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bad_quote · Oct 12, 2005, 11:41 PM

Here's mine, done in watercolor with some adobe photoshop text.

Post yours if you have one.

Cubeoid · Oct 13, 2005, 08:28 AM

Hi Rob. You look great. Here is mine. I designed it myself in Photoshop.

rickey939 · Oct 13, 2005, 08:29 AM

Cubeoid · Oct 13, 2005, 08:30 AM

Hi rickey,

You look great.

Cubeoid

ARENA · Oct 13, 2005, 08:41 AM

Recent self portrait during a trip to Buenos Aires.

mdc · Oct 13, 2005, 08:43 AM

starman · Oct 13, 2005, 08:44 AM

demograph68 · Oct 13, 2005, 09:44 AM

BlueSky · 11:19 AM

Cubeoid · Oct 13, 2005, 12:23 PM

hi BlueSky,

You look great.

Cubeoid

mdc · Oct 13, 2005, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by demograph68

http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/817/scan9dz.jpg

very nice work

bad_quote · Oct 13, 2005, 12:33 PM

Demograph needs a haircut. He looks like that bad kid from the simpsons whos eyes are always covered.

BlueSky · Oct 13, 2005, 12:35 PM

Hi Cubeoid, thanks. Although I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it, but this could be a new look for me.

Cubeoid · Oct 13, 2005, 12:36 PM

Dolph

keekeeree · Oct 14, 2005, 12:27 AM

Lateralus · Oct 14, 2005, 12:45 AM

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 01:41 AM

You look great too Lateralus, and have a beautiful aura around you.

SeSawaya · Oct 14, 2005, 02:02 AM

I dont draw, but I've been drawn several times. Heres one.

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 02:06 AM

^^^ --- Disqualafied! Not a self portrait! You lose.

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by mdc

You're a twin! Except one of you has some weird skin pigment problem. Maybe it's the same thing that Michael Jackson has?

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 02:42 AM

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 02:44 AM

Hi besson3c

You look great, although it looks like you have some birth defect. But as I say, beauty is in the eye of the looker...oh's and mdc simply didn't color one of himselves in, that's all.

Cubeoid

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Hi besson3c

You look great, although it looks like you have some birth defect. But as I say, beauty is in the eye of the looker...oh's and mdc simply didn't color one of himselves in, that's all.

Cubeoid

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder too... Chicks like to behold me and ride on me while I'm dangling from a tree. I charge them a nickel, and then I take all of their money and get a rim job.

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 02:58 AM

Yea, that'll do it for ya.

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Yea, that'll do it for ya.

I like the rim jobs... I'm really into them. I like them slow, I like them fast. I like them hard, I like the gentle. I'll have them in a box, I'll have them done by a goat. I like green eggs and ham. And rim jobs.

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 03:10 AM

You can't ban me or lock this thread just because I like rim jobs.. I'm a freakin' tire, okay? Leave me alone!

Tesseract · Oct 14, 2005, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I like the rim jobs... I'm really into them. I like them slow, I like them fast. I like them hard, I like the gentle. I'll have them in a box, I'll have them done by a goat. I like green eggs and ham. And rim jobs.

would you, could you, with a fox?

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 03:54 AM

More portraits damn it!

besson3c has me all worked up agian. damn it. I don't like getting all like this ., I'm usually calm, and I'll have 3000 posts soon too...kaft.

demograph68 · Oct 14, 2005, 04:08 AM

To the random assholes of the board. Stop filling this with garbage. If you don't have anything to contribute, DON'T post pictures of tires, indian chiefs, or whatever ******** you manage to obtain on the shithole we call the internet.

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 04:42 AM

Hey.. relax man. Don't take your anger out on the guys. We're just trying to have a good time man.

You should take it easy man...and this thread is about self portraits.. it is artistic expression..if benson sees himself as a tire and rickey sees an indian chief when he looks in the mirror what gives you the right to say that's not right.. hmm? I don't see your portrait on here anyway. So just take it easy man.. have a sense of humor and relax..ok? Thanks.

analogika · Oct 14, 2005, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by keekeeree

Whoah - you're still around?

The avatar doesn't do your eyebrows justice, though.

Edit: forgot mine -

iDriveX · Oct 14, 2005, 07:42 AM

bad_quote · Oct 14, 2005, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by demograph68

To the random assholes of the board. Stop filling this with garbage. If you don't have anything to contribute, DON'T post pictures of tires, indian chiefs, or whatever ******** you manage to obtain on the shithole we call the internet.

I agree. And no offense, but I wouldn't consider the south park pictures a self portrait. Like, if you CAN DRAW OR PAINT OR USE PHOTOSHOP, show us your skills. Quit posting stupid ****, go +1!!1!!!!1!!! somewhere else.

bad_quote · Oct 14, 2005, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

and this thread is about self portraits.. it is artistic expression..if benson sees himself as a tire and rickey sees an indian chief when he looks in the mirror what gives you the right to say that's not right.. hmm? .

http://www.wordreference.com/definition/self-portrait

Did they create those stupid ****ing images? NO! Then they are NOT self portraits.

Cubeoid · Oct 14, 2005, 09:03 AM

Stop bitching god damn it. Just have a good time alright? They look great and so do you, so shut the hell up damn it!!!

SeSawaya · Oct 14, 2005, 10:51 AM

read the above with Eric Cartmans voice, I laughed my arese off!!!

But I agree also.

keekeeree · Oct 14, 2005, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Whoah - you're still around?

The avatar doesn't do your eyebrows justice, though.

Still around...new job, new family, new life's got me busy (not that I've ever been a prolific poster here).

Since someone's getting their panties in bunch about the South Park characters (I created it, it represents me...sounds like a self-portrait to me), here's another one (eyebrow and all

):

This is me freezing me *ss off in a South Dakota blizzard looking for photos of people freezing their *sses off. When I went to climb back into my truck, I saw that Mother Nature had frosted me so I thought it'd be a good opportunity for a goofy self-portrait (this isn't drawn or painted or altered in Photoshop, does it still count?)

demograph68 · Oct 14, 2005, 12:17 PM

Soon enough that will be me out in the snow.

Anyone south want to give me a place to stay till the season is done?

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by demograph68

Soon enough that will be me out in the snow.

Anyone south want to give me a place to stay till the season is done?

Hey, your post wasn't a self portrait! Quit filling this thread with garbage!

MallyMal · 01:07 PM

An associate did this for me a few months ago so it isn't exactly a self-portrait.

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by MallyMal

And associate did this for me a few months ago so it isn't exactly a self-portrait.

Is your mouth really that crooked in real life?

MallyMal · Oct 14, 2005, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Is your mouth really that crooked in real life?

Only when I poop in kitchens.

IceEnclosure · Oct 14, 2005, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by MallyMal

Only when I poop in kitchens.

demograph68 · Oct 14, 2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Hey, your post wasn't a self portrait! Quit filling this thread with garbage!

I ALREADY POSTED ONE YOU IDIOT!!!

bad_quote · Oct 14, 2005, 03:16 PM

You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.

BlueSky · Oct 14, 2005, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by bad_quote

You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.

Maybe you can expand your definition? Anyway I changed my original submission. It's a southpark thing but I modified it in photoshop and... it's a self-portrait.

Here's another one:

dcmacdaddy · Oct 14, 2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by keekeeree

Anyone still have the link to the site where you can make your own South Park character.
I think it was some Flash interactive hosted on a Dutch website. Thanks!

scaught · Oct 14, 2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy

Anyone still have the link to the site where you can make your own South Park character.
I think it was some Flash interactive hosted on a Dutch website. Thanks!

http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html

Shaddim · Oct 14, 2005, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lateralus

ZOMG!!! We're twinzes!!

besson3c · Oct 14, 2005, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by bad_quote

You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.

Hey Rob, maybe you can help me...

Is this one any better?