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Man forced to marry goat (for real)
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Only in Sudan™ ?
Where do they find these people ? A man was caught having sex with a goat and now he has been ordered to marry the goat. 
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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Originally Posted by PacHead
Only in Sudan™ ?
Where do they find these people ? A man was caught having sex with a goat and now he has been ordered to marry the goat.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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PHEW! When I saw the headline I feared it was in Washington State!
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Well at least I hope for his sake the goat is female so they can have kids.
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Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
Well at least I hope for his sake the goat is female so they can have kids.
VERRRRY NICE!!!!  
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Not b - a - a - a - a - a - a - d - d - d - d.
Emily was taking a nice leisurely Sunday drive in the country when she came across a suspicious looking man by the side of the road eyeing the animals on a farm. Suddenly the man ran to one of the goats and proceded to have it's way with it.
Shocked and disgusted, Emily drove to the farmhouse and loudly knocked on the door. After a few moments a young kid came to answer the door. She quickly told him of what was happening, only to hear back from the kid: "Don't worry, that's my d - a - a - a - a - a - a - d - d - d - d."
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Originally Posted by Eug Wanker
Emily was taking a nice leisurely Sunday drive in the country when she came across a suspicious looking man by the side of the road eyeing the animals on a farm. Suddenly the man ran to one of the goats and proceded to have it's way with it.
Shocked and disgusted, Emily drove to the farmhouse and loudly knocked on the door. After a few moments a young kid came to answer the door. She quickly told him of what was happening, only to hear back from the kid: "Don't worry, that's my d - a - a - a - a - a - a - d - d - d - d."
Man, a good goat-f*cking joke never gets old. I love it.
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i know a kid with an extreme goat obsession, luckily hes not in sudan though.
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That is a way to teach him a lesson. Proper justice for his crime.
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