[abbaZaba]

I think I win the contest for most icons in the menu bar



notice there isn't even date/time nor are there itunes controls so it could be even longer if I felt the need

[turtle777]

Uhm, yeah, MINE is bigger



(it's with short date/time though, but still bigger)

-t

[abbaZaba]

damn

[Spheric Harlot]

You know it's actually about girth, right?

[Salty]

I have a really nice penis... but my menu bar is pretty standard.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Salty 

I have a really nice penis... but my menu bar is pretty standard.

How are you taking care of your nice penis so that it remains a nice penis for years to come?

[Railroader]

Mine has my wife's name written on it.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

Mine has my wife's name written on it.

Your toolbar has ?

-t

[Salty]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

How are you taking care of your nice penis so that it remains a nice penis for years to come?

I wash it every morning, and I read it bed time stories, and I make sure it gets plenty of exercise.

[subego]

What's weird is that beyond system menulets, you guys have almost no overlap.

[Spheric Harlot]

This thread has turned suitably bizarre.

My work here is done.

:leans back, satisfied:

[subego]

Oh, sorry.

There's almost no overlap...

And penis.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Your toolbar has ?

-t

Well, I was logging in from her computer... So I guess I could say I was using her equipment.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Salty 

I wash it every morning, and I read it bed time stories, and I make sure it gets plenty of exercise.

That's a pretty good start! What sort of stories do you read it? Do you ever polish it after a washing? I recommend using Thompson's Water Seal.

[Ghoser777]

I just received an email about a Menu Extender I can buy cheap from Canada. Have any of you gotten longer Menus with it?

[turtle777]

LULZ.

-t

[Salty]

Originally Posted by Ghoser777 

I just received an email about a Menu Extender I can buy cheap from Canada. Have any of you gotten longer Menus with it?

The unfortunate thing is that most monitors now are maxing out at 1080, so even a lot of the time you may think you're making your menu bigger, but really it's just less dense.

[bstone]

[besson3c]

This thread is clever because there are so many double entendres here. When people talk about monitors and menus they are often actually referring to penises! ... Or is it penii?

[Railroader]

And now the thread is dead.

[Spheric Harlot]

I wasn't going to keep harping on besson, because it's a lot less annoying now that Cubeoid is gone again, but yeah, the effect is sort of like a bunch of people sitting at a table and giggling, and some guy walking up to them and throwing a wet fish onto the table.

Marginally funny to the guy doing it, but only to him (and presumably, only until he gets it shoved up his ass).

[turtle777]

*facepalm* @ besson

-t

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

I wasn't going to keep harping on besson, because it's a lot less annoying now that Cubeoid is gone again, but yeah, the effect is sort of like a bunch of people sitting at a table and giggling, and some guy walking up to them and throwing a wet fish onto the table.

Marginally funny to the guy doing it, but only to him (and presumably, only until he gets it shoved up his ass).

All of this sounds funny to me, but I'll try to restrain myself in the future...

[imitchellg5]

Why do you guys need so much in your menu bar? Even mine is a bit cluttered for my preferences.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by imitchellg5 

Why do you guys need so much in your menu bar? Even mine is a bit cluttered for my preferences.

What an unpatriotic question.

Bigger is always better. Duh.

-t

[reader50]

Originally Posted by imitchellg5 

Why do you guys need so much in your menu bar? Even mine is a bit cluttered for my preferences.

Before they buy a bigger monitor, they need to run out of space on their current monitor. How else can they talk the SO into approving the purchase?