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Jan 11, 2006, 06:38 AM
 
Yes I did.

Not sure I am getting enough fibre.

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Jan 11, 2006, 06:47 AM
 
There's a "fibre channel" joke in there somewhere.

But I wouldn't dream of making it.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 07:24 AM
 
Finally, a poop thread. I also pooped today.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 02:44 PM
 
You should see the size of the turds of the Wookie! Lookie!!!
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 02:51 PM
 
I had a small bowel movement, probably will have more.

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Jan 11, 2006, 03:00 PM
 
I'm not sure which poop thread I should post in.
Any suggestions ?

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Jan 11, 2006, 03:03 PM
 
This might belong in the Pol Lounge.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 03:16 PM
 
yes. and i will poop tomorrow as well. Poop is so predictable.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 04:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by Artful Dodger
yes. and i will poop tomorrow as well. Poop is so predictable.
Yes, it's a very normal bodily function. Peristalsis at its best.

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Jan 11, 2006, 05:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by BlueSky
This might belong in the Pol Lounge.
i only produce non-partisan poop.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 06:04 PM
 
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 06:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
get that sh*t checked out.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 06:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
Are you serious ?

Your poop system must have a leak or something...

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Jan 11, 2006, 06:35 PM
 
Mmmm....

Talk about content!
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Jan 11, 2006, 06:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
i poop like 4x a day, easy. the other day it was 7.
Some scared sh*t!
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Jan 11, 2006, 06:37 PM
 
i probably poop between 1 and three times a day depending on what i've been chowing down on and at what time.

@SCAUGHT

My GF has irratible bowl syndrome and she can get the shits up to seven times a day by the smells of things try cutting **** like white bread out of your diet, you might have siliacs (SP?) disease or something like that.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:02 PM
 
Originally Posted by Artful Dodger
i only produce non-partisan poop.

I wonder if partisan poop looks different than normal poop, or if partisan Democrat poop looks different than Republican poop? Ditto for the Bloc, Liberals, Tories, and NDP!
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by Albert Pujols
get that sh*t checked out.

haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".

actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:12 PM
 
Is communist poop red?
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:15 PM
 
Is Capitalist poo green?
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c
I wonder if partisan poop looks different than normal poop, or if partisan Democrat poop looks different than Republican poop? Ditto for the Bloc, Liberals, Tories, and NDP!
Yes. Liberal Democrat and Labour poop comes out looking like policy documents and election manifestos.
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:47 PM
 
I don't eat peanuts but they're always in there.

What's up wid dat?

Fibre is your friend and eat lotza yogurt.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rolling Bones
I don't eat peanuts but they're always in there.

What's up wid dat?

Fibre is your friend and eat lotza yogurt.
Maybe someone is entering your room late at night and is shoving them up your butt when you're asleep....let me ask you a question, when you wake-up do you have a big smile on your face but your butt hurts real bad? If so, we've solved the mystery!
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 08:51 PM
 
My poo is blue. True.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 09:19 PM
 
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 09:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dork.
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Jan 11, 2006, 09:31 PM
 
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Jan 11, 2006, 09:55 PM
 
Has a duplicate thread ever taken a life of own quite like this? Outstanding teamwork, fellas, outstanding...
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 10:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".

actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
Actually, my gastroenterologist probably wouldn't be too happy if I told him I was taking a dump 3 or more times a day. Then again, I probably have a diffrent diet than you. You vegans are crazy
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 10:35 PM
 
OK fine, 3-4 times a day. But if you're waking up in the middle of the night to poop...like a vegetablarian I know...there's something wrong. That's just not right. Somebody needs to eat a big ol' rib eye or something.
     
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Jan 11, 2006, 11:01 PM
 
That seems like a bit too much Sky. Really....
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:30 AM
 
I try to poop at least once a day. I only eat once a day so I try to download as much as I upload.
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:53 AM
 
Coffee makes me poop.

Dunno why.

Cigarettes do too.
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 01:27 AM
 
Twice, but it was a busy day (woke up in SF, but now back in Dallas
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 01:53 AM
 
About once a day, give or take.

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Jan 12, 2006, 04:32 AM
 
Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster
I try to poop at least once a day. I only eat once a day so I try to download as much as I upload.
Ding ding ding!

That's what researchers and medicos say is proper pooper frequency, as you and a few others have mentioned.

Poop as many times a day as you eat.

That is ideal.
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Jan 12, 2006, 04:35 AM
 
Originally Posted by TailsToo
Twice, but it was a busy day (woke up in SF, but now back in Dallas
So, you left your poop in San Francisco.

Was it on a hill? Does it call to you?

Does it wait for you above the blue and windy seas?

If you go back do you think your poop will shine for you? Or, for me?
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by ink
Coffee makes me poop.

Dunno why.

Cigarettes do too.
coffee makes you poop. natural ex-lax, man.


Originally Posted by Albert Pujols
Actually, my gastroenterologist probably wouldn't be too happy if I told him I was taking a dump 3 or more times a day. Then again, I probably have a diffrent diet than you. You vegans are crazy
heh. ya man, theres nothing slowing it down. heh. i've had poop dreams before where im sound asleep, but have to poop really bad. then im like half awake and thinking, man, it would be nice if i could crap. im really uncomfortable. then i realize im half awake and go to the loo at some odd ass hour.

Originally Posted by BlueSky
My poo is blue. True.

i've had green before (drink a bunch of grape soda, for some reason it comes out green and not blue), what are you eating to make it blue?

poop is my favorite subject.
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:12 PM
 
I take long one since I like to read on the toilet. My friends say I'm really predictable about it. As soons as I get home I'm in the bathroom. Magazines everywhere!
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:28 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
haha. i eat a healthy nigh-vegan diet, take vitamins and drink upwards of 2 liters of water a day. no pop. no caffiene. theres nothing to get "checked out".

actually, 4 times a day is a bit rare. 3 times a day is pretty normal. if you only move your bowels once a day or less, i think thats insane.
That's a lot of sphincterial bacteria hanging around.

There's nothing unhealthy about once-a-day (my ave. frequency, sometimes twice-). However, an unproper vegan diet is quite unhealthy -- luckily you take vitamins and hopefully they're the right ones.
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Jan 12, 2006, 12:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
...what are you eating to make it blue?
Smurfs.
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 02:20 PM
 
Originally Posted by Stradlater
That's a lot of sphincterial bacteria hanging around.

There's nothing unhealthy about once-a-day (my ave. frequency, sometimes twice-). However, an unproper vegan diet is quite unhealthy -- luckily you take vitamins and hopefully they're the right ones.
what could possibly be "hanging around" when i'm moving my bowels several times a day?

ANY "unproper diet" is unhealthy.
     
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Jan 12, 2006, 06:11 PM
 
Originally Posted by scaught
what could possibly be "hanging around" when i'm moving my bowels several times a day?
Bacteria.

ANY "unproper diet" is unhealthy.
True. However, it's much harder to have a proper diet as a vegan. Supplements are required to get all the nutrients you need.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
Smurfs.
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Jan 12, 2006, 08:22 PM
 
Originally Posted by Stradlater
are required to get all the nutrients you need.
required isnt the truth. the only thing that is "scarce" in vegan food land is B12, but you can still get it.
     
   
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