[calverson]

Hey, there is an advantage to being sticky. Your thread is always at the top.

Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?

For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:



Might be the blue, I dunno.

[Oisín]

Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?

Americans.

And Ice doesn’t look like that. He doesn’t have blond hair.

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Sex in the ’90s? As in the 1990s? Yeah, you certainly are ancient!

Sex in the 1890s was even hotter.

[IceEnclosure]

Originally Posted by calverson 

For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:

Sorry young'n.

[calverson]

For what? We have all made out mistakes.
And your parents evidently made theirs

[Railroader]

It's like the exact opposite of macgeek2005467, but just as annoying.

[SpaceMonkey]

Perhaps what is holding me back with tha ladeeez is my lack of a samurai sword.

And universes collide...

[Railroader]

Now cue the unassociatable movie and classical music orchestration and the world will end.

[Laminar]

Also, normal schools create Nazis.

[calverson]

And listening to Slipknot makes you use the Samurai swords.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Super Mario 

I don't hit on women. Don't need to. If you need to then you're either 16 or ugly haha

Heh, my first several sexual encounters could be described as "I'm oblivious and some girl jumped my bones." Not only did I not have to lie, I didn't have to say anything at all.

[Dakar V]

You got seduced by a cougar, didn't you?

[calverson]

Sic Transit Gloria

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

You got seduced by a cougar, didn't you?

I wish. It was some long-time friend of the group from high school. I had just gotten my first apt. and a bunch of us were hanging out, taking bong hits and playing Mario Party on Gamecube.

I went out for a smoke and when I came back inside she was nowhere to be found....discovered her lying naked on my bed.

Similar nerd/getting laid story is one night me and my roomie were watching Return of the King dead sober. Two drunk girls show up out of nowhere and sit on our prospective couches. The rest is history.

[Dakar V]

Seriously, people aren't allowed to have movie-like encounters actually happen in real life. That's just unfair.

[sek929]

Living right down the street from a house of girls (that likes to throw parties) helps the probability of things like this happening.

Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.

Kinkyyyyyyy

[calverson]

Sek929, you must be quite the stallion. Either that, or Sex Panther™.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by sek929 

I wish. It was some long-time friend of the group from high school. I had just gotten my first apt. and a bunch of us were hanging out, taking bong hits and playing Mario Party on Gamecube.

I went out for a smoke and when I came back inside she was nowhere to be found....discovered her lying naked on my bed.

Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?

[calverson]

I was 14, regrettably. (Sic Transit Gloria, I say once again)

Would make a good thread...

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?

Who cares. I"m more impressed with the ability to merge Mario Party, weed, and sex into one massive event.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Sek929, you must be quite the stallion. Either that, or Sex Panther™.

Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.

[shifuimam]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.

Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Have you seen the guy?

Yes I have.



No wonder he's a chick magnet.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by shifuimam 

Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?

He always posts his picture in those threads with some sort of "blah blah blah I look emo" qualifier, but he never seems to change his look.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Have you seen the guy?

People who look like sek don’t need to do anything to get laid, they can just sit there and take their pick. Fair? Hell no. Jealous? Hell yes.

Coming from Oisín, I believe it.

Originally Posted by shifuimam 

Pics mandatory.

Do we need to do another "what do you look like?" thread?

I'm down.

[Laminar]

I love the MacNN search function.



Fortunately, the Prodigy poster on the wall does NOT scream "Pothead."

[Dakar V]

The wet floor sign attached tot he wall does, though.

[Laminar]

Oh yeah, what a nice CRT monitor, too.

[calverson]

Is that p0rn on the computer behind? And a joystick hiding in the shadows...

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Based on the release date of the Gamecube this means you first got laid at the age of 18 at the earliest. amirite?

That's some great detective work!

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

Who cares. I"m more impressed with the ability to merge Mario Party, weed, and sex into one massive event.

Nothing is better then getting laid and jumping out of bed to go smoke and play MP with your buds

Originally Posted by Laminar 

He always posts his picture in those threads with some sort of "blah blah blah I look emo" qualifier, but he never seems to change his look.

I look more hick right now, as my hair is about 4x as long as it is in the picture above.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Dakar V 

The wet floor sign attached tot he wall does, though.

I have teh style.

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Oh yeah, what a nice CRT monitor, too.

Hey! That baby was 500+ bucks when I bought it back in 2001. Superb picture, even now compared to most midrange LCDs, to bad it takes up like 90% of any desk you put it on.

Originally Posted by calverson 

Is that p0rn on the computer behind? And a joystick hiding in the shadows...

That would be iPhoto, and there may be a few pics that could be considered pr0n somewhere in there.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by sek929 

That's some great detective work!

I read a lot of Hardy Boys as a child.

[calverson]

Guess which one I am:

[Laminar]

Well we know you're not the best looking in your group of friends, so you can't be the guy in orange.

[iMOTOR]

I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.

[Laminar]

Also, jumping pics are teh hott.

[iMOTOR]

Is that excitement over getting to see Obama in person?

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Also, jumping pics are teh hott.

Mine is better.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.

Erm... That was 2 years ago...

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

Is that excitement over getting to see Obama in person?

No, that was from a road trip taken last weekend. One of my friends worked at Invesco so we got the good tour.

[calverson]

Who is the dude sans stomach hair?

[brassplayersrock²]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Living right down the street from a house of girls (that likes to throw parties) helps the probability of things like this happening.

Of course right now I live in my mommy's basement, so the only chicks stopping by are my grandmothers.

from both of your parents sides? or just from one?

[sek929]

Both, and they don't even stop by that often I was merely setting up a joke, which Dakar jumped on quite nicely.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

I only see a shot of five guys who aren’t getting laid anytime soon.

Pfft, that's nothing



A buddy of ours was going off to join the army so we took this shot and framed it as a going away present.

I'm the one with the pink shirt doing arguably the gayest pose out of all 5 of us. To my right are my two friends who slay girls like no tomorrow.

The army guys mom thought this pic was f**kin hilarious.

Also, that pink shirt was donated by some girl I was seeing at the time.

[Dakar V]

I really thought the posting of the doofy sek pic merited some type of mention.

---

It should be noted that in college I went as Dennis Rodman one Halloween. Complete with eyeshadow.
(I'm 5'10, 115lbs at the time)

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by calverson 

Who is the dude sans stomach hair?

Uh...*looks around for diversion*

[Oisín]

^ Hey, that’s a good thing.

Originally Posted by sek929 

Pfft, that's nothing

*snip*

That’s awesome.

And please note that even in drag (? not really, but definitely unbecoming outfit and pose), he’s still hot as hell. Bastard.

(I love the fact that, even in my absence, page four of this thread about hitting on women has nothing but pictures of guys, in various degrees of states of undress. )

[Rumor]

You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Rumor 

You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.

Not a har---difficult thing to do.