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forkies · Sep 20, 2006, 02:15 PM

video: Alphabet too kinky for kids

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how could anyone seriously miss that??

Dakar · Sep 20, 2006, 02:16 PM

It does look like just dots at a glance. I'm not sure I would have noticed for a bit if you hadn't put NSFW (Which it is just barely)

TETENAL · Sep 20, 2006, 02:21 PM

That's why teachers should respect copyright.

BRussell · Sep 20, 2006, 02:24 PM

"Ok honey, tonight we're on 'K.'"

Dakar · Sep 20, 2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by BRussell

"Ok honey, tonight we're on 'K.'"

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Tiresias · Sep 20, 2006, 02:28 PM

U, W, and V need some work. A bit repetitious.

torsoboy · Sep 20, 2006, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar

It does look like just dots at a glance. I'm not sure I would have noticed for a bit if you hadn't put NSFW (Which it is just barely)

You have got to be kidding me. First glance and you know that it is people performing sex acts. For that to get past the principle and the original teacher that made the handout is unbelievable.

Dakar · Sep 20, 2006, 02:36 PM

Well, then you scrutinize more on a glance than I do. But yeah the second part is unbelievable.

itai195 · 02:45 PM

I'm just trying to figure out what the heck is going on in 'Z.' It doesn't appear to be anatomically correct...

MindFad · Sep 20, 2006, 02:38 PM

Railroader · Sep 20, 2006, 02:44 PM

Mindfad, your reply with your sig is hilarious!

himself · Sep 20, 2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

NSFG?

forkies · Sep 20, 2006, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by himself

NSFG?

nope, it's Little Donny, whom nsfg is "based" on

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by itai195

I'm just trying to figure out what the heck is going on in 'Z.' It doesn't appear to be anatomically correct...

C'mon--think "three way"

Personally, I'm diggin' "L". But, then again, I'm a wee bit kinky that way

itai195 · Sep 20, 2006, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by sahnapiranha

C'mon--think "three way"

Ah duh, I totally didn't see the third person in that.

forkies · Sep 20, 2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by sahnapiranha

kinky that way

that way, meaning to the left?

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by itai195

Ah duh, I totally didn't see the third person in that.

That's okay--you've gotta have a VERY active imagination with these kinds of things!

itai195 · Sep 20, 2006, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by sahnapiranha

That's okay--you've gotta have a VERY active imagination with these kinds of things!

That's why it's good for kids!

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by forkies

that way, meaning to the left?

Actually, yes. How did you know?

forkies · Sep 20, 2006, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by sahnapiranha

How did you know?

i like c*ck; i have instincts about those things

Dark Helmet · Sep 20, 2006, 03:03 PM

I'm actually more surprised this would actually make national news.

Monique · Sep 20, 2006, 03:05 PM

Most kids won't know or care about it. Only in the U.S. it is a big deal just like seeing Janet Jackson's breast during the superbowl. Most kids anyway have alrerady caught their parents having sex.

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by forkies

i like c*ck; i have instincts about those things

A c*ck lover, eh? NOW it all makes sense...

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

Most kids anyway have alrerady caught their parents having sex.

Say WHAT?!?!

I'm gonna need you to cite your source on that one...

Naked Stick Figure Guy · Sep 20, 2006, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by forkies

nope, it's Little Donny, whom nsfg is "based" on

I take offense to the suggestion that I'm "based" on this silly character. Besides, I'm older and packin' way more steak than that cat. Little Donny is obviously based on me.

Monique · Sep 20, 2006, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by sahnapiranha

Say WHAT?!?!

I'm gonna need you to cite your source on that one...

You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.

Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.

MindFad · Sep 20, 2006, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Mindfad, your reply with your sig is hilarious!

Hahahahaha, I hadn't even noticed.

itai195 · Sep 20, 2006, 03:31 PM

I think I can safely say that, no, I never caught my parents having sex. Thank God.

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.

Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.

Nope--can't say I ever saw Ma and Pa doin' the nasty...

If it's any conciliation, though, I did see an exposed breast when I was a very young boy. Now, I'm completely and utterly (no pun intended) fascinated with them. I love breasts--does that make me a bad person?

Y3a · Sep 20, 2006, 03:35 PM

Makes you wonder how ditzy the teacher is. How did they get past the screening?

Gossamer · Sep 20, 2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.

I don't think a whole lot of kids remember being 6 months old.

torsoboy · Sep 20, 2006, 03:53 PM

I don't think I ever caught my parents having sex either. And my kids haven't caught me and my wife either. Maybe your parents were a little less cautious than most?

Monique · Sep 20, 2006, 04:02 PM

The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.

Big Mac · Sep 20, 2006, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.

Umm, no. Never even close, to my knowledge. My parents were intelligent and knew how to be discreet.

RAILhead · Sep 20, 2006, 04:06 PM

Well, now we know one more reason Monique is so screwed in the head.

Dakar · Sep 20, 2006, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by RAILhead

Well, now we know one more reason Monique is so screwed in the head.

Penis in the ear?

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.

I'll ask this as delicately as possible:

Monique, did you, as a youngster, walk in on your parents during an intimate moment?

Inquiring minds (well, maybe just me) want to know...

BRussell · Sep 20, 2006, 04:12 PM

AFAIK, parents don't have sex after they have kids.

Monique · Sep 20, 2006, 04:12 PM

No, my parents can't stand each other and that for the past 40 years. I don't think they ever loved each other.

sahnapiranha · Sep 20, 2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

No, my parents can't stand each other and that for the past 40 years. I don't think they ever loved each other.

Maybe you should email them the OP's alphabet image--ya know, to spice things up a little?

I recommend "L," but they should start out at their own pace...

kick52 · Sep 20, 2006, 04:32 PM

Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.

waxcrash · Sep 20, 2006, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by kick52

Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.

"N" looks uncomfortable.

- - e r i k - - · Sep 20, 2006, 06:20 PM

"I" looks lonely

- - e r i k - - · Sep 20, 2006, 06:23 PM

You'd think a camera guy at CNN would be able to keep a sheet of paper in focus.

Dark Helmet · Sep 20, 2006, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by kick52

Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.

Oh please, what teenager hasn't thought about doing an H.

analogika · Sep 20, 2006, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by kick52

Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.

Hello.

Welcome to the internet.

You must be new here.

Macrat · Sep 20, 2006, 08:50 PM

That font is called "Group Sex", I found it somewhere online years ago and kept it as a joke.

d4nth3m4n · Sep 20, 2006, 09:24 PM

i want to be the "Z" guy.

- - e r i k - - · Sep 20, 2006, 09:47 PM

Heh. The font is called group sex. There is no way you can miss that when selecting it from the font menu.

My guess is that the teacher did this on purpose.

ghporter · Sep 20, 2006, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.

Not very up on how sexualized 8 and 9 year olds are these days, are we. Third graders WOULD get it-and probably some would still think it was gross. But some would get it AND BE INTERESTED. And there are predators that would take advantage of that curiosity and harm those kids.

It's a dangerous world out there. Seriously.

Also, as an experienced instructor, I cannot imagine passing out ANYTHING that I had not thoroughly reviewed. I've been chided for misspellings, misuse of commas and apostrophes, and so on (both validly and ignorantly) on stuff I HAD reviewed. Passing out something without careful review is just ASKING for a problem. Dumb teacher.