[Doofy]

Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a curvy look in first official bikini shoot | the Daily Mail

Chloe Marshall is the teenage beauty queen who broke the mould by becoming the first size 16 beauty queen contender to make it to the finals of the Miss England contest.

Warning: NSFWish fat bird in a bikini eeek.

 

As everyone gets fatter and fatter, is the west encouraging the flab by saying things along the lines of "real women are size 50 with curves, not size 10 stick insects!"? Has political correctness generated a whole heap of flab enablers?

[Peter]

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[Peter]

Curvy? No. That's fat. There's a difference.

[Chuckit]

I'm usually the first to encourage chicks not to be too skinny, but that's going a little overboard in the opposite direction. A bit of exercise would do her good, I think.

[Peter]

Doofy, two quotes from my Dad you might appreciate:

fat girls are like scooters - great fun till your mates see you.

feminism is just economics with tits

[MacNNUK]

I've seen much worse at WDW, in their motorised scooters.....

[Peter]

your sig is too long

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Peter 

your sig is too long fat

Fixinatedness, to keep on-topic.

Even though the sig is technically legal, it's too fat. In the same way that the fat chick wearing a bikini is technically legal but really shouldn't be. Are MacNN mods flab enablers?

[legacyb4]

The political fat thing aside, it's just swinging to the opposite extreme of the health spectrum. Whatever happened to balance and equilibrium?

[Monique]

Sorry she is not fat. What do you guys look like. Real beauties like Tom Cruise or just ordinary with some fat at your mid section.

[Person Man]

Originally Posted by Peter

Curvy? No. That's fat. There's a difference.

She's overweight, by BMI (hers is 25.3). That's just over the border between "normal" and overweight (the cutoff is 25). Yes, by most "beauty pageant standards," that's fat.

But it's not really "fat." You want fat? I'll show you fat:

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH EXTREMELY FAT CHICKS. YOU CAN SEE THINGS, BUT YOU CAN'T UNSEE THEM.

 

THAT, my friends, is fat.

NOTE: I am not responsible for your actions in choosing to click the spoiler. Be grateful I didn't show her in a bikini, though I could probably find one if you want me to.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Monique 

Sorry she is not fat. What do you guys look like. Real beauties like Tom Cruise or just ordinary with some fat at your mid section.

We're way better looking than the wee man.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Monique 

Sorry she is not fat. What do you guys look like. Real beauties like Tom Cruise or just ordinary with some fat at your mid section.

This is the best April Fools present ever!!

[Dakar the Fourth]

This reminds me, we should be creating the mock accounts of each other for the day.

[RAILhead]

[RAILhead]

[RAILhead]

Whew. Much better. Thanks, me.

[ɥʇɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ ɹɐʞɐp]

Hey, look at me, I run around making jokes I think are witty but are actually sophomoric and lame.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Nice. I need to choose my target wisely.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by ɥʇɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ ɹɐʞɐp 

Hey, look at me, I run around making jokes I think are witty but are actually sophomoric and lame.

In other words: business as usual for Dakar

-t

[lizard777]

ONLY IN AMARAKA
all caps

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

In other words: business as usual for Dakar

-t

Congratulations on taking a joke everyone already figured out and explaining it as if they didn't.

In other words, business as usual for turtle777!

[osiris]

"Chloe Marshall is the teenage beauty queen who broke the mould by becoming the first size 16 beauty queen contender to make it to the finals of the Miss England contest."

I bet she broke something moving all that flesh around.

[əuoqʍɐɾ]

I'm not sure I'd click the link otherwise, but the last thing I need is for my wife to pass by as I'm doing it.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I didn't see anyone mention it, but surely this is just one in the endless string of April Fools articles, correct?

[Salty]

Honestly she has a really pretty face... I dono why straight guys are so fascinated by dating women who have the narrow build of an 18 year old boy instead of the curves of a woman... seriously don't look to the fashion industry, it's run by homos, gay guys pick manly looking women to model their clothes.

[voodoo]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I didn't see anyone mention it, but surely this is just one in the endless string of April Fools articles, correct?

Now who's ruining the joke by explaining it??

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by voodoo 

Now who's ruining the joke by explaining it??

Hey there, sunshine. People have been pretty vocal in the other fake news threads, so silence = ignorance in this thread, far as I can tell.

<3
Dakar the Fourth

[osiris]

actually, none of this is real. it's all just a bizarre dream.

[voodoo]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Hey there, sunshine. People have been pretty vocal in the other fake news threads, so silence = ignorance in this thread, far as I can tell.

<3
Dakar the Fourth

You were in the high-school math-club, I assume.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Awww, voodoo is a meanie!

[RAILhead]

*wishes his nick was upside down, too*

[Dakar the Fourth]

Heh, someone needs to make a voodoo April Fools account. Might be the only case in which the original account gets banned before the dupe.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I didn't see anyone mention it, but surely this is just one in the endless string of April Fools articles, correct?

Nope. This story has been running for a few weeks.

[Dakar the Fourth]

So you'd say the story holds a significant amount weight then?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Salty 

Honestly she has a really pretty face... I dono why straight guys are so fascinated by dating women who have the narrow build of an 18 year old boy instead of the curves of a woman...

Hey, leave the selection of what is and what isn't sexy in females to those with an eye for it.

Originally Posted by Salty 

seriously don't look to the fashion industry, it's run by homos, gay guys pick manly looking women to model their clothes.

A popular misconception. The fashion industry is actually run by female fashion magazine editors, not the gay blokes who make the clothes. You can make all the clothes you want to, but unless one of the "dragons" favours your style, you're flipping burgers.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

So you'd say the story holds a significant amount weight then?

:lolz:

[andi*pandi]

wow, you guys are mean.

[Chongo]

Back in the day she was hot. Would she considered fat today?

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

wow, you guys are mean.

Superficial, but yes, guilty as charged.

[sek929]

Monroe still is hot as hell, I know Cipher disagrees but I'd take that down in a heartbeat.

There is a huge (pun intended) difference between her and the chick Doofy posted.

[Tomchu]

I don't know what all this talk is about that being a "real woman". That's overweight, and I know only a few females who even approach that weight.

Everyone saying that a "real woman" is not slim at all has to raise the bar for what they consider to be a minimal level of physical activity required to maintain health. Everyone differs, but no one who is healthy looks like that girl. My girlfriend has a slim body, and that's because she's always lead an active lifestyle instead of sitting around with half a cheesecake watching Sex and the City.

[el chupacabra]

Originally Posted by Salty 

Honestly she has a really pretty face... I dono why straight guys are so fascinated by dating women who have the narrow build of an 18 year old boy instead of the curves of a woman...

I never seen 18 year old boys who were shaped like an hour glass. but i wouldnt expect you to see the difference...

the only curve fat women have is pi... one single, perfectly round, dumpy, curve that reminds me of a man's complete lack of shape.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

wow, you guys are mean.

Mean? She's obese and it's very unhealthy. However, it's nothing sit ups and a little walking can't cure.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by Chongo 

Back in the day she was hot. Would she considered fat today?

Probably, by some. However, the girl in the first post is considerably larger than Marilyn ever was.

[Buckaroo]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Size 16 Miss England hopeful Chloe unveils a curvy look in first official bikini shoot | the Daily Mail



Warning: NSFWish fat bird in a bikini eeek.

 

As everyone gets fatter and fatter, is the west encouraging the flab by saying things along the lines of "real women are size 50 with curves, not size 10 stick insects!"? Has political correctness generated a whole heap of flab enablers?

I'm at work, so I can't click on any of the links. Is this an April Fools joke?

[Dakar the Fourth]

I asked that question as well. Doofy says no, been circulating for a while. Tomorrow may tell.

[RAILhead]

Originally Posted by Chongo 

Back in the day she was hot. Would she considered fat today?

Not fat, but a little thunder-chunky in my book.

[Dakar the Fourth]

The right pic makes me think of the word badonka-donk.

Still hit it, though.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

wow, you guys are mean.

I have no problem with girls who are little bit chubby. I once went out with this girl who I thought was totally hot, who confided in me that two doctors had told her she needed to lose weight. So I'm not trying to say that girls need to aim for some unrealistic standard of thinness. But this girl is more than a little chubby — she looks unhealthy and unattractive. That's just the truth.

And more to the point, she's entering a beauty competition — it's not like I'm walking up to some out-of-shape person on the street to point and laugh at them. She's asking to be judged, and I judge her to be in need of some exercise.