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Spliff · Mar 16, 2006, 03:47 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

Any Germans here that can tell us what this disturbed kid is freaking about?

Rumor · Mar 16, 2006, 03:52 AM

I'm betting it's over a game.

Thread Grader · Mar 16, 2006, 03:59 AM

i found this on another board:

I want to play!
What? blablbla!
Man, come on!
I want to play Unreal Tournament!
Gooo!
Start the damn game!
START - THE - GAME, you son of a bitch! I want to play!
I'm not gonna say it again!
Go!
Out of the way!
Wrahh!
What is this? Oh my god, what happened?
I want to play Unreal...
Uuuaaahhh!
Quick start.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we goooooo!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Plaaay!
You wanker!
Plaaaaay!
Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading... it's loading...
I don't want it to load!
When it loads you always have to wait so long!
I don't want to wait I want to... (play Unreal Tournament (?))
Think positive... just think positive...
It's gonna begin now...
Here we go!
Hahahahhaa, here we go!
Aaahhahaaha, here we go, you son of a bitch!
????????
I killed him, uuhuuuu!
Yeah, eat that, eat your melt ****, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna kill you!
Whahahauahuahaujaldhuwhhadwdowudweijerij wjdsojdoak odwioehahaahha!
????????
They escape key is missing, the escape key.. where is it?
Where is the escape key???
I want.. where is it, where is it?
Ok.. I don't need help and support, I don't need help, I don't need help!
Uahahahhahaha!
The H key as return key!
Now I'm gonna beat you.. you son of a bitch..
It doesn't work
Ok, I'm gonna beat you, I'm just gonna beat you..
Leave me alone, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna beat you!
Yeeeeaaaa! Uuuuhuuhuhuhuu!
I killed him, yeaahh!
I'm gonna kill you all! Yeaaahhh!!
Wahaha, eat this you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you.. I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna shoot you down!
I'm just gonna shoot you down with a shock rifle!
Uuaah, what son of a bitch shoots me?
What son of a bitch shoots me?
Noooo... ?????????? Noooo... ?????????? .... uuuaaahhhhh!!

MallyMal · Mar 16, 2006, 04:21 AM

I think those were the lyrics to his new album that he was recording.

Kr0nos · Mar 16, 2006, 04:28 AM

OreoCookie · Mar 16, 2006, 06:24 AM

Wow. Somebody forget to take his medication.

11011001 · Mar 16, 2006, 06:44 AM

Someone got ganked in Tanaris 10 times in a row I see.

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by Thread Grader

I want to invade!
What? blablbla!
Man, come on!
I want to invade Poland!
Gooo!
Start the damn campaign!
START - THE - CAMPAIGN, you son of a bitch! I want to invade!
I'm not gonna say it again!
Go!
Out of the way!
Wrahh!
What is this? Oh my god, what happened?
I want to invade Pol...
Uuuaaahhh!
Quick start.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we goooooo!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Invade!
You wanker!
Invade!
Invade Poland!
It's loading... it's loading...
I don't want it to load!
When it loads you always have to wait so long!
I don't want to wait I want to... (invade Poland (?))
Think positive... just think positive...
It's gonna begin now...
Here we go!
Hahahahhaa, here we go!
Aaahhahaaha, here we go, you son of a bitch!
????????
I killed him, uuhuuuu!
Yeah, eat that, eat your melt ****, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna kill you!
Whahahauahuahaujaldhuwhhadwdowudweijerij wjdsojdoak odwioehahaahha!
????????
They escape key is missing, the escape key.. where is it?
Where is the escape key???
I want.. where is it, where is it?
Ok.. I don't need help and support, I don't need help, I don't need help!
Uahahahhahaha!
The H key as return key!
Now I'm gonna beat you.. you son of a bitch..
It doesn't work
Ok, I'm gonna beat you, I'm just gonna beat you..
Leave me alone, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna beat you!
Yeeeeaaaa! Uuuuhuuhuhuhuu!
I killed him, yeaahh!
I'm gonna kill you all! Yeaaahhh!!
Wahaha, eat this you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you.. I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna shoot you down!
I'm just gonna shoot you down with a shock rifle!
Uuaah, what son of a bitch shoots me?
What son of a bitch shoots me?
Noooo... ?????????? Noooo... ?????????? .... uuuaaahhhhh!!

Fixed.

Mastrap · Mar 16, 2006, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Fixed.

You've got some sort of obsession going on?

Dennis002 · Mar 16, 2006, 07:32 AM

His brain is gone..

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

You've got some sort of obsession going on?

It's called "humour".

Mastrap · Mar 16, 2006, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

It's called "humour".

Not where I live. Here it would be called 'flogging a dead horse'. But each to their own.

Kevin · Mar 16, 2006, 08:41 AM

Oh come on both was funny!

Every seen that WWII log?

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

Not where I live. Here it would be called 'flogging a dead horse'. But each to their own.

/Tries exceedingly hard to refrain from making any jokes about stereotypical national behaviour in respect to humour/

(Oh come on, Mas, you walked into that one!)

Kevin · Mar 16, 2006, 09:53 AM

Nationalism is kinda weird I guess....

OreoCookie · Mar 16, 2006, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

It's called "humour".

Yeah, that one was a real Schenkelklopfer.

badidea · Mar 16, 2006, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Oh come on both was funny!

Every seen that WWII log?

Originally Posted by Doofy

It's called "humour".

Do you guys think Poland thought it was funny??
How about Polish Jews - did they think it was funny??
Do you also think the Bombing of London (or better the London bombing '05) was funny??
How about some good old 9/11 jokes?? You like 'em?? Wanna hear some?
Is the war in Iraq also funny??

Great humor there guys!

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 11:01 AM

Laugh @ kid in video: Check.

Laugh @ kid/Hitler comparison: Check.

Laugh @ Englishman "not mentioning the war" (see Fawlty Towers for details) and thus conforming to national stereotype of Englishmen mentioning the war wherever possible: Check.

Laugh @ German chaps whining that something isn't funny and thus conforming to national stereotype of Germans having no sense of humour: Check.

ghporter · Mar 16, 2006, 11:05 AM

I see a tranquilized dart in this kid's immediate future. And then maybe a gest spot with Geraldo... One can hope.

real thread grader · Mar 16, 2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Thread Grader

i found this on another board:

I want to play!
What? blablbla!
Man, come on!
I want to play Unreal Tournament!
Gooo!
Start the damn game!
START - THE - GAME, you son of a bitch! I want to play!
I'm not gonna say it again!
Go!
Out of the way!
Wrahh!
What is this? Oh my god, what happened?
I want to play Unreal...
Uuuaaahhh!
Quick start.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we goooooo!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Plaaay!
You wanker!
Plaaaaay!
Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading... it's loading...
I don't want it to load!
When it loads you always have to wait so long!
I don't want to wait I want to... (play Unreal Tournament (?))
Think positive... just think positive...
It's gonna begin now...
Here we go!
Hahahahhaa, here we go!
Aaahhahaaha, here we go, you son of a bitch!
????????
I killed him, uuhuuuu!
Yeah, eat that, eat your melt ****, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna kill you!
Whahahauahuahaujaldhuwhhadwdowudweijerij wjdsojdoak odwioehahaahha!
????????
They escape key is missing, the escape key.. where is it?
Where is the escape key???
I want.. where is it, where is it?
Ok.. I don't need help and support, I don't need help, I don't need help!
Uahahahhahaha!
The H key as return key!
Now I'm gonna beat you.. you son of a bitch..
It doesn't work
Ok, I'm gonna beat you, I'm just gonna beat you..
Leave me alone, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna beat you!
Yeeeeaaaa! Uuuuhuuhuhuhuu!
I killed him, yeaahh!
I'm gonna kill you all! Yeaaahhh!!
Wahaha, eat this you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna beat you, I'm gonna beat you.. I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna shoot you down!
I'm just gonna shoot you down with a shock rifle!
Uuaah, what son of a bitch shoots me?
What son of a bitch shoots me?
Noooo... ?????????? Noooo... ?????????? .... uuuaaahhhhh!!

this son of a b!tch!!! imposter!!!! go to bb.com and you will see that the only video game thread grader ever plays is fight night round 3... and he beats his opponents always by "stopping the fight" ... because I like to beat their eyes til the ref feels bad and says they cant go on.. then i imagine them going home to their wives and the wives leave them... want proof?

go to bodybuildign.com and check all threads started by thread grader... thsi thread is called something like... "is this normal behaviour" or some ****... its in the misc. section

jasonsRX7 · Mar 16, 2006, 11:26 AM

If you watch the video it's obvious what the problem is...

He's trying to write CSS that works in IE.

analogika · Mar 16, 2006, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Laugh @ kid in video: Check.

Laugh @ kid/Hitler comparison: Check.

Laugh @ Englishman "not mentioning the war" (see Fawlty Towers for details) and thus conforming to national stereotype of Englishmen mentioning the war wherever possible: Check.

Laugh @ German chaps whining that something isn't funny and thus conforming to national stereotype of Germans having no sense of humour: Check.

Roll eyes @ cliché of stupid Brit claiming to know what's funny and missing the painful irony of placing his own "humour" on a level with Fawlty Towers:

Check.

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by analogika

Roll eyes @ cliché of stupid Brit claiming to know what's funny and missing the painful irony of placing his own "humour" on a level with Fawlty Towers:

Check.

Actually, the really funny thing about this whole episode is that my original post was designed to get you German fellas whining about it. And there you are; hook, line and sinker.

Judge_Fire · Mar 16, 2006, 12:44 PM

Please don't design things that aim at getting German fellas whining. Time can surely be spent in better ways.

J

macintologist · Mar 16, 2006, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by jasonsRX7

If you watch the video it's obvious what the problem is...

He's trying to write CSS that works in IE.

analogika · Mar 16, 2006, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Actually, the really funny thing about this whole episode is that my original post was designed to get you German fellas whining about it. And there you are; hook, line and sinker.

Why do you think I didn't bother replying to your original post?

It was the Fawlty Towers thing that needed a little slamming.

Kr0nos · Mar 16, 2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by jasonsRX7

If you watch the video it's obvious what the problem is...

He's trying to write CSS that works in IE.

MindFad · Mar 16, 2006, 01:29 PM

That was awesome.

That kid is going places.

ghporter · Mar 16, 2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

That was awesome.

That kid is going places.

Yep. Padded places with nice, muted colors and gentle people who will try to keep him from hurting himself.

The kid's a menace to himself. I really think he's in need of psychological help.

MindFad · Mar 16, 2006, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

The kid's a menace to himself. I really think he's in need of psychological help.

Fo' serious. I mean, I got miffed occasionally when I was younger—ate a fireball, fell on some spikes, killed by a mushroom, etc.—but goddamn I never got that pissed off at a video game.

I have a feeling it wouldn't have been as hilarious in english, though. German sounds so harsh, even when what is being said is not (though not necessarily the case here). I think it sounds great in this instance.

macintologist · Mar 16, 2006, 05:06 PM

Isn't this kid mentally ill?

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by macintologist

Isn't this kid mentally ill?

I doubt it.

The whole thing looks like a setup to me. Takes an old keyboard out, smashes it up. On camera. Why is the whole thing being taped? Why? Did his friends set the recording up just in case Shannon Elizabeth turned up in the guy's room and started stripping?

macintologist · Mar 16, 2006, 05:29 PM

Yea but he was like "think positive, think positive"

its as if he was told that during one of his psychiatry sessions.

Rolling Bones · Mar 16, 2006, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Laugh @ kid in video: Check.

Laugh @ kid/Hitler comparison: Check.

Laugh @ Englishman "not mentioning the war" (see Fawlty Towers for details) and thus conforming to national stereotype of Englishmen mentioning the war wherever possible: Check.

Laugh @ German chaps whining that something isn't funny and thus conforming to national stereotype of Germans having no sense of humour: Check.

I don't get it. Why would you compare the kid to Hitler? That was in the last century/millenium.

Wouldn't he be more like Bush? He's the one doing all the invading.

Or are you just the jerk that you are...all the time?

andreas_g4 · Mar 16, 2006, 05:58 PM

Most awkward thing I've seen in a while. Maybe it's the German food or sth.

Just watched the beginning once more. He/it moves the keyboard from under the desk on top of the desk, there's no cable and that is not a bluetooth keyboard.

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

I don't get it. Why would you compare the kid to Hitler? That was in the last century/millenium.

The way the guy is getting emotional and speaking German reminded me of the old Hitler rally films. Saw an opportunity for humour, thought some of you dweebs might have got it and chortled. Obviously not. Which is why I rock and you don't.

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Wouldn't he be more like Bush? He's the one doing all the invading.

Bush don't speak German.

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Or are you just the jerk that you are...all the time?

Yep.

Rolling Bones · Mar 16, 2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

The way the guy is getting emotional and speaking German reminded me of the old Hitler rally films. Saw an opportunity for humour, thought some of you dweebs might have got it and chortled. Obviously not. Which is why I rock and you don't.

Bush don't speak German.

Yep.

So you're a racist and a bigot.

Bush can't even speak Merikan.

Doofy · Mar 16, 2006, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

So you're a racist and a bigot.

Had the little guy been doing his thing and reminding me of Bush, I would have gone with a Bush joke. But the way he's flinging his arms about and the fact he's speaking German reminds me of Hitler, so I went with that.

Oh. And at what point did "German" become a race rather than nationality?

macintologist · Mar 16, 2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by andreas_g4

Most awkward thing I've seen in a while. Maybe it's the German food or sth.

Just watched the beginning once more. He/it moves the keyboard from under the desk on top of the desk, there's no cable and that is not a bluetooth keyboard.

False. There is a cable, look carefully

Kevin · Mar 17, 2006, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Laugh @ kid in video: Check.

Laugh @ kid/Hitler comparison: Check.

Laugh @ Englishman "not mentioning the war" (see Fawlty Towers for details) and thus conforming to national stereotype of Englishmen mentioning the war wherever possible: Check.

Laugh @ German chaps whining that something isn't funny and thus conforming to national stereotype of Germans having no sense of humour: Check.

I am beginning to believe you... lately I have been noticing such a thing.

Certain people taking sarcasm and dry humor as seriousness.

turtle777 · Mar 17, 2006, 07:01 PM

Only in Germany !

Uhm, no, wait

-t

Eriamjh · Mar 18, 2006, 04:18 PM

What's the German phrase for "You wanker"?