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What do you think is the worst movie ever? (Page 9)
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Everybody raved about Donnie Darko so much I got the Director's Cut DVD. Worst purchase ever. Lame plot that could be spotted two miles away. But cool for the emos I guess.
Actually I hate the directors cut also. The original is 10x better.
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Well, it ruined it enough for me that I wouldn't want to hunt down the original.
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Originally Posted by voodoo
That movie has a Gyllenhaal in it. In my book that's as bad as being produced by a Bruckheimer.
Actually, it has two Gyllenhaals: Maggie and Jake. It's still a good movie! 
Not like Freddie Got Fingered, which is spectacularly bad. Of course, that's what you'd expect from the worst movie ever.
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I will agree with the Transporters being entertaining garbage. Weak plot/acting/etc, but I had fun watching it.
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My least favorite movie of all time has to be Star Wars Episode One. I had such high expectations and was looking forward to that movie so much and it was a giant steaming pile of dog poo.
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Originally Posted by lavar78
Actually, it has two Gyllenhaals: Maggie and Jake. It's still a good movie!
Doesn't matter if there are two or more. The movie is already turd as soon as there is one Gyllenhaal in it.
(This rule of Gyllenhaal applies also to any members of the myriad of talentless hacks that comprise the aptly named Gyllenhaal society)
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Originally Posted by voodoo
Doesn't matter if there are two or more. The movie is already turd as soon as there is one Gyllenhaal in it.
(This rule of Gyllenhaal applies also to any members of the myriad of talentless hacks that comprise the aptly named Gyllenhaal society)
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Same goes with the name 'Wayans.'
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
P.S. Has anyone ever sat thru The Postman? I couldn't bring myself to sit through it when it came on TV. I saw a few minutes of it and that was enough.
Actually, I liked Postman a lot. It's a bit cheezy, but still. Not the worst movie.
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Brokeback Mountain (Jake Gyllenhall) wasn't a bad movie.
Casa de los babys (Maggie Gyllenhall) wasn't a bad movie either.
I have yet to see Donnie Darko though.
As for Bruckheimer, I like both Con Air and Black Hawk Down.
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
I have yet to see Donnie Darko though.
For the love of god now that you have had it for ages you should at least WATCH IT!!!!!
IT ROCKS AAAAAAH!!
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Originally Posted by beb
Space Truckers
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Troll 2.
Oh knock it off.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Same goes with the name 'Wayans.'
Hell no! Damon Wayans is in Beverly Hills Cop, Hollywood Shuffle, and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (the last two with Keenen Ivory Wayans and just about the whole family). Kim Wayans appears in Eddie Murphy Raw. Those movies are funny! Have they done anything good since "In Living Color"? Er...
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Originally Posted by itistoday
After watching " Equilibrium" this thread came to mind. This movie has got to be one of the worst films I have ever seen, in just about every aspect a movie can be bad in.
Equilibrium was awesome. So was Donnie Darko.
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Bloodrayne
I'll kill you, I'll bury you, I'll spit on your grave too
Anything with Lorenzo Lamas
The last 3 dozen Van Damme movies
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Fight Club, Passion of the Christ, Office Space, and Citizen Kane
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Originally Posted by kaze0
Fight Club, Passion of the Christ, Office Space, and Citizen Kane
Fight club was awesome and Office space was funny (especially if you ever worked in that type of situation).
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Originally Posted by lavar78
Hell no! Damon Wayans is in Beverly Hills Cop, Hollywood Shuffle, and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (the last two with Keenen Ivory Wayans and just about the whole family). Kim Wayans appears in Eddie Murphy Raw. Those movies are funny! Have they done anything good since "In Living Color"? Er...
Yeah, Damon has to be exempt.
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The Wayans rocked in the 80's and 90's.
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The only reason I like having BET is that they play In Living Color reruns (Which I loved when FX carried them).
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Originally Posted by Dakar
The only reason I like having BET is that they play In Living Color reruns (Which I loved when FX carried them).
They have it on DVD also.
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I can't say I love it that much. I wouldn't know what season to pick anyway.
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Fight Club??? What a great movie, whoever said that is crazy!
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I can't say I love it that much. I wouldn't know what season to pick anyway.
Well you can rent it and um.. well you know.
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Originally Posted by kaze0
Fight Club, Passion of the Christ, Office Space, and Citizen Kane
You sir, have no taste. Passion might be on that list, but all the others are classics.
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Fight Club, Passion of the Christ, Office Space, and Citizen Kane
Versus their similarly themed but better movies
Mean Girls, Dogma, Bring It On, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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Originally Posted by kaze0
Fight Club, Passion of the Christ, Office Space, and Citizen Kane
Versus their similarly themed but better movies
Mean Girls, Dogma, Bring It On, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Are you being serious? Mean Girls better than Fight Club? Bring it on better than Office Space??
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Well you can rent it and um.. well you know.
Fees, shorty, fees.
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Fight Club was too predictable. My mom figured it out like a half hour into the flick. Office Space, cmon, it's like who wrote this crap. It's like a period piece in the late 90s, lameo!
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Originally Posted by kaze0
Fight Club was too predictable. My mom figured it out like a half hour into the flick. Office Space, cmon, it's like who wrote this crap. It's like a period piece in the late 90s, lameo!
Both of them, if I'm not mistaken, kind of sucked at the box office, but later became cult classics. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Are you being serious? Mean Girls better than Fight Club? Bring it on better than Office Space??
Mean girls is one of the 2 movies I shut off 1 hour into it because I couldn't take it anymore.
Meet the parents was the other.
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Fight club is one of my all time favs....
You want bad? Watch Ultraviolet... It was so bad Milla Jovov....whatever's tight stomach couldn't even make it watchable...
Catastrophic at an Apocalyptic level...I thought my TV was going to melt and the gates of Hell were going to open in my living room!
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Originally Posted by powerbook867
You want bad? Watch Ultraviolet... It was so bad Milla Jovov....whatever's tight stomach couldn't even make it watchable...
Totally, it was a huge Matrix/Tron wannabe.
It was 10x worse than I could have imagined.
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Funny, the first thing I thought of when I saw it was Aeon Flux meets Kill Bill.
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I hear Indy 4 will have a Gyllenhaal in it.
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Space Truckers was BAD. But does it count as a movie? I mean how long did it try to run in theaters? Troll 2 was around here for several weeks-I don't think Space Truckers was open for a whole week...
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Originally Posted by ghporter
Space Truckers was BAD. But does it count as a movie? I mean how long did it try to run in theaters? Troll 2 was around here for several weeks-I don't think Space Truckers was open for a whole week...
Oh! I think I saw that on TV sometime. Is that the one with the robots that come out in increasing numbers and the one robot/man 'starts up' his penis with a pull cord?
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Um hello, HOWARD THE DUCK!
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Um hello, HOWARD THE DUCK!
Plot Outline: A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Plot Outline: A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld and passes a female duck, bathing topless en route to Earth where he must stop an alien invader.
More accurate.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Plot Outline: A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invader.
Don't get me wrong, as kids me and my sister liked that movie, if I watched it now sober it would be warped.
Worst line in the movie by the human girl: "Could there be love for me in the animal kingdom?"
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Originally Posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO
My picks:
Three Kings
Star Wars Ep1
Meet Joe Black
Jerry Maguire
Freddy Vs. Jason
Meet the Parents <--------------------------- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Robocop 3
The last 2 batman movies
Catwoman
Speed 2
US Marshals
I'm sure I've blocked the others out.
what a joke...
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Boogeyman and Exorcist II: The Heretic. A redeeming feature of the latter is its unintended comedic value. But Boogeyman was just bad.
[Off topic, but as for movies about exorcisms, "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" is excellent]
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Originally Posted by stwain2003
what a joke...
Meet the Parents is wretched, horrible, and stupid.
I know a few people who think it is so funny they could puke and others that think it is so bad they could puke.
Either way puke in involved.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Totally, it was a huge Matrix/Tron wannabe.
It was 10x worse than I could have imagined.
Except Tron had better CGI...
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Originally Posted by davesimondotcom
Except Tron had better CGI...
It is no comparison, tron had better everything.
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