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What do you think is the worst movie ever?
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My picks:
Three Kings
Star Wars Ep1
Meet Joe Black
Jerry Maguire
Freddy Vs. Jason
Meet the Parents
Robocop 3
The last 2 batman movies
Catwoman
Speed 2
US Marshals
I'm sure I've blocked the others out.
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"The Last Action Hero"
Actor : By current California governor
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Originally posted by Matt OS X:
"The Last Action Hero"
Actor : By current California governor
Ironically, that "actor" is the star in my above mentioned "movie"...
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How could you not mention Pearl Harbor?
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The Postman. Kevin Costner should just.. go away. You think he'd have learned after Waterworld? 
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Inframan
Think Power Rangers, but with even worse dubbing and from the 70s.
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CrossRoads
AvP
The Village
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
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Oh ya I forgot about:
Armageddon
The village
The Crow
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The Last Action Hero
Waterworld
The Postman
Battlefield Earth
King Ralph
Caddyshack 2
I'm sure I'm forgetting some (MANY)...
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Originally posted by Jim Paradise:
The Postman. Kevin Costner should just.. go away. You think he'd have learned after Waterworld?
 Another vote for BOTH these movies. Horrible....
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I didn't think waterworld was that bad. It was more the fact that it cost $100 million back then and it wasn't that great.
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Freddie Got Fingered.
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No movie can be worse than Armageddon.
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How bad was WW???
They couldn't read the map because it was upside-down?? WTF!
If that is the case they deserved to die!
DISCLAIMER: This is how I remember the movie, and prodding will get me to watch it again.
EDIT: I have changed bad from gay, because I realised that comparing something as bad as WW to any group is nothing short of offensive 
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The Talented Mr. Ripley. 
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Originally posted by CharlesS:
No movie can be worse than Armageddon.
another vote for this one
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Originally posted by manofsteal:
Jingle All the Way.
How about 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'
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Spider Man 1 and 2
Boondock Saints
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Originally posted by stevesnj:
How about 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'
argh! worst movie EVER!
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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
Spider Man 1 and 2
Boondock Saints
Audition
Really? Worst movies ever? I can see them not being someone's cup o' tea, but worst ever?
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bah, almost nothing on this list is more than 15 years old. and most were simply disappointing or mildly crappy.
the true "winner" is obviously Manos, Hands of Fate.
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"You rise," he said, "like Aurora."
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Originally posted by Stradlater:
Really? Worst movies ever? I can see them not being someone's cup o' tea, but worst ever?
These are the movies that I found most excruciating to watch. Spider Man 2 especially.
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Down to You
with Julia Stiles and Freddie Prinze
(had a date, this movie made me projectile vomit)
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Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Showgirls
GI Jane
Batman & Robin (1997)
Phenomena
Planet of the Apes (2001)
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Originally posted by ringo:
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Showgirls
GI Jane
Batman & Robin (1997)
Phenomena
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Now wait a second, showgirls is so bad it is good.
But yes, the NEW planet of the Apes really is the worst thing. I wanted to leave after 45 min and I have never wanted to do that before in my life.
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I challenge everyone on here to see the movie Troll 2, then repost.
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Originally posted by olePigeon:
I challenge everyone on here to see the movie Troll 2, then repost.
The first 20 minutes of Troll 1 was bad enough so I can imagine.
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But that's been MST3K'd, so therefore gains cachet.
I present to you Airborne starring Steve Guttenberg as an action hero in a flick that rips off "The Rock" and other flicks of the previous 2 years or so. Saw it for free with the director present and wanted my money back. Comments to the director after the showing ranged from "So, Julian, do you have a big bag of cliches that you just pull random ideas from and make a movie out of them?" to "Why did to kill the black guy first?" I know a place that has a used copy on DVD for sale, and I told the owner of the shop that he'll never ever sell it. Still there a year later 
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Can't believe nobody's mentioned this piece of crap yet. By far the worst movie ever in my opinion:
EYES WIDE SHUT
Too bad it was Kubrik's last because most of his other stuff is spectacular.
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Originally posted by ReggieX:
But that's been MST3K'd, so therefore gains cachet.
I present to you Airborne starring Steve Guttenberg
Ha I was wondering what happened to him. He was all this **** in the 80's but when 1991 hit is was outta there.
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i would have to say that peter frampton and the bee gees film of "sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band"
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity...
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Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Now wait a second, showgirls is so bad it is good.
But yes, the NEW planet of the Apes really is the worst thing. I wanted to leave after 45 min and I have never wanted to do that before in my life.
I admit to laughing out loud during the sex scene in the pool (Whee! I'm a human helicopter!), but there was a lot not to like in Showgirls.
I unfortunately made it to the end of Planet of the apes, and paid full price for the tickets.
I only left a movie early once, and that was at The Matrix when I just couldn't bear to sit through any more Keanu Reeves dialog.
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Originally posted by ringo:
I only left a movie early once, and that was at The Matrix when I just couldn't bear to sit through any more Keanu Reeves dialog.
You've *got* to be kidding here, right? For your sake, I hope so, cuz otherwise you missed one helluva trilogy. Moreover, that movie shouldn't even have its title mentioned in a thread like this...
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All of the Leprechaun movies
Soul Plane
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You Got Served
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Originally posted by joltguy:
Can't believe nobody's mentioned this piece of crap yet. By far the worst movie ever in my opinion:
EYES WIDE SHUT
Too bad it was Kubrik's last because most of his other stuff is spectacular.
I'll watch anything with a naked Nicole Kidman.
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Originally posted by joltguy:
You've *got* to be kidding here, right? For your sake, I hope so, cuz otherwise you missed one helluva trilogy. Moreover, that movie shouldn't even have its title mentioned in a thread like this...
Nope, not kidding, walked out half-way through. I rented the DVD later to watch the special effects. I know a lot of people love this movie, but I couldn't get past the dialog.
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There's this 80's movie that's really horrible. I don't know the name, but it's about this red-headed kid who's head is mis-shapen (horse head) that looks absolutely ridiculous. He ends up falling in love with some blind girl at the end. I think I've seen it on TBS before.
I'll post the name when I think of it, unless anybody else knows what I'm talking about.
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The Planet of the Apes.
Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious.
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Originally posted by rozwado1:
There's this 80's movie that's really horrible. I don't know the name, but it's about this red-headed kid who's head is mis-shapen (horse head) that looks absolutely ridiculous. He ends up falling in love with some blind girl at the end. I think I've seen it on TBS before.
I'll post the name when I think of it, unless anybody else knows what I'm talking about.
Mask, it had Cher in it. IT WAS GOOD!!!
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I repeat myself, TROLL 2, rent it, watch it, then repost here.
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