[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by brapper

So to sum up all the arguments thus far, Anna's hot.




Did I miss anything else?

Check out her website!

She plays poker. Loves guns. Hates PITA.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by wolfen

The thread was simply benign without the PM's. The PM's are what put you over the top Aberdeen.

I don't think it's terribly clever to act crazy and then laugh at everyone for pointing it out.

What PM's?

[wolfen]

As Kramer said in The Contest...

"I'm out!"

[boots]

It's threads like this that give me some insight into what my dog is thinking when she sees a squirrel sitting on the deck.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

my point being, that you could say ANYTHING after the thread has carried on for a while... "oh, I was just waiting to see what people would say" is lame. Who knows what your original intent was? Can we really take your word for it? you've flipflopped before.

I thought I was being somewhat diplomatic here.

I'm here for the entertainment--why is anyone else? If we truly want to build a better netciety, are false tricks a way to start?

Ode to the babe thread that was not to be:

incendiary
title misled some, thought he'd
flipped his lid again

there laugh at my poetry.

I alerted another member of MacNN yesterday by PM that I was going to do this. Didn't give him specifics, though. And I told another member not to fall for the bait after the thread had already started.

But when and where and how it came together is only important if you are trying to gauge whether I'm really a genius or something. I'm not a genius. Believe me. But I have my moments.

Once again, if you didn't come here with the intent of dumping on me, or should I say CONTINUING the wholesale dumping on me from yesterday, none of this would have been necessary, would it?

You would have been oblivious to any traps and they wouldn't have affected you a bit.

Nice poetry.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by wolfen

As Kramer said in The Contest...

"I'm out!"

You're the better man because of it. If I may ever be of assistance, let me know and I shall do what I can to watch your back.

EDIT: Mind you I said WATCH...not wash.

[badidea]

Originally Posted by theolein

Aberdeen, you wonder why half the board jumps on you when you start one of your threads? Look at what you post: The first thread you post some insane crap about a TV ad with david Bowie in it. In that thread there is the sheer utter disbelief that anyone (well, anyone apart from you or some of the other "benighted" MacNN members, I suppose) could come to such a conclusion about a TV ad.

Later on in that thread you pat yourself on the back because you "fooled everyone". My what a clever little dicky bird you are (and no, fuçkhead, dicky bird isn't an insult, but fuçkhead is).

Then, oh grand dragon, you start another thread with the same general insane premise: Taking some fairly ordinary news items or whatever and posting it and then trying to draw out other board members into attacking you for that, and then getting totally batsh¡t unhappy when they do.

In short you admitted to what Dan said you admitted to: flamebaiting.

You never actually informed us as to why you were flamebaiting. You wanted us "to be clever" and try and sort out the twists in your mind for you and let you know what they were.

fuçk you. Sort them out yourself, analprobe.

Look at your posts. I mean, really, just look at them. Do to them what you keep on telling us to do with them: READ them.

Your sentences are short one liners that are disjointed in their logic. You want everyone else to find some sort of logic in your lunacy. Tell me, sunshine: Why the fuçk should we even care? Do we know you? No. Do we want to know you? No. Do we care whether you make some wildly insightful post about "your position" on whatever? Fuçk no.

In other words, no one really gives a sh¡t what you say. They, and I, are just fuçking with you (as opposed to fuçking you which is something I really don't want to think about).

Chris was kind enough to take you seriously and advise you to seek professional help, which only served to make more spittle form at the corners of your mouth and raise your paranoia up a notch or two (just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we're not all out to fuçk with you).

The vast majority simply think you're one truly insane idiot trying to do what all paranoid schizoids with delusions of grandeur do: prove that they have some wonderous insight into the inner workings of "things" which only they can see. They do this in order to compensate their immense feelings of inferiority.

It's kind of sad I suppose, except that I really and truly don't care.

Post of the decade in the thread of the year!!

[Cody Dawg]

andi*pandi:

GREAT Haiku!





andi*pandi is the real genius here.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by TurboMac

Who cares if he is INSECURE? Honestly. I know a lot of insecure people, but I don't go around poking them with a stick. Do you? We are a community, please be respectful to others. Next thing you know Aberdeenwriter will buy a Dell or something, then where are we?

Thanks, TurboMac. (I think. )
Hey! Maybe someone should start a forum for Dell users called DellNN. Parallel universes!

I feel like a 7-Toed Orangutan in a small mid-west town. And even though I may be hairy and scary and smelly and rude I'm the most excitement the town has seen in weeks!

But seriously, no offense taken, TurboMac! Thanks. I feel I'm probably responsible for contributing to this alarming level of aggression around here. That doesn't excuse it but as you can see I'm here to answer questions and suffer the slings and dings.

[Cody Dawg]

Oh, and IBD™

(That's In Before Demonhood.)

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Dakar

Yes, alot of people jumped to conclusions on what you meant.

And, yeah, you were trolling.

BTW, creepy PMs.

Please fwd a copy of the PM's you are talking about. Thanks.

[Cody Dawg]

Uh, I wouldn't go THERE, AW. You're the one who said not to let personal issues spill over into MacNN remember?





Like I said to you PRIVATELY you should be nice to people FIRST. Then everyone would be nice back - well, most of 'em.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by badidea

Post of the decade in the thread of the year!!

In the Lounge of the Century! And the forum of the MILLENNIUM!


Boy, you sure chose your nic well, didn't you?

Although you neglected to make it plural as it should be.

[Cody Dawg]

Where IS Millenium when we need him, anyway?

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Where IS Millenium when we need him, anyway?

You have nothing to do with my thread Cody. Are you trying to control people here? Please stop.

[Cody Dawg]

You have nothing to do with my thread Cody. Are you trying to control people here? Please stop.

"ANNOUNCEMENT, FOLKS! I am NOT trying to 'control' any of you here, okay? Just go about your daily business. Ignore me. That includes the mods."







Actually, I was staying out of it, Aberdeenwriter. I was just enjoying the SHOW that's all.

And eating apples.

WITH CHEESE.

+1.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by analogika

I psoted in this here legendary thread.

Seconded.



-t

[badidea]

Hey Mr. Writer - get some of these, they might help!

[turtle777]

Oh, and IBCR.

-t

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by badidea

Hey Mr. Writer - get some of these, they might help!

I'll thank you to know I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.

[Cody Dawg]

I'll thank you to know I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.

That was actually hilarious, AW.

[Cody Dawg]

In fact, I don't know if I'm laughing at your comment, at you, at the entire thread, or...

???

I'm just having a great time laughing! I really am! I never know what you're going to say next!

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

I'll thank you to know I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction.

-t

[boots]

I think we need to fortify the water supply with lithium as well as fluoride.

[Agasthya]

This is actually my second favorite aberdeenwriter thread. Next to this one of course: http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=232003

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by turtle777

-t

Ooops. Sorry, turtle I didn't know that was a sore point for you. No offense intended.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Agasthya

This is actually my second favorite aberdeenwriter thread. Next to this one of course: http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=232003

Muahahahaha

-t

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Ooops. Sorry, turtle I didn't know that was a sore point for you. No offense intended.

-t

[Cody Dawg]

Okay, for the record I want to say that I think Aberdeenwriter truly IS a Mac fan and belongs here.

Why?

Because he Thinks Different.



Now, all of that aside, I personally think he's okay. Not a bad guy. Means well. All of that kind of malarkey. I have disagreed with him in the past (and present) over some issues, but he's not a bad person. In fact, he can be downright amusing at times and he's intelligent.

So, maybe we should all cut him some slack and move on.

[aberdeenwriter]

Here's a clip of an interview with Anna Benson. (Scroll down halfway and it's on the right hand side.)

'Nothing To Do With It'
SportsBash: Anna Benson says she wasn't to blame for Kris being traded away from New York, and she says the Mets agree.[+]

http://espnradio.espn.go.com/espnradio/index#

[ReggieX]

Originally Posted by Chuckit

I imagine we'll see more of her too.

Why, is she gaining weight?

[Mastrap]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

And eating apples.

WITH CHEESE.

Best way to eat apples.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Okay, for the record I want to say that I think Aberdeenwriter truly IS a Mac fan and belongs here. Why?

Because he Thinks Different.

Ok, so for the record:

Weird != Different !

-t

[Dakar]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

I alerted another member of MacNN yesterday by PM that I was going to do this. Didn't give him specifics, though. And I told another member not to fall for the bait after the thread had already started.

Now why would you have to do that unless you were worried they might act like everyone else?

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Please fwd a copy of the PM's you are talking about. Thanks.

They were posted on the previous page. Or maybe it was page 1. Whatever.

[andi*pandi]

Originally Posted by Mastrap

Best way to eat apples.

I want an apple with cheese.

::rummages in bag:: nope, just an apple. Dammit!

[Cody Dawg]

I'm eating organic apples, too. Pre-sliced in a little nifty portion-controlled bag from Costco.

for Costco. Love that place.

Now I'm eating Starkist tuna. With crackers. In a little nifty portion-controlled bad from Costco.

for Costco. Love that place.

[paul w]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I'm eating organic apples, too. Pre-sliced

That is offensive to me. You have crossed the line. Slicing the apple is half the pleasure.

Oh and make mine a granny smith, and the cheese...hmmmm...I'm gonna with a nice manchego.

consider this post a break from the insanity.

[xi_hyperon]

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Okay, for the record I want to say that I think Aberdeenwriter truly IS a Mac fan and belongs here.

Why?

Because he Thinks Different.



Now, all of that aside, I personally think he's okay. Not a bad guy. Means well. All of that kind of malarkey. I have disagreed with him in the past (and present) over some issues, but he's not a bad person. In fact, he can be downright amusing at times and he's intelligent.

So, maybe we should all cut him some slack and move on.

After starting a stupid thread to see what reaction he'll get, and then playing the victim, well, he got what he deserved: ridicule, and no small measure of pity. Especially after the PMs he sent.

Funny how delusional people always mistake others' fascination as affirmation of their own importance, *especially* on an internet board. A sign they take said board, and themselves, way, way too seriously.

HEY GUYS, YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF MEAN POOPY HEADS, AND I PROVED IT. HA HA OWNED!!11 NOW THAT I SHOWED YOU, START BEING NICE TO ME AND SHOW ME SOME RESPECT!

If one can't handle the reaction one garners, it's time to go outside for awhile and stop posting rants 24 hours a day.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Agasthya

This is actually my second favorite aberdeenwriter thread. Next to this one of course: http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=232003

Oh, that reminds me when I was listening to ESPN yesterday I heard this mention of Phil. And I'm really not posting it to be petty. Just a bit snarky!

Dubious honor: Phil Mickelson has made a top 10 list that he's hardly going to love. Lefty is named among the "Ten Most Hated Athletes'' in the February issue of GQ magazine and cited for his "phoniness and greed.''

While popular with the public, the PGA champion is a long way from being that with his fellow tour pros, the article states. An unnamed golf reporter is quoted: "Phil Mickelson has no friends out there (on tour). He annoys everybody.''

Mickelson is not in good company with others on the list, which includes Aussie tennis star Lleyton Hewitt, Chicago White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski, Sacramento Kings guard Bonzi Wells, bass fisherman Michael Iaconelli, Lakers star Kobe Bryant, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch, Giants slugger Barry Bonds, and, in the No. 1 spot, NFL receiver Terrell Owens.

http://www.al.com/sports/huntsvillet...710.xml&coll=1

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by xi_hyperon

After starting a stupid thread to see what reaction he'll get, and then playing the victim, well, he got what he deserved: ridicule, and no small measure of pity. Especially after the PMs he sent.

Funny how delusional people always mistake others' fascination as affirmation of their own importance, *especially* on an internet board. A sign they take said board, and themselves, way, way too seriously.

HEY GUYS, YOU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF MEAN POOPY HEADS, AND I PROVED IT. HA HA OWNED!!11 NOW THAT I SHOWED YOU, START BEING NICE TO ME AND SHOW ME SOME RESPECT!

If one can't handle the reaction one garners, it's time to go outside for awhile and stop posting rants 24 hours a day.

WHAT PM'S???

Eleven, you are astonishing! You mis-read EVERYTHING don't you!?!

Does your brain wear glasses?

Do they let you park your brain in the handicapped parking space?

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by paul w

That is offensive to me. You have crossed the line. Slicing the apple is half the pleasure.

Oh and make mine a granny smith, and the cheese...hmmmm...I'm gonna with a nice manchego.

consider this post a break from the insanity.

Au contraire! You just don't realize it yet.

[Cody Dawg]

Now where is that Woody Allen thread again?

[Cody Dawg]

Aren't those pills Valium and not Viagra, anyway? Someone clarify?

[xi_hyperon]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

WHAT PM'S???

Eleven, you are astonishing! You mis-read EVERYTHING don't you!?!

Does your brain wear glasses?

Do they let you park your brain in the handicapped parking space?

Nope, my brain works quite fine, unlike yours apparently. The PMs you sent to Dan, which are (or were) on page one of this thread. You know, the ones threatening to sue him because you had a hissy fit on the internet. The ones you sent to other people here as well.

Sometimes it ok to take drugs. See your doctor.

[boots]

Originally Posted by Agasthya

This is actually my second favorite aberdeenwriter thread. Next to this one of course: http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?t=232003

Heh. I had forgotten that one. I had some fun there.

FUZZY THINKING ALERT!!!

[boots]

Originally Posted by Cody

Aren't those pills Valium and not Viagra, anyway? Someone clarify?

Mother's little helper:

[aberdeenwriter]

Dp.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Dakar

Now why would you have to do that unless you were worried they might act like everyone else?

I sensed that you all had the taste of blood from the Bowie thread and believed you'd continue hounding me unless I took the wind out of some of your sails and gave the rest of you something to think about. And I knew it's always good to have someone to attest to these things.

You guys can be so predictable. I knew you wouldn't believe it.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by xi_hyperon

Nope, my brain works quite fine, unlike yours apparently. The PMs you sent to Dan, which are (or were) on page one of this thread. You know, the ones threatening to sue him because you had a hissy fit on the internet. The ones you sent to other people here as well.

Sometimes it ok to take drugs. See your doctor.

And who is Dan? Dan Quail?

[paul w]

Who is Dan Quail? Does he at least know how to spell potato?