[Doofy]

Then check this out:

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

Dude's even created a sweet-looking book:

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/iansbook.htm

(I was watching Private Joker teach Private Pyle how to lace his boots, and curiosity got the better of me.)

[seanc]

You just KNOW there will be some shoe spam within this thread at some point.

[besson3c]

Be all you can be with Nike shoes. Just do it.

[RAILhead]

Dude, I've been using the Ian Knot for years! I can't remember where I found his old site, but it was, like, 4 years ago.

[turtle777]

VERY popular ?

-t

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by seanc 

You just KNOW there will be some shoe spam within this thread at some point.

The biggest and broad de luxe store for shoes and bags is just one click away.
Recommended by thousands of grateful customers worldwide, we carry many of populars brands including:

Chloe
Bally
Burberry
D&G
Louis Vuitton

Here you willc find thousands of owsome designs for shoes, and leather products, at at temp’t1ng priceE.
Sale ends this weekend, so visit shop immediately and start pampering yourself and your loved ones!

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

VERY popular ?

-t

This pattern reminds me of the pattern I envision is on your turtle shell. Here's to hoping that one day you come out of your shell.

[BasketofPuppies]

You don't suppose that this Ian Fieggen fellow knows Thomas Fink, do you?

[nonhuman]

Originally Posted by BasketofPuppies 

The biggest and broad de luxe store for shoes and bags is just one click away.
Recommended by thousands of grateful customers worldwide, we carry many of populars brands including:

Chloe
Bally
Burberry
D&G
Louis Vuitton

Here you willc find thousands of owsome designs for shoes, and leather products, at at temp’t1ng priceE.
Sale ends this weekend, so visit shop immediately and start pampering yourself and your loved ones!

I get the truly frightening impression that you just rattled that off on your own without cribbing some actual spam.

[BasketofPuppies]

Originally Posted by nonhuman 

I get the truly frightening impression that you just rattled that off on your own without cribbing some actual spam.

Sorry to disappoint you.

I had never heard of shoe spam before viewing this thread, so I did a quick Internet search to learn what it is.

I've received plenty of watch spam, purse spam, drug spam, software spam, debt reduction spam, diploma spam, job spam and penis spam over they years, but, as far as I know, never any shoe spam.

[Andrew Stephens]

I wrote and illustrated a children's book that showed how to ties your shoes. It wasn't the most interesting book to do.

[Doofy]

So let's get this straight... We're in a thread about lacing, which provides opportunity to engage in the delicate art of bodices (with pictures), and the best that half of you can do is talk about a computer related social problem?

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by nonhuman 

cribbing

Who the hell uses this term nowadays? What was FDR like?

[subego]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

What was FDR like?

The cat's pajamas.

[iMOTOR]

What happened to Doofy’s titty sig??

[sek929]

Somebody complained about having to many boners whilst browsing.

[analogika]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Somebody complained about having to many boners whilst browsing.

That was me.

It kept hitting the "any" key.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by iMOTOR 

What happened to Doofy’s titty sig??

Someone I respect (just a normal member) PMed me, said it was interfering with their work environment and politely asked me to change it. So I did.

Analogika might have been getting a boner off it, but he wasn't the one who made the request.

If anyone's missing their boner, just go search for "Alina Vacariu".

[Dakar V]

So mysterious

woooOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooo