, open mouth, extremely long tongue hanging out, and two vertical breasts with the nipples on the left side underneath?

Think deeper. I would explain, but I'd like to keep my membership. Anyone else care to do the job for me?

Oisín · Jun 11, 2005, 02:13 PM

Oh, I see. Spanish.

So my next question: Why?

Zimphire · Jun 11, 2005, 03:41 PM

Spanish?

Oisín · Jun 11, 2005, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Spanish?

Yeah, Spanish. Y'know... you've got French, Spanish, Russian, British, etc. I can't remember what all of them are, though...

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 11, 2005, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

What the hell is that? A person with very big eyes, an unbelievably long nose, open mouth, extremely long tongue hanging out, and two vertical breasts with the nipples on the left side underneath?

If you really don't know I think it is supposed to be a wiener shooting you know what on a pair of boobs.

KeriVit · Jun 11, 2005, 10:12 PM

more pics, less talk people!!!

Zimphire · Jun 11, 2005, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

If you really don't know I think it is supposed to be a wiener shooting you know what on a pair of boobs.

"you know what" ?

You sound like my 64 year old mother.

Oisín · Jun 11, 2005, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

If you really don't know I think it is supposed to be a wiener shooting you know what on a pair of boobs.

If you'd read a little further, you'd see I'd seen that on second looks; like I said, Spanish.

MindFad · Jun 12, 2005, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by qnxde

I lawled.

Krypton · Jun 14, 2005, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

you know what

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 17, 2005, 12:33 AM

I should probably take one of me and my sister together so nobody thinks I in drag and pretending to be her.

The usual sources may now make the usual comments....

E's Lil Theorem · 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

...
The usual sources may now make the usual comments....

...

I guess I'm one of those, so, umm, cue me in: Post a pic of your sis (with you in it or not) already!

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 17, 2005, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

I guess I'm one of those, so, umm, cue me in: Post your a pic of your sis (with you in it or not) already!

If she knew why I was taking it she prob wouldn't be too thrilled

Zimphire · Jun 17, 2005, 06:38 AM

historylme · Jun 17, 2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by E's Lil Theorem

I guess I'm one of those, so, umm, cue me in: Post a pic of your sis (with you in it or not) already!

Yeah... and uhm, so that my cookie theory of you and her being the same can be disproven.

nredman · Jun 18, 2005, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

I should probably take one of me and my sister together so nobody thinks I in drag and pretending to be her.

The usual sources may now make the usual comments....

*clipped image*

reminds me of brian bosworth

Zimphire · Jun 22, 2005, 02:28 PM

YO YO YO

Sorry I just had to one up SWF on the goofy scale.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 22, 2005, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

YO YO YO

Sorry I just had to one up SWF on the goofy scale.

Photoshop's stamp tool would really make that more bearable.

And please don't try to look cool for me, I don't find you attractive thanks.

Zimphire · Jun 22, 2005, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Photoshop's stamp tool would really make that more bearable.

Sorry, I am not as superficial as you.

And please don't try to look cool for me, I don't find you attractive thanks.

Someone is deluded.

I was trying to make a goofier one than the one you posted above.

You weren't really meaning that pic to be a serious one was you?

stevesnj · Jun 22, 2005, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by nredman

reminds me of brian bosworth

He reminds me of Stephen Baldwin

jamil5454 · Jun 22, 2005, 11:00 PM

That haircut rivals Mr. T's:

Except Mr. T's looks Tougher.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 22, 2005, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by jamil5454

That haircut rivals Mr. T's:

Except Mr. T's looks Tougher.

Slightly blacker also.

jamil5454 · Jun 23, 2005, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Slightly blacker also.

Don't be jealous.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 23, 2005, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by jamil5454

Don't be jealous.

With I had some more gold also.

MindFad · Jun 23, 2005, 01:00 AM

Now that's just gay.

demograph68 · Jun 23, 2005, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

YO YO YO

http://webpages.charter.net/zimphire...kevhomeboy.jpg

Sorry I just had to one up SWF on the goofy scale.

You work out?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 23, 2005, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by MindFad

Now that's just gay.

You're usually a bit more creative than that. Give it another try

Kevin · 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by demograph68

You work out?

Not really.

I get exercise. But I don't go to the gym.

turtle777 · Jun 23, 2005, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Sorry I just had to one up SWF on the goofy scale.

Success !

-t

sek929 · Jun 23, 2005, 12:31 PM

Tune in at six for more of your favorite banter from the Canadian gay and Christ lover!

turtle777 · Jun 23, 2005, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Tune in at six for more of your favorite banter from the Canadian gay and Christ lover!

Sure it's not gay christian and Canadian lover ?

-t

sek929 · Jun 23, 2005, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Sure it's not gay christian and Canadian lover ?

-t

In two posts we just came up with a TV show idea better than anything I've seen on TV in a year.

Kevin · Jun 23, 2005, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Sure it's not gay christian and Canadian lover ?

-t

MindFad · Jun 23, 2005, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

You're usually a bit more creative than that. Give it another try

I'd say about on par with the creativity of shaving two lines into my head.

I'm just messin'.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 23, 2005, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Tune in at six for more of your favorite banter from the Canadian gay and Christ lover!

What time zone?

sek929 · Jun 23, 2005, 04:30 PM

Eastern, of course.

turtle777 · Jun 23, 2005, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Eastern, of course.

Didn't they give gay people their own time zone ?

-t

turtle777 · Jun 23, 2005, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by sek929

Tune in at six for more of your favorite banter from the Canadian gay and Christ lover!

Oh, I totally forgot to post this

-t

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Jun 23, 2005, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Didn't they give gay people their own time zone ?

-t

i hope english is your second language as that doesn't make much sense nor is it funny.

turtle777 · Jun 23, 2005, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

i hope english is your second language

Yeah, sometimes, I hope so, too...

-t

Kevin · Jun 23, 2005, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Yeah, sometimes, I hope so, too...

-t

mr. burns · Jun 25, 2005, 08:25 PM

me

jamil5454 · Jun 25, 2005, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by mr. burns

me
http://rexthewonderhorse.com/rob/portrait.jpg

The homeless have very little as it is; you don't need to go around stealing their couches.

Apparently, my funny factory isn't calibrated tonight.

...Or is it?

mr. burns · Jun 25, 2005, 11:01 PM

what makes you think i'm not homeless and that isn't my couch/bed/dinner table/toilet?

Krusty · Jun 25, 2005, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by mr. burns

what makes you think i'm not homeless and that isn't my couch/bed/dinner table/toilet?

Because homeless guys rarely wear flip-flops ??

mr. burns · Jun 25, 2005, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Krusty

Because homeless guys rarely wear flip-flops ??

i must be one of those rare cases then. since when was there a designated shoe for homeless people? i'll bet a lot of homeless people in the middle east and africa wear something quite similar to my sandals.

ps - get yourself a sense of humour