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Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · 10:10 PM

"Christianity will go,". "It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right and I will be proved right. The iPod is more popular than Jesus now. I don't know which will go first -- the iPod or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."

dreilly1 · Jan 31, 2005, 10:14 PM

You can clearly see from the picture that the iPod only comes up to about Jesus's chest. So, I guess Jesus is bigger...

ManOfSteal · Jan 31, 2005, 10:33 PM

Amen.

Mafia · Jan 31, 2005, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by dreilly1:
You can clearly see from the picture that the iPod only comes up to about Jesus's chest. So, I guess Jesus is bigger...

lol, but whether jesus or the ipod is bigger this thread will definitely ruin the beatles.

ReggieX · Jan 31, 2005, 10:36 PM

Jesus has always been bigger than iPod.

CD Hanks · Jan 31, 2005, 10:37 PM

I've seen some insane threads, but this one is definately in the top 10.

(Voted the iPod still has yet to die for our music stealing sins)

Kilbey · Jan 31, 2005, 10:38 PM

You are really searching your heart aren't you SWF? Do you think that the more you try to make fun of Jesus that you'll feel better?

All this thread does is solidify your title of Troll.

SimpleLife · Jan 31, 2005, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are really searching your heart aren't you SWF? Do you think that the more you try to make fun of Jesus that you'll feel better?

All this thread does is solidify your title of Troll.

"Forgive them Father, for they do not understand"

The Dying Guy on the Cross.

SimpleLife · Jan 31, 2005, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by SimpleLife:
"Forgive them Father, for they do not understand"

The Dying Guy on the Cross (Who Eventually came Back).

Fixed.

benb · Jan 31, 2005, 10:48 PM

Wow this is retarded.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 31, 2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are really searching your heart aren't you SWF? Do you think that the more you try to make fun of Jesus that you'll feel better?

All this thread does is solidify your title of Troll.

I never actually thought you had a 0% sense of humour. Guess you proved it is the case.

Kilbey · 11:06 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I never actually thought you had a 0% sense of humour. Guess you proved it is the case.

I've got no problem with that. I don't want to ever make a joke that you will laugh to.

You really should do some soul searching. Possibly read the entire New Testament and see a Minister or Pastor. You really seem to be reaching for some truth.

BTW: I thought you were ignoring me? Your words.

Kilbey · Jan 31, 2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by SimpleLife:
"Forgive them Father, for they do not understand"

The Dying Guy on the Cross.

Good paraphrasing.

SimpleLife · Jan 31, 2005, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Good paraphrasing.

Sorry.

I was actually joking. I have a certain sense of humor too, and although I don't share exactly the same with disgrunted head, I have my moments.

Doc Juansinn · 11:30 PM

For those left scratching their heads after reading this, the quotes are from an interview John Lennon did in 1966. If I remember correctly, substitute "We're" for the "The iPod is" and "Rock n' Roll" for "the iPod".

"Fans burned their albums. Many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums"

(Edit: two typos)

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 31, 2005, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Wahnsinn:
For those left scratching their heads after reading this, the quotes are from an interview John Lennon did in 1966. If I remember correctly, substitute "We're" for the "The iPod is" and Rock n' Roll" for "the iPod".

"Fans burnt their albums. Many more burnt their fingers attempting to burn their albums"

Oh my gosh we have someone here with an education and humour!!!

Doc Juansinn · Jan 31, 2005, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C3PO:
Oh my gosh we have someone here with an education and humour!!!

Both debatable (I have a reputation to protect).

I would have paid a few dollars to find out exactly what went through the minds of those reading that 1st post who had no idea where that quote came from.

You can be sure at least one person clicked "report abuse".

(edit: Missed the first quote tag. Time to go to bed)

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 31, 2005, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Wahnsinn:

I would have paid a few dollars to find out exactly what went through the minds of those reading that 1st post who had no idea where that quote came from. You can be sure at least one person clicked "report abuse".

See Kilbey's posts

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ort888 · Feb 1, 2005, 12:03 AM

Can Jesus give me my entire music collection in my pocket?

Cubeoid · Feb 1, 2005, 12:11 AM

iPod Jesus Edition.

CharlesS · Feb 1, 2005, 12:11 AM

The most noticeable feature about the iPod is how small it is. Since that's a major part of its design, then I would definitely say that it is not bigger than Jesus.

Super Nova · Feb 1, 2005, 12:28 AM

jesus was never big in my mind on the other hand my iPod.....

SuperNova

Albert Pujols · Feb 1, 2005, 12:31 AM

Sweet Jesus... action figure.

Zimphire · 02:02 AM

snip

forkies · Feb 1, 2005, 12:53 AM

holy ****, did you make that image? sad... i don't care if it took you all of 30 sec, it's still lame. at least the pic swg posted is supposed to be funny. yours is just a personal attack. ah well, such is macnn

and in my book, yeah, the ipod is bigger than jesus. i have a 3g ipod

CD Hanks · Feb 1, 2005, 01:08 AM

This really won't end well.

Kilbey · Feb 1, 2005, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
See Kilbey's posts .

Hmmm... I see you're "ignoring" me.

I knew exactly what you were referring to with your first post. Do you know why John said it? The same reason you are. He was attacking Christianity. A little comentary for you.

You need to grow up with your attacks on Christianity. Doesn't it bore you anymore? I still say you are searching and Christianity is scaring you because you are drawn so much to it.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 01:33 AM

Originally posted by Cubeoid:
iPod Jesus Edition.

I hear it is a bit preachy

Anywho the iPod is kicking ass and taking names. Looks like it might be true.

Zimphire · Feb 1, 2005, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by forkies:
holy ****, did you make that image? sad... i don't care if it took you all of 30 sec, it's still lame. at least the pic swg posted is supposed to be funny. yours is just a personal attack. ah well, such is macnn

and in my book, yeah, the ipod is bigger than jesus. i have a 3g ipod

Not nearly as sad as the hundreds of christian whining threads SWF has made over the past year.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 02:08 AM

Oh and if any of you oversensitive, humourless people are wondering what started this all...

http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/20.../index_np.html

Kilbey · Feb 1, 2005, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Oh and if any of you oversensitive, humourless people are wondering what started this all...

http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/20.../index_np.html

I'm humorless because I I don't see how it's funny to make fun of someone's Messiah?

I have no problem with that. Call me humorless.

Luca Rescigno · Feb 1, 2005, 02:24 AM

They should put the guts of the iPod shuffle into that Jesus figurine and rename it the "iPod Kilbey/Zimphire Edition." And then on the back they could engrave "Thou Shalt Not Steal Music."

olePigeon · Feb 1, 2005, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by SimpleLife:
Fixed.

Not if you're Jewish.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by Luca Rescigno:
They should put the guts of the iPod shuffle into that Jesus figurine and rename it the "iPod Kilbey/Zimphire Edition." And then on the back they could engrave "Thou Shalt Not Steal Music."

Na, because this thread isn't about them or a personal attack as much as they would love the attention.

I took that picture for shits and giggles.

Sir Arthur Dent · Feb 1, 2005, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
I'm humorless because I I don't see how it's funny to make fun of someone's Messiah?

You're humorless because you seem to lack the ability to see past your own opinions.

Maybe if you were as secure with your religion as SWF is with his sexuality you could get that rod out of your a$$ and laugh once in a while.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by Sir Arthur Dent:
Maybe if you were as secure with your religion as SWF is with his sexuality you could get that rod out of your a$$ and laugh once in a while.

I think what makes them so uncomfortable is that I am comfortable with my sexuality, if I wouldn't have openly admitted I am gay several times nobody here would know.

My lifestyle disagrees with them so they try to put me down and discredit me at every turn.

GOOD LUCK

Anyway, back on topic....

MindFad · Feb 1, 2005, 02:53 AM

This thread has herpes.

AKcrab · Feb 1, 2005, 03:34 AM

Originally posted by MindFad:
This thread has herpes.

Can I catch them from reading, or only posting?

oh.. whoops.

ASIMO · Feb 1, 2005, 03:51 AM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
I think what makes them so uncomfortable is that I am comfortable with my sexuality, if I wouldn't have openly admitted I am gay several times nobody here would know.

...

Whoa. You are? All three or five instances of you?

- - e r i k - - · Feb 1, 2005, 07:03 AM

This thread is hot

And so is your desktop, can I have a copy?

i_rooster · Feb 1, 2005, 10:20 AM

the most anti-Christ thred if there was ever one! All if you here who thot ipod is bigger than Christ are going to burn in hell!!! this is just unforgivable...a sad day in macnn history.

also says ipod is the work of evil, bcos it makes you all think in such anti-Christ ways.

AB^2=BCxAC · 10:56 AM

1. Christ: Water to wine at a wedding.
iPod: MP4s into a commodity, when it most people were still getting their online music for free.

2. Christ: Brought Lazurus back from the dead.
iPod: Resucitated Apple more than OS X did, but actually brought the music industry back to life.

3. Christ: Crucified, died, was buried. On the third day he rose from the dead.
iPod: Critics hated it, geeks coveted it. Then the 3G iPod started the major coveting by mall teenagers and J-Lo fans.

4. Christ: Son of a carpenter.
iPod: iPod OS first developed by Pixo.

5. Christ: "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you" and "turn the other cheek"
iPod: Music from iTMS is iPod only, and for years Apple users have been the victims of hearing that software and other stuff would only run on a PC. But at least Apple made the iPod and iTMS Windows compatible.

ajprice · Feb 1, 2005, 11:20 AM

An iPod is 4" high, I think Jesus was taller than that!

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by ajprice:
An iPod is 4" high, I think Jesus was taller than that!

He is only a very average 6"

AB^2=BCxAC · Feb 1, 2005, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
He is only a very average 6"

In that case, I'm definitely bigger than Jesus.

Eug Wanker · Feb 1, 2005, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are really searching your heart aren't you SWF? Do you think that the more you try to make fun of Jesus that you'll feel better?

All this thread does is solidify your title of Troll.

Man I though the first post in this thread was funny, but OMFG this one is even better.

TheBadgerHunter · Feb 1, 2005, 12:48 PM

Flame-bait doesn't get much better than this. Starwars guy proves once again that he is an ass.

Demonhood · Feb 1, 2005, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by MindFad:
This thread has herpes.

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