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Mr. Johnson gets his Johnson snipped for an iPhone (Pic!)
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Seriously
" A Gizmodo reader underwent a vasectomy to get an Apple iPhone, following his wife's orders after a road trip with his kids to Boise, Idaho."
Hmmm... I don't know if I'd have gone that for a gadget.
P.S. The illustration looks awfully familiar. I'm gonna sue!
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I did it and didn't get any gadgets. Oh, I also didn't get any more kids either.
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What a lovely story. He buys a 4GB, against his wife's wishes, then agrees to a vasectomy, and winds up spending $100 more for an 8GB. IOW, this story sounds like it's made up. If this guy's wife has such a grasp of his balls that he has to go through that to get his iPhone, then all of a sudden she lets him spend another $100, something's fishy.
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It's been a few years, but maybe I can still talk her into an iPhone.
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Lo and behold, he raised his holy hand cellphone upon high saying "O iPhone, Son of Steve Jobs, Defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of All California, thou shall be mine!" And there he went, with a new iPhone 4GB in his hands, purchased without Wife Clearance.
Funniest thing I've read all week!
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All I have to say is.... Where's my iPhone?
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Hmmm... Lots of Teh Snip'd in this thread.
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Originally Posted by Eug
Hmmm... Lots of Teh Snip'd in this thread.
It's not whether or not one is shooting blanks, but whether or not one is getting to shoot them.
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Why do guys think this is such a big deal to do?
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It's the total essence of our manhood.
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The weird thing is I think Kristin is more about getting an iPhone than I am. I really don't care.
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What a horribly unfunny article.
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Originally Posted by Aeternus
The weird thing is I think Kristin is more about getting an iPhone than I am. I really don't care.
So is Ca$h still permabanned? I see he has about 80 posts with this account (assuming it's him).
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