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besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 03:45 PM

Heheh... only books

Sesame Street: Cookie Monster In The Library - YouTube

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 04:10 PM

Loses points for not taking advantage of the obvious callback.

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 04:11 PM

Which would be?

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 04:12 PM

I can't wait until Turtle777 sees this video!

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Which would be?

Cookie Monster shushing the screaming librarian

turtle777 · Mar 11, 2012, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I can't wait until Turtle777 sees this video!

I'm ignoring this thread.

-t

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Cookie Monster shushing the screaming librarian

Oh yeah, I was actually expecting him to tell the librarian that it is supposed to be quiet in the library, but I figured that would have been a little too obnoxious for Sesame St. It would have been awfully funny though, cause that librarian was really freaking out! I bet this was offensive to some librarians.

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

I'm ignoring this thread.

-t

That's because you are a stupid turtle that doesn't know any better.

turtle777 · Mar 11, 2012, 04:44 PM

Do you really think it's funny to constantly insult me ?

I now you think it's all in jest and what not, but seriously dude, it's getting old.

-t

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Do you really think it's funny to constantly insult me ?

I now you think it's all in jest and what not, but seriously dude, it's getting old.

-t

I do, especially if you take offense at "stupid turtle" - I might as well have called you a dingbat or nincompoop.

Besides, you said you were ignoring this thread, so I was testing you, dingbat.

turtle777 · Mar 11, 2012, 05:38 PM

Lame.

You know, there are days where I just think "f*cki it, he's a retard", and there are days where I'm just going to report it.

-t

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Lame.

You know, there are days where I just think "f*cki it, he's a retard", and there are days where I'm just going to report it.

-t

It's interesting how some of the most aggressive people here that dish out confrontation nearly daily seem to have the thinnest skins.

Seriously, I have no problem with you personally, but you gotta lighten up! It was just a joke.

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Do you really think it's funny to constantly insult me ?

I think it's funny when you take the bait.

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Oh yeah, I was actually expecting him to tell the librarian that it is supposed to be quiet in the library, but I figured that would have been a little too obnoxious for Sesame St. It would have been awfully funny though, cause that librarian was really freaking out! I bet this was offensive to some librarians.

You wouldn't have CM be snarky, but genuinely surprised and confused by the authority figure breaking his own rule.

turtle777 · Mar 11, 2012, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by subego

I think it's funny when you take the bait.

Oh, I often don't. But it's really starting to get on my nerves.

This constant teenager-level bullshit that he puts out does the forum a disservice.

-t

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 07:11 PM

He'd stop if you had the discipline not to respond.

subego · Mar 11, 2012, 07:14 PM

And frankly, if you post teenage bullshit like "I'm ignoring this thread", you deserve whatever you get.

Dork. · Mar 11, 2012, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I do, especially if you take offense at "stupid turtle" - I might as well have called you a dingbat or nincompoop.

You said "poop"! I guess the besson3c poop filter went away....

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

You said "poop"! I guess the besson3c steal filter went away....

My steal filter has been acting weird lately, because I can say weed sometimes. I've been thinking of reporting it to the official MacNN administrators, but I've also been thinking that maybe this is exactly what they would want me to be doing. This is all a big psycho-sexual game with them, don't you see...

turtle777 · Mar 11, 2012, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by subego

And frankly, if you post teenage bullshit like "I'm ignoring this thread", you deserve whatever you get.

You have got to be kidding me.

-t

besson3c · Mar 11, 2012, 11:57 PM

Dear Diary,

Today I discovered that threads about Cookie Monster can cause arguments on MacNN.

P.S. I also came to the conclusion that Turtle777 is a dingbat.

subego · Mar 12, 2012, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by turtle777

You have got to be kidding me.

-t

Not really.

subego · Mar 12, 2012, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Dear Diary,

Today I discovered that threads about Cookie Monster can cause arguments on MacNN.

Why does this surprise you?

Cookie Monster's a Socialist.

besson3c · Mar 12, 2012, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by subego

Why does this surprise you?

Cookie Monster's a Socialist.

He's also interested in bankrupting America by making kids fat and increasing our medical costs.

I bet that's why Turtle777 hates him. When he was a kid he was probably like "Mommy, I'm going to be just like Cookie Monster and eat cookies all the time!", and now he has diabetes.

Just a guess...

subego · Mar 12, 2012, 01:09 AM

3/10

Mean spiritedness isn't offset by whimsy.

subego · Mar 12, 2012, 01:44 AM

besson3c · Mar 12, 2012, 09:59 AM

That looks like a MacNN member....

osiris · Mar 12, 2012, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by subego

Why does this surprise you?

Cookie Monster's a Socialist.

Che Cookie!

Viva La Cookie Monster!

besson3c · 11:41 AM

I'm kind of thinking that this video might be funny done as a remix, but with the librarian being all like:

"Jesus **** you blue furry ****, what part of 'there are no cookies here' did you not understand, cupcake?"

besson3c · Mar 16, 2012, 02:15 PM

besson3c · Mar 16, 2012, 02:16 PM

subego · Mar 16, 2012, 05:50 PM

Why is that kid standing inside a toilet?

besson3c · Mar 16, 2012, 06:00 PM

Do the toilets you are used to have armrests?

subego · Mar 16, 2012, 06:06 PM

No. That would be silly.

besson3c · Mar 16, 2012, 06:21 PM

Well then, it's pretty obvious, he doesn't have any legs.

subego · Mar 17, 2012, 12:07 AM

I think the armrest may be one of the unicorn's legs. Note the unicorn only has three.

besson3c · Mar 17, 2012, 01:36 AM

So it's settled then. The dude has no legs and was jealous of the unicorn having 4 legs, so since the unicorn was its doughnut serving slave he made him chop off one of his legs and just hasn't attached the unicorn leg to his own body yet. Unicorns probably don't experience pain like humans anyway.

Pretty garden variety picture then, really...

subego · Mar 17, 2012, 10:21 AM

I see it as more likely he sticks the leg on the horn.

I mean, that's what I would do in his situation.

besson3c · Mar 17, 2012, 10:13 PM

Then where would the doughnuts go?

subego · Mar 17, 2012, 10:17 PM

In my mouth.

besson3c · Mar 17, 2012, 10:46 PM

But how would he carry them to you?

subego · Mar 17, 2012, 10:57 PM

Panniers.

besson3c · Mar 17, 2012, 11:05 PM

That's pretty awesome! How would he get the doughnuts into the panniers?

I guess he'd just need another unicorn in the doughnut room that didn't have a missing leg, so not a big problem...

subego · Mar 17, 2012, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

That's pretty awesome! How would he get the doughnuts into the panniers?

You wouldn't help a three legged unicorn put doughnuts in his panniers?

I bet you slam doors on fat people with scooters.

besson3c · Mar 17, 2012, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by subego

You wouldn't help a three legged unicorn put doughnuts in his panniers?

I bet you slam doors on fat people with scooters.

Point taken, I feel embarrassed. This wasn't my finest MacNN moment.

Maybe I should start a thread about doughnuts?

Salty · Mar 18, 2012, 02:37 AM

This reminds me of explaining to Filipino customers that they can't have something for free.

besson3c · Mar 18, 2012, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

This reminds me of explaining to Filipino customers that they can't have something for free.

The Cookie Monster video, the unicorn doughnut fetching slaves, or both?

Salty · Mar 18, 2012, 03:21 AM

Cookie Monster.

besson3c · Mar 18, 2012, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Cookie Monster.

You should ask your Filipino customers if they like Cookie Monster, I'd be curious to find out from you what they say in response.

Salty · Mar 18, 2012, 02:48 PM

I think they'd just get mad and tell me that that's why they should get the filipino channels for free forever. And why we should give them 30 bucks off their service which is working perfectly.

Some days I wish a condition of immigration was that if retail people complained about you haggling, you got deported.