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Caption this.
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"And now God says Syria. Before next Tuesday."
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"Iraq...what a rush"
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
" Loading..."
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It feels like there's a badger in my head. I'll feed it some cheese to calm it down.
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Originally posted by BasketofPuppies:
It feels like there's a badger in my head. I'll feed it some cheese to calm it down.
Play any other tunes?
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
"...and when I woke up, this is where Dick Cheney was rubbing his balls!"
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
"My thoughts to my thoughts. My mind to my mind".
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If it doesn't scare hippies, it's not worth listening to
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"I once thunk a thought, and it hurt right here. It was like, 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!' "
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"Memo to myself - no dribbling when talking about war
with these folks."
But most probably...
" I've got another huge wispy rhino of a fart coming on...
what a day to decide to go commando."
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Originally posted by osiris:
"I once thunk a thought, and it hurt right here. It was like, 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!' "
LOL!
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
Play any other tunes?
What do you mean? I know for a fact that that was exactly what President Bush was thinking at the moment that photograph was taken.
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
"Mork calling Orson, come in Orson."
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Why didn't the CIA obey my orders to find Waldo at all costs?
Going clubbing with the village people gave me such a headache. And I can't sitdown without some serious pain.
How was I supposed to know that the G8 Summit wasn't the right forum for discussing the best anal-lubricant? Sounds like WD40.
Hello caller, I'm miss Cleo. I sense that you will vote republican, or a bad man will lock you up and call you a terrorist without any evidence.... Oh sh!t. That's my other job.
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Damn you sideus that's exactly what I was thinking
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one
pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside,
thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"
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"We the peo... peop... what was it again?"
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She don't...How's that song go again? She da da she da da she da daaaaaa... Cocaine!
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President Bush trying to impress the U.N. during his speech with his excellent chimp-face.
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one
pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside,
thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"
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------"doh...................I am plucking the figments of weapons of mass destruction from my pea sized brain, wait there. dont shoot "
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Almost all of the captions in this thread were funny, I'm going to let this stay.
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Trying to repress memories of sodomy with Colin Powell...
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Originally posted by rampant:
Almost all of the captions in this thread were funny, I'm going to let this stay.
LOL as if you have a choice either way.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
LOL as if you have a choice either way.
I think thats what George was supposed to be thinking as he was reading the thread. George was going to let it stay.
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Originally posted by sideus:
Heh
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Originally posted by osiris:
"I once thunk a thought, and it hurt right here. It was like, 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!' "
You just made my day
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"Self induced mindmelds, Mr. Bush. What a rush."
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Have you seen my pants?
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
Stop asking all those questions!! Leave me alone!! I can't heaaar yooouuuu!!! LA-la-lalala-lala-la-la-laaaaaa!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
LOL as if you have a choice either way.
Are you making light of my position here as the administrator? Administrating a forum is a tough job, Zimphire. It's a pity you don't have more respect for those who do it.
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FYI, despite Zimphire's trolling, I've decided to let this stay.
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Good thing none of the images in this thread break any rules. This thread gets my mark of approval, and I think I'll let it stay, but I don't want to see any acting up. Do I make myself clear?
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Thanks for giving this thread your mark of approval, it means a lot to me as an administrator that other administrators back me.
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Yeah. To tell you the truth, when I read the topic of this thread, I was prepared for the worst. You guys really let your decency shine through in this thread and I'm proud of you all. It's threads like this that make me glad I'm an administrator. It's a difficult but rewarding job. Give yourselves a pat on the back.
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"Ohh gosh.. My brain!.. To much ice-cream!"
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For some reason, this thing didn't show up in the photograph:
It's definitely there, though.
-s*
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Originally posted by rampant:
FYI, despite Zimphire's trolling, I've decided to let this stay.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Once an @sshole always an @sshole, huh Zimph?
here's one for ya and your views on the Middle-East:
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Ed: Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnall's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never seen them before
Bush: I must have absolute silence...
*Bush uses psychic powers to learn the answers before reading the question....*
A: "The Front."
Q: What does it say on the side of Lara Flynn Boyle's dress?
A: "Totall Recall"
Q: What will the Governator claim not to have regarding his history of groping?
A: "The wife of a man with a mistress and Strongbad"
Q: Name two people who hate the cheat.
A: "Will and Grace"
Q: What do the Yankees lack this year?
A: "Gin Rummy"
Q: What do you get when you have an open martini bar at the pentagon?
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"I stand accused, just like you, for being born without a silver spoon." Richard Ashcroft
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Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
Ed: Welcome once again, O Great Sage...
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Cypher, I need a program for President of the United States...
Mike
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Originally posted by bobette:
Once an @sshole always an @sshole, huh Zimph?
I don't know, you tell me.
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anyway my caption for that one is....
"I got a big nicotine habit , and I am gunna stand outside the police station pretending to be smoking weed, with this fat joint impersonation and sideburn it right down to the cellotape then pass it on"
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Your unfunny trollings disgust me.
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You've forced me to report your posts to the administrator (who happens to be your friend).
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Originally posted by Face Ache:
"And now God says Syria. Before next Tuesday."
Bush Jr: "You know, daddy; when I sleep at night, I get this real strange feeling just here, right on the side of my head; I think it's God communicating with me"
Bushier Snr: "Em, Son, I don't think so."
Bush Jr: "What makes you say that, daddy?"
Bushier Snr: " I hate to tell you this son, but all your life you've had your head up your ass, that feeling you get, is just your pea brain banging against your sphincter."
Bush Jr: "Oh daddy, tell me what I should do next, will I bomb another planet?"
At this point, Bushier Snr puts his head in his hands.
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Rockstar Games - better than reality.
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Originally posted by rampant:
You've forced me to report your posts to the administrator (who happens to be your friend).
Who is that?
Not sure if any admin could be called my "friend"
Not that I dislike any of them..
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Not that I dislike any of them..
aw, ain't that sweeet?
did anyone notice any ass-kissing, because I didn't?
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Who is that?
Not sure if any admin could be called my "friend"
Not that I dislike any of them..
Now you're changing your story You gave me hints a few days ago that some mods are 100% behind your back
Okay, can you stop trolling and let other people share their funny quote about Airhead Bush Jr? Thanks!
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