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It's easy to count the repetitive questions we see every day. It's easy to see things that shouldn't be there in our environment. What's hard is seeing what's not there (but should be).
Why don't people ask:
1 Why should I spend time & money on a computer?
2 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve my life?
3 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve others' lives?
4 Since I have a life, is it endangered by having a computer?
5 Does reading MacNN Forum posts lower my intelligence?
What else is missing from these discussions?
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1 Why should I spend time & money on a computer?
Because I've got nothing better to do with my money , and I've got way too much free time.
2 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve my life?
Yes, I get to enjoy all the naked women on the internet, thus making me a happier person 
3 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve others' lives?
Yes, I share all my pirated software with my friends 
4 Since I have a life, is it endangered by having a computer?
Yes, I don't get enough sleep, 'cause I'm on these damn forums all night
5 Does reading MacNN Forum posts lower my intelligence?
Only when non-registered users post useless sh!t 
What else is missing from these discussions?
Some good lookin' women 
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Originally posted by Bugs Bunny:
Some good lookin' women
hey... you callin' me ugly???
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...it's only life after all!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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hey... you callin' me ugly???
Show me some picts, and I'll let ya know
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hmmm... maybe not... I'm kinda anti-photo... I HATE cameras... sorry!!
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...it's only life after all!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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1 Why should I spend time & money on a computer?
Because my computer makes money for me - my Pismo 400, bought half a year ago has paid for itself many mant times over. My previous machine (Wall Street 233) paid for itself before I even bought it!
2 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve my life?
Yeah, once in awhile, turn off the computer, go outside, look at the sun and smell the flowers.
3 Since I have a computer, is there any way that it can improve others' lives?
Yeah, don't make a cheesy vanity web site and register it with every search engine known to mankind.
4 Since I have a life, is it endangered by having a computer?
Yes, loss of that life.
5 Does reading MacNN Forum posts lower my intelligence?
Yes! Seriously, I'm thinking of giving up posting at all on AI and MacNN altogether. It takes quite a bit of time and while it SEEMS productive, it isn't at all. That time could be so much better spent. *sigh*
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Yea Bugs!
> Some good lookin' women
But it must be in the form of a question.
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hmmm... maybe not... I'm kinda anti-photo... I HATE cameras... sorry!!
Just kidding cheerios, all women are beautiful
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why, thank you.
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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It's true Cheerios, more women would make this a better place.
Unless the Machos waste a lot of air time showing off for you.
That really is a good point by Bugs Bunny.
now, what else is missing?
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Originally posted by Bugs Bunny:
all women are beautiful
Where's that?
Just curious, planning my summer holiday.
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Originally posted by l'ignorante:
Where's that?
Just curious, planning my summer holiday.
I don't know, but if you find out, do share
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Originally posted by l'ignorante:
Where's that?
Just curious, planning my summer holiday.
Heaven
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...it's only life after all!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Bugs and Bugs Bunny, are the two of you related. I mean is Bugs Bunny the Bunny of Bugs?
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Originally posted by cheerios:
Heaven
Ooh, I'll postpone that vacation for a while.
Btw, I heard there are some pretty hot women in hell too.
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yeah, but they're too hot to touch... 
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...it's only life after all!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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> bugs and Bugs Bunny, are the two of you related.
As you can see, bugs is a bit older than Bugs Bunny, but not necessarily wiser.
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Bugs and Bugs Bunny, are the two of you related. I mean is Bugs Bunny the Bunny of Bugs?
Ya know, I sometimes wonder why I picked that name, but I guess it's better than Elmer Fudd
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I think this topic went astray somewhere.
Does mentioning females always have to derail a thread?
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
I think this topic went astray somewhere.
Does mentioning females always have to derail a thread?
Yes. We're just that distracting!!
PS: you think this's bad, check out hte Jennifer Lopez thread!
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[This message has been edited by cheerios (edited 05-11-2001).]
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Originally posted by l'ignorante:
Where's that?
Northern California!
Avoid SoCal at all costs
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Originally posted by cheerios:
Heaven
oh well, too bad, i've already made my reservations to hell, ALONG time ago.....
i guess i'll have to bring my asbestos suit when i die...like cheerios said about the women in hell, "they are too hot to touch"
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"The only time that man gets to actually leave a physical mark upon this earth is in death, and even then, it is only a gravestone proclaiming his demise"
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Originally posted by AlbertWu:
Northern California!
Avoid SoCal at all costs
albert, i lived in southern california for 28 years, (right next to where "the dude" lives, in van nuys) and i am sorry to say that i must agree with you.
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therefore....IMAC
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"The only time that man gets to actually leave a physical mark upon this earth is in death, and even then, it is only a gravestone proclaiming his demise"
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Originally posted by suprz:
oh well, too bad, i've already made my reservations to hell, ALONG time ago.....
i guess i'll have to bring my asbestos suit when i die...like cheerios said about the women in hell, "they are too hot to touch"
dont forget your asbestos condoms.
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another question that has never been asked here is "whats your name?"
unless its in your sig, or handle......i have no idea what people's name's are......(well i know ca$h's)
i guess i prefer not knowing.... makes it fun.
by the way WTF is up with AAPL's stock?
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Originally posted by cheerios:
Yes. We're just that distracting!!
PS: you think this's bad, check out hte Jennifer Lopez thread!
I was just trying to get an intelligent conversation started about the ethics and morality of selling a videotape you made with your girlfriend, until you showed up
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Originally posted by gumby5647:
by the way WTF is up with AAPL's stock?
what wrong with it? its hovering around the 20's dosent seem to be goin anywhere
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Originally posted by gumby5647:
by the way WTF is up with AAPL's stock?
Broke horizontal support at $24 this week. If it breaks $23, will most likely test 50 day moving average just above $22 right now. I think $23 can hold - I'm considering buying the stock and selling June calls against it as a possible play, but options volatility is kind of low at the moment. Sector sentiment could be dragging it down this week as well - the market doesn't like the idea of a PC price war, and even though AAPL is technically not a PC, it gets dragged into these things.
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