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CNN: Alphabet too kinky for kids (nsfw?)
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It does look like just dots at a glance. I'm not sure I would have noticed for a bit if you hadn't put NSFW (Which it is just barely)
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That's why teachers should respect copyright.
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"Ok honey, tonight we're on 'K.'"
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Originally Posted by BRussell
"Ok honey, tonight we're on 'K.'"
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U, W, and V need some work. A bit repetitious.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
It does look like just dots at a glance. I'm not sure I would have noticed for a bit if you hadn't put NSFW (Which it is just barely)
You have got to be kidding me. First glance and you know that it is people performing sex acts. For that to get past the principle and the original teacher that made the handout is unbelievable.
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Well, then you scrutinize more on a glance than I do. But yeah the second part is unbelievable.
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I'm just trying to figure out what the heck is going on in 'Z.' It doesn't appear to be anatomically correct...
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Mindfad, your reply with your sig is hilarious!
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Originally Posted by MindFad
NSFG?
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Originally Posted by himself
NSFG?
nope, it's Little Donny, whom nsfg is "based" on
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Originally Posted by itai195
I'm just trying to figure out what the heck is going on in 'Z.' It doesn't appear to be anatomically correct...
C'mon--think "three way"
Personally, I'm diggin' "L". But, then again, I'm a wee bit kinky that way
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
C'mon--think "three way"
Ah duh, I totally didn't see the third person in that.
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
kinky that way
that way, meaning to the left?
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Originally Posted by itai195
Ah duh, I totally didn't see the third person in that.
That's okay--you've gotta have a VERY active imagination with these kinds of things!
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
That's okay--you've gotta have a VERY active imagination with these kinds of things!
That's why it's good for kids!
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Originally Posted by forkies
that way, meaning to the left?
Actually, yes. How did you know?
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
How did you know?
i like c*ck; i have instincts about those things
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I'm actually more surprised this would actually make national news.
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"She's gone from suck to blow!"
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Most kids won't know or care about it. Only in the U.S. it is a big deal just like seeing Janet Jackson's breast during the superbowl. Most kids anyway have alrerady caught their parents having sex.
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Originally Posted by forkies
i like c*ck; i have instincts about those things
A c*ck lover, eh? NOW it all makes sense...
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Originally Posted by Monique
Most kids anyway have alrerady caught their parents having sex.
Say WHAT?!?!
I'm gonna need you to cite your source on that one...
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Originally Posted by forkies
I take offense to the suggestion that I'm "based" on this silly character. Besides, I'm older and packin' way more steak than that cat. Little Donny is obviously based on me.
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Originally Posted by sahnapiranha
Say WHAT?!?!
I'm gonna need you to cite your source on that one...
You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.
Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Mindfad, your reply with your sig is hilarious!
Hahahahaha, I hadn't even noticed.
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I think I can safely say that, no, I never caught my parents having sex. Thank God.
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Originally Posted by Monique
You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.
Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.
Nope--can't say I ever saw Ma and Pa doin' the nasty...
If it's any conciliation, though, I did see an exposed breast when I was a very young boy. Now, I'm completely and utterly (no pun intended) fascinated with them. I love breasts--does that make me a bad person?
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Makes you wonder how ditzy the teacher is. How did they get past the screening?
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Originally Posted by Monique
Just like the breast thing, do you really think that kids cared about it, they saw breast before when they were breast feeded.
I don't think a whole lot of kids remember being 6 months old.
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I don't think I ever caught my parents having sex either. And my kids haven't caught me and my wife either. Maybe your parents were a little less cautious than most?
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The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.
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Originally Posted by Monique
You never caught your parents having sex. When you were little and thought you were the center of the universe and you wanted to be in bed with mom and dad, you never walked in during a loving moment.
Umm, no. Never even close, to my knowledge. My parents were intelligent and knew how to be discreet.
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Well, now we know one more reason Monique is so screwed in the head.
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
Well, now we know one more reason Monique is so screwed in the head.
Penis in the ear?
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Originally Posted by Monique
The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.
I'll ask this as delicately as possible:
Monique, did you, as a youngster, walk in on your parents during an intimate moment?
Inquiring minds (well, maybe just me) want to know...
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AFAIK, parents don't have sex after they have kids.
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No, my parents can't stand each other and that for the past 40 years. I don't think they ever loved each other.
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Originally Posted by Monique
No, my parents can't stand each other and that for the past 40 years. I don't think they ever loved each other.
Maybe you should email them the OP's alphabet image--ya know, to spice things up a little?
I recommend "L," but they should start out at their own pace...
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Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.
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Originally Posted by kick52
Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.
"N" looks uncomfortable.
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"I" looks lonely
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You'd think a camera guy at CNN would be able to keep a sheet of paper in focus.
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Originally Posted by kick52
Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.
Oh please, what teenager hasn't thought about doing an H.
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Originally Posted by kick52
Jesus! That is really screwed up. Just look at 'H'.
Hello.
Welcome to the internet.
You must be new here.
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That font is called "Group Sex", I found it somewhere online years ago and kept it as a joke.
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i want to be the "Z" guy.
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Heh. The font is called group sex. There is no way you can miss that when selecting it from the font menu.
My guess is that the teacher did this on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Monique
The point is the kids do not care what's in the pictures. It scares and offends more the adults than the kids. After they see it once, they will dismiss it.
Not very up on how sexualized 8 and 9 year olds are these days, are we. Third graders WOULD get it-and probably some would still think it was gross. But some would get it AND BE INTERESTED. And there are predators that would take advantage of that curiosity and harm those kids.
It's a dangerous world out there. Seriously.
Also, as an experienced instructor, I cannot imagine passing out ANYTHING that I had not thoroughly reviewed. I've been chided for misspellings, misuse of commas and apostrophes, and so on (both validly and ignorantly) on stuff I HAD reviewed. Passing out something without careful review is just ASKING for a problem. Dumb teacher.
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