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MacNN Dark Confession Series 12: BUTT PIRACY
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Dakar V
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Jun 16, 2009, 01:45 PM
 
Actually, I don't want to know, but the joke was there and I had to take it.

Mods, pls lock before Salty.
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 01:48 PM
 
I have a king's ransom in stolen sphincters.
     
osiris
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Jun 16, 2009, 01:51 PM
 
Gentlemen - rest your sphincters!
"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
     
Shaddim
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:01 PM
 
If a woman says she doesn't like it, that only means it wasn't done properly.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
Dakar V  (op)
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by osiris View Post
Gentlemen - rest your sphincters!
At ease.
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:09 PM
 
I predict big things for this thread.

unexpected innuendo?
     
Dork.
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:19 PM
 
No, any innuendo would be entirely expected.
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dork. View Post
No, any innuendo would be entirely expected.
in-YOUR-endo!
     
Dork.
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:29 PM
 
Again, entirely expected, if perhaps a bit painful.
     
Laminar
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:29 PM
 
     
besson3c
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:47 PM
 
I think Dakar is talking about ANAL SEX.
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:48 PM
 
I thought it was about stealing used cigarettes???
     
Dakar V  (op)
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:49 PM
 
I thought it was about plundering booty.
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 02:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
I thought it was about plundering booty.
I plundered your mom's booty, and I don't mean the fine china.
     
osiris
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Jun 16, 2009, 05:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
I plundered your mom's booty, and I don't mean the fine china.
You must mean his mom's car trunk.
"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
     
besson3c
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Jun 16, 2009, 05:34 PM
 
sek: how do you know Dakar's Mom, and what kind of treasure did you plunder?
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 06:00 PM
 
She has a MySpace page, her name is 2sexi4U.
     
mattyb
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Jun 16, 2009, 06:02 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
She has a MySpace page, her name is 2sexi4U.
That's Dakar's mum ?!?!?!? SH1T
     
sek929
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Jun 16, 2009, 06:06 PM
 
You're that other guy?
     
Oisín
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Jun 16, 2009, 07:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
Actually, I don't want to know, but the joke was there and I had to take it.
You’re no fun.

Mods, pls lock before Salty.
This is probably a good idea, though.

Originally Posted by sek929
I have a king's ransom in stolen sphincters.
I’m not even going to start analysing that one.
     
SpaceMonkey
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Jun 16, 2009, 09:22 PM
 
I didn't know that Dakar's mom is Chinese.

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Doofy
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Jun 16, 2009, 09:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
I thought it was about stealing used cigarettes???
Why would you want a burnt-out fag in your mouth?
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
harbinger75
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Jun 17, 2009, 01:52 AM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
Why would you want a burnt-out fag in your mouth?
This thread is NOT about fags in one's mouth. Do not derail this thread. This is about Butt Secks.
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