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so yeah,, but Monday/wednesday/friday, I get all the sleep in the world.
Sleeping three days a week? I think you should (A) take more advantage of your girlfriend, or (B) supplement that time by getting a second girlfriend. You might even be able to work a third in there.
This is assuming that your bowel movements are regular enough to handle the extra girlfriends. If not, I'd look into fiber supplements.
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Have you guys ever considered that my not so favorable reputation and background have caused you guys to laugh at whatever I do, no matter how normal?
Think about it. There's nothing to laugh at, or to find weird, in me having a girlfriend. I'm a completely normal person, living a normal life, and you guys just like to laugh at me, for whatever reason. Seriously think about. I'm not a lunatic. I'm just a normal, 16 year old kid, who just happened to get a girlfriend recently. Could that BE any more normal?
You're announcing the fact that you have a girlfriend to a bunch of strangers on an internet forum who for all you know simply don't care.
Do you care that I have a girlfriend? Do you want to hear all about her? See pictures?
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In case you haven't figured it out yet, you aren't going to get solid advice about stuff as complicated as relationships from a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet that don't know you. I'd suggest asking for advice from some of your close (and preferably older) friends.
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Well, my pooping advice was solid actually, but other than that...
MacGeek: I think you should start up a poll so that we can prove to you that pooping in a various places is a very common relationship technique.
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Do you care that I have a girlfriend? Do you want to hear all about her? See pictures?
What kind of pictures do you have?
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
Have you guys ever considered that my not so favorable reputation and background have caused you guys to laugh at whatever I do, no matter how normal?
Think about it. There's nothing to laugh at, or to find weird, in me having a girlfriend. I'm a completely normal person, living a normal life, and you guys just like to laugh at me, for whatever reason. Seriously think about. I'm not a lunatic. I'm just a normal, 16 year old kid, who just happened to get a girlfriend recently. Could that BE any more normal?
Buying a sword against your mom's wishes: weird
Getting a girlfriend: normal
Posting about your sword and then posting about your girlfriend on the Internet: priceless
Originally Posted by besson3c
In case you haven't figured it out yet, you aren't going to get solid advice about stuff as complicated as relationships from a bunch of anonymous dudes on the internet that don't know you. I'd suggest asking for advice from some of your close (and preferably older) friends.
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All I can think is how much worse this thread would have been had he been 18.
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Sorry folks - besson3c - no scat pix.
I guess I'm now not a folk?
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So there.
Yeah, you tell um Macgeek!
So, you broke up yet?
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So, you broke up yet?
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Originally Posted by Dakar²
Translation: Is she available yet?
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Yeah, your right.
you're = you are
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Yeah, your right.
You know what's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
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There's twenty of them.
That's awful. But I'm still laughing.
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Macgeek:
In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.
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In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.
Noooooo, don't ruin our fun!
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soul mate at 12-check
broken up a month later - check
NEW soul mate at 15- check
broken up after 2 years of dating - check
ANOTHER new soul mate at 20 - check
broken off due to her father wanting us to get married a year in - check
point is macgeek. there are a LOT of women in the world. if your gal happens to just find this thread and sees that you are calling her your soul mate, it might freak her out a tad, and she'll be gone. cause we all a know, a girl that is freaked out due to the other thinking of the relationship is at such a high level when it has just begun. well, I wouldn't blame her for breaking it off, and you, thinking so highly of the relationship, will be all ****in' depressed and will be forced to go through crap you don't want to go through. in other words, take some major time to think about your relationship and just step back, enjoy it for what it is, and stop with all this "oh she's my soul mate" bull crud because at your age kid, there's no real way of knowing what you really really want from a woman; or the type of woman you really want to be with.
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broken off due to her father wanting us to get married a year in - check
Cause you were boning her or something?
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If I could go back to my youth with the knowledge I have now, man, things would have gone sooooo much better with women. You are actually getting some decent advice here. Best luck.
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Not much makes me angry, but ignorance is one of the few things that does.
Did you even bother to read the whole thread? Or did you just see someone else mention something about a soul mate and automatically jump to the conclusion that I think she's my soul mate?
Not only I never said I think she's my soul mate, but I SPECIFICALLY corrected those that thought that way. I am now correcting you, just as I corrected them. People, please READ before you post.
Jeeshh...... I never ****ing said she was my soul mate. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THIS FROM?
Brass just got taken to town.
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If macgeek's words were a weapon, they'd be a ****in samurai sword.
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If macgeek's words were a weapon, they'd be a ****in samurai sword.
Hahahaha
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I still have yet to receive those pix of your soulmate, young man.
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I still have yet to receive those pix of your soulmate, young man.
You've seen three of her appendages.
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jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter. anyways, my advice still stands. it can hold true for any relationship, not just yours kid. besides, if you get this ticked off because I made a simple mistake then I really would recommend you not being in a relationship until your maturity grows more.
freakin' kids these days. (had to say that)
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jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter. anyways, my advice still stands. it can hold true for any relationship, not just yours kid. besides, if you get this ticked off because I made a simple mistake then I really would recommend you not being in a relationship until your maturity grows more.
freakin' kids these days. (had to say that)
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Dude, cut him some slack. I'm guessing he's pretty constipated.
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jesus kid. i give GOOD advice and you get mad. of course i didn't read your entire thread, who would for that matter.
Someone that didn't want to get owned by a 16 year old.
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meh. it just irked me. he could have responded way differently without being rash. i know i know, hormones and all.
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I wanna know about the chick you were boning who's dad wanted you to marry her
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Originally Posted by macgeek2005
Not much makes me angry, but ignorance is one of the few things that does.
Did you even bother to read the whole thread?
Who has the time to wade through 6 pages of sillyness?
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I wanna know about the chick you were boning who's dad wanted you to marry her
we weren't boning, but it was getting kinda close to that time in the relationship. her family was from Cuba, and I guess it is customary in there family that if you are dating someone for longer then a a couple of years that you two start the discussion of marriage. I was not ready,(nor did I want to be married to her, so not the one) and I even talked to her father and grandfather about it and the dad pretty much said (in all seriousness) that he would show me what a good old fashioned shot gun wedding was about.
a couple days later I dropped all ties with her and her family.
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You're a real sport for sharing that.
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I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Hes talking about brass' post about his soul mates
guess i was quite slow
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Macgeek:
In all seriousness, I suggest just stopping where you are and getting out of this thread. Come back to it in four years, and you'll know why everyone was laughing. And you'll laugh, too.
nice to see you've grown up. welcome back.
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Wait -- this is the sword kid? Pics? Was that him earlier in the thread?
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